Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take roleplaying to a whole new level – Erotic Roleplay Thread Stronk Hors Edition! Join us for some wild and wacky adventures as we ride our trusty steeds into battle against evil mobs and build the most phallic structures you’ve ever seen.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dildo of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder unimaginable power and pleasure. Will you be the one to claim it and rule over the land with an iron (or should we say diamond) fist?

So come on, saddle up and join us for a raunchy good time on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember to keep it PG-13 (or not, we won’t judge)!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 104/1000 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed: 1 Gods Slained: 1
Dragons Tamed: 1 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2
Fabled Crowns Discovered: 6 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
Love Letters Sent: 17 Mythical Quests Completed: 38
Blood-Forged Axes Created: 19 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

New Minecraft Servers

  • Silver Springs Survival

    Silver Springs Survival

    Silver Springs Survival is a small Minecraft server that is dedicated to bringing an enjoyable, “customized vanilla” experience to our players. We’ve been running for many years, and in that time have devoted countless hours to fine-tuning everything to make our experience unique while holding true to the vanilla gameplay we have come to love and enjoy. We are fairly small, but our community is tight-knit, warm, and active. Some of the staff and players have been with us since the very beginning all of those years ago, and some were around even before that!Our gameplay and rules are simple: we use minimal plugins to moderate gameplay, and instead operate under the assumption of common sense. We have no Towny, but you are free to build in towns (or not) if you want. We have no land claiming, meaning you can build as you please and where you please, but you are expected to give people enough space and to not grief, and will be punished heavily for doing so.Our core features: – Hard mode survival with pregenerated worlds – Freely accessible creative world, and resource worlds which automatically reset bi-weekly – Quality of life features for builders such as block rotation, block “chiseling”, and armor stand manipulation – Simple economy with a server shop, player marketplace, lotteries, and a custom item auction system – Regular events and activities such as build contests, spawn secret treasures, and parkours – Opt-in late game survival content, including our “Runecrafting” system for creating thoughtfully designed enchantments which are unique to Silver Springs, and unique items and armor sets acquirable through integrated systems such as minigames and heavily customized Mob ArenasPlease review our rules in-game using /rules once you join.You will start off as a [​Player] and become a [​Member] based on behavior once you’re at >=20 hours of playtime.

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 94/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 6
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Lost Cities Unearthed: 1
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3
    Living Statues Befriended: 1 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 0 Dimension Hops: 8

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • Classic Realms

    Classic Realms

    Classic Realms is a Minecraft survival server which strives to bring back the old classic survival experience, cutting out the nonsense from modern day servers. If you’re looking for a fun, non p2w server! Classic Realms is your best bet!Connect using bedrock with the ip: bedrock.classicrealms.net and the port 8188

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 99/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
    Players Killed by Monsters: 4890 Endless Legions Commanded: 35
    Endless Mazes Solved: 1 Phantom Knights Defeated: 8
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Epic Weapons Forged: 9
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 6

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • SkeletoSMP

    SkeletoSMP

    Best survival SMP u can find . Very good staff and players friendly server everyone will be helpful join us and have fun !!!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 109/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 143 Star Shards Collected: 81
    Wilderness Tamed: 8 Unseen Monsters Slain: 6
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4 Crystal Caves Mapped: 5
    Herobrine Sightings: 1 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • Sky Valley

    Sky Valley

    Welcome to Sky Valley This is a server focused on SkyBlock in 1.18.2 that contains RPG elements and other interesting mechanics.** Resources ** + Missions, Improvements, Leaderboards, Island Levels, Improvements + Slimefun – New Features, Backpacks, Reactors, Ranks + New custom Enchantments! + New fish, bait with sales system! + Spawners, Boxes, Votes, Jobs, Auctions, Arena + Skills, Boostable Stats and Mana! + Kits, weekly and daily events!,

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 97/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cursed Statues Activated: 1 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8 Magic Wands Crafted: 5
    Battle Standards Raised: 11 Reality Warps Survived: 0
    Meteorite Armor Created: 20 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • SeaSide

    SeaSide

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 109/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 333 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Rainbows Spotted: 9
    Talking Trees Consulted: 3 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 33
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • HexArchon

    HexArchon

    Just released on August 13th, 2022!Key Features: » In-depth /shop system » Custom Skills, Abilities, Items, and Enchants » Custom Mobs, Boss Fights, and Dungeons » Custom Worlds and Player Shops » Quests, Custom Pets, Furnitures » Supply Drops, Coinflips, and Lotteries » Automatic Farms and Enchantable Furnaces » Live Server Map » Interesting Fishing Mechanics…

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 90/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 5 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 45 Cosmic Pies Baked: 6
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 97 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 5
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 4 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
    Teleportation Mishaps: 1 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 16

