Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take roleplaying to a whole new level – Erotic Roleplay Thread Stronk Hors Edition! Join us for some wild and wacky adventures as we ride our trusty steeds into battle against evil mobs and build the most phallic structures you’ve ever seen.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dildo of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder unimaginable power and pleasure. Will you be the one to claim it and rule over the land with an iron (or should we say diamond) fist?

So come on, saddle up and join us for a raunchy good time on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember to keep it PG-13 (or not, we won’t judge)!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 108/200 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard: 1 Forbidden Relics Collected: 7
Gnome Villages Protected: 8 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 7
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 4 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4
Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4 Crystal Caves Mapped: 2
Arcane Towers Raised: 1 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 20

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

New Minecraft Servers

  • MineXD

    MineXD

    MineXD We are offering a custom enviroment to enable players to play minecraft their way. The plugins we run add a lot to the vanilla experience while still remaining true to the way minecraft was intended to be enjoyed. Land Claims, Skills, Pinatas, Voting Rewards, Custom Enchants, Freshly Reset.Come check it out quick and say hi!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 93/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 6 Divine Relics Bestowed: 12
    Villages Defended: 5 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 8 Cosmic Pies Baked: 8
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Royal Courts Attended: 2
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Falling into the Void: 2

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • SkyVillage

    SkyVillage

    SkyVillage isn’t just a Minecraft server; it’s a thriving community of passionate gamers who share a common love for creativity and collaboration. Immerse yourself in a supportive environment where players of all skill levels come together to forge lasting friendships. Engage in lively conversations, trade valuable resources, and participate in community events that bring everyone closer.

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 106/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 12 Soul Contracts Signed: 4
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Celestial Beings Befriended: 3
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 10
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 7 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 21
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 33 Cursed Swords Broken: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • DIRK.US

    DIRK.US

    A server based around towns, with vampires and werewolves lurking around, hidden in plain sight. This server is still under development and any feedback and suggestions are taken into account and highly appriciated. Join the server today and see it for yourself!!!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 102/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 3 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 20
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 8 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
    Enchanted Armories Found: 4 Holy Grails Found: 3
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Towns Built: 10
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 53 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Pea

    Pea

    This is a semi-vanilla survival server with minimal rules against grieving because who doesn’t like waking up one morning to find their house burnt down and looted definitely me. We’ve got Geyser for Java and Bedrock compatibility and Via-Version, so I don’t have to update the server; it’s the best.Server rules:No Exploiting/Hacking: No, using cheats to gain an unfair advantage No sharing personal info: No Giving Personal information to others No Squatting: No Living in another’s base without permission

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 96/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 5 Undead Armies Raised: 2
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 7 Rune Stones Activated: 5
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 14 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Towns Built: 4 Epic Mounts Acquired: 4
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 10 Magic Items Found: 4053

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Olympus

    Olympus

    Olympus is a welcoming server for those who are mature enough to be mindful of others but not let it interfere with having fun! A mature and respectful player base is our goal with all welcome! We have plug-ins that add to the experience of Minecraft without taking away the essence of a survival server. You can work together or alone, build farms, towns or shops. You can protect your builds if needs be but still allow access to others so you can work together. Economy plug-in and shop signs to be able to buy and sell to others. Keep in touch with your friends on the server by using Discord for real-time chat! Crates to use if you wish to give you some much needed, hard to get, items to give a fair experience. A true sense of community that will not tolerate griefers or those who would ruin anyone’s experience of the game.

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 110/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 11 Void Armor Forged: 14
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3 Immortal Potions Brewed: 9
    Battle Standards Raised: 7 Forbidden Relics Collected: 9
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 112 Magical Familiars Summoned: 4

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • VillageCraft

    VillageCraft

    Around since 2011, we have seen Minecraft change quite a bit. We have a strong and easygoing community, with friendly players who will get you on your way. On VillageCraft, you can build a village to whatever style you feel, get it protected by one of our friendly staff, and then manage it however you want. Come join us!Key Features: – We have a market, built from the ground up, right in the spawn town, to help you get on your way, be it with your first home, or a new project – Through community elections and votes, you can have your say on how the server operates, from suggesting features, to running events – VillageCraft has been a community since 2011, having seen over 20,000 players over the years, each bringing their contribution to the server – When you build a village, it’s entirely yours. You can decide who to let in, what rules you enforce, and play to your style

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 104/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Horror Stories Survived: 5 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 30
    Zombie Dances: 0 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 13 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 5
    Holy Grails Found: 3 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 14
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Cobblehaven

    Cobblehaven

    Welcome to Cobblehaven! Bringing the cobblemon experience to vanilla Minecraft! If you enjoy the survival aspects of Minecraft then you’ll have a blast over here!Our Features: MEGA EVOLUTION ALL LEGENDARY POKEMON Land claiming to protect your chests and builds!! Crates Player Gyms SPAWNER BASED Economy GTS VOICE CHAT New and FREQUENT Releases of Pokemon And much more in the making!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 110/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Astral Projections Made: 1
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2 Epic Battles Fought: 17
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
    Rune Stones Activated: 12 Rainbows Spotted: 10
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 6 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 7

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • McCaverns

    McCaverns

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 110/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 2 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7
    Magic Wands Crafted: 15 Eternal Flames Captured: 7
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3 Dragonkin Hatched: 4
    Arcane Towers Raised: 2 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0
    Battle Standards Raised: 15 Epic Mounts Acquired: 3

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • PandaCraft

    PandaCraft

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 101/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Battle Standards Raised: 8 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Celestial Gardens Planted: 3
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 11
    Evil Lairs Raided: 6 Players Killed by Monsters: 9520
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Renatus Network

    Renatus Network

    Renatus Network BATTLEGROUNDS OFFICIALLY RELEASED /server Battlegrounds JOIN NOW – Renatus.ccParkour Are you ready to take your parkour and speedrunning skills to the next level? With over 400+ levels, including iconic levels like Rainbow, Rocky, and Dungeon, and our unique Infinite Parkour and racing feature, you’ll be in for an adventure like no other.Battlegrounds Are you ready for the ultimate PvP experience? Introduce Battlegrounds, the newest and most thrilling KitPvP gamemode out there. With a roster of over 20+ unique champions, each with their special abilities and power-ups, you’ll have the chance to play as your favorite character and dominate the battlefield.JOIN OVER ONE MILLION UNIQUE PLAYERS Renatus Network has been around since 2012! Over the years, we’ve used that time to refine our game modes into something truly special for every player. With our over 10 years of experience, we understand the importance of community. So we welcome YOU with open arms. Join Renatus and be a part of the community that is standing 10 years strong.

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 5 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 8 Mystic Runes Engraved: 5
    Pirate Ships Captured: 3 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1
    Lost Souls Rescued: 3 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • TANOMI

    TANOMI

    You have reached the official page of a unique Minecraft server with new features that open up for you a fresh look at the game and the difficulty of survival. This is an amazing world where you can be anyone: choose your play style! Exciting systems of new enchantments, fishing, mining, unique monsters, a whole list of new equipment and much more await you! All this without mods, without downloading a launcher. We don’t put labels on players like RP servers do, you can be whoever you want, whenever you want, and the standard of living that you want. And we will try to preserve your gameplay for a long time, because we do not have wipes of the main world. You can access us even from a non-licensed client, so you don’t need to spend extra money on purchasing a mojang account. We have the most friendly and sociable community of players and administration! Only you decide how the history of the world you live in will go! Come in and show yourself!Read the detailed description in our VK group or on the website.

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 103/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 14 Haunted Chests Opened: 2
    Curse of Binding Applied: 2 Animals Bred: 149
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 14 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2
    Magic Items Found: 2319 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 14 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • FTB StoneBlock2 by CraftersLand

    FTB StoneBlock2 by CraftersLand

    ░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: sb2.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention claim system > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Maps on RAM drive for faster chunk load. > Daily Backups. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Few items banned. (Link on the server.) > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > Dedicated Server Online 24/7.

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 101/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 8
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Zombie Dances: 2
    Portal Loops Escaped: 2 Living Statues Befriended: 1
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 13
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3 Herobrine Sightings: 6

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MineFrost Network

    MineFrost Network

    MINEFROST NETWORKIP: play.minefrost.net ___________________________________________________________WE ARE OPENING NEW TYPE OF SERVERS! – VANILLA SKYBLOCK – CUSTOM SURVIVAL – CUSTOM BEDWARS – ANARCHY SKYLANDS – EXTREME HARDCORE AND MUCH MORE!!!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 1 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Royal Courts Attended: 2
    Legendary Items Repaired: 5 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 1 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4 Legendary Titles Earned: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • DemonsLand Season 3

    DemonsLand Season 3

    Demons Land is A Public Lifesteal Server. By Playing here You can Enhance your Lifesteal Experience.

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 92/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1 Astral Staffs Crafted: 14
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Mysterious Portals Opened: 14
    Epic Weapons Forged: 2 Cursed Villages Purged: 4
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Towns Built: 10
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Players Killed by Monsters: 8050

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MCSugars

    MCSugars

    MCSugars is a survival server based on a diamond economy, with loads of cool features including land claims, pwarps, chest shops, crates, marriage and more

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 110/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 4 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 11 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2 Star Shards Collected: 295
    Epic Quests Completed: 19 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 8
    Undead Armies Raised: 3 Secret Guilds Joined: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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