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • Teacher

    Teacher

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 106/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Living Shadows Defeated: 3 Magic Items Found: 7479
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 1 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 49
    Magical Moments Shared: 26 Celestial Beings Befriended: 4
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 2 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
    Animals Bred: 93 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • WHY

    WHY

    NINDEN is a Naruto themed server with epic jutsu, events, and an open-world. You can strive to create peace in the ninja world or to force it into ruin! Join to take part in classic events from the Naruto series through an immersive and in-depth experience! Take part in missions, exams, events, and much more! Explore the variety of PvP and PvE oriented content we have to offer. Design your character and choose a playstyle that fits you. Wield a variety of ninja tools and race to the top to become the strongest shinobi! There are a plethora of things you can do on our server, and it all starts by joining now!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 96/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Wyrmholes Dug: 6 Chaos Gates Opened: 2
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 17 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7
    Epic Weapons Forged: 3 Ether Blades Crafted: 5
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 4 Arcane Towers Raised: 3
    Wailing Winds Heard: 1 Crops Grown: 2653

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • Havzmar

    Havzmar

    Are you looking for a server with a mature community, custom items, dungeons, a very unique Towny experience, strong economy, tons of ranks, frequent events, collectible items and titles, custom MCMMO experience, not pay to win, with accomplishments to grind for, and staff that play just as you do? Then come join us as we enjoy a community driven server, and explore the lore of Havzmar!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 92/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5 Chimeras Created: 1
    Void Armor Forged: 27 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4
    Legendary Items Repaired: 5 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 10 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 6 Mystic Runes Engraved: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • Sapphire SMP

    Sapphire SMP

    Welcome to Sapphire SMP!Our community is exceptionally friendly, and we all share a passion for playing on Sapphire SMP: a crossplay server that supports both Java and Bedrock editions. Sapphire SMP has loads of unique custom features and receives frequent updates with new content and the latest Minecraft releases! Checkout our distinctive features:– Custom Enchants: Immerse yourself in over 200 custom enchants unique to Sapphire SMP! – Claiming: Protect your creations and never worry about griefing again! – Temp-fly: Effortlessly explore and build your base with our unique flying system. – Backpacks: Store your treasures in safety and continue exploring without concern. – Plus more! Come and discover all that we have to offer for yourself!If you’re joining from Bedrock (console or phone), use the IP play.sapphiresmp.net and port 19132.

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 99/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 7 Epic Quests Completed: 15
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 14 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2
    Endless Legions Commanded: 22 Glitched Entities Encountered: 1
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 12 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1
    Magic Items Found: 3482 Rune Stones Activated: 7

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • ContentVeen

    ContentVeen

    ContentVeen is a high-quality Minecraft Survival, Skyblock, CakeWars and Creative server with unique content and great community, friendly staff and players like you!NOW ALSO ON BEDROCK! » Survival » Skywars » CakeWars » CreativeJava IP: play.contentveen.nl Bedrock IP: play.contentveen.nl (Port 26006)Supported 1.19 – 1.19.2!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 104/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 4 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 50
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 9 Omnipotent Charms Created: 2
    Herobrine Sightings: 9 Gods Slained: 1
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 20 Volcanoes Explored: 3
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 2 Cozy Campfires Lit: 8

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • With UneasyVan

    With UneasyVan

    Server IP: UneasyVanilla.com Discord: https://discord.uneasyvanilla.comAbout UneasyVanilla – UneasyVanilla is a semi-anarchy/survival minecraft server, started on the 10th of March 2020. – Designed to give players total freedom to play Minecraft just as the developers intended. – We’re not anarchy, rather more lawless than anything else. You can do whatever you want in-game as long as you follow a few simple rules. – Server is hosted in EU giving player in Europe excellent ping while a resonable good ping from North America.

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 3 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2 Celestial Gardens Planted: 2
    Villages Defended: 19 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4
    Runes Activated: 7 Eerie Music Discs Played: 2
    Dragon Eggs Found: 6440 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • Anarchus

    Anarchus

    Hop ONN already what are you DOING reading this??Anarchus is a Semi-Anarchy / Enhanced Vanilla server. Similar to anarchy servers, there are few chat rules, no land claiming, and full pvp/griefing, but it also has a proper anti-cheat and custom features such as 200+ unique items. This server is intended for older players that are looking for a challenge.What makes Anarchus unique? – Extraordinary Custom items (Spells, crayons, TNT Guns, sets with buffs, ect) – Custom-developed monsters and bosses with unique drops and abilities – Seasonal events with collectable gear and thematic enemies – First donor rank FREE for voting onceWe reward raiding and pvp through economy — Custom items can be bought using in-game money (which is obtained by killing players, mobs, or by raiding) or obtained from via essences which drop from mobs.The fundamental aspects of vanilla mc have been redone! Mobs are harder, drastically changing the difficulty of the game. If you join and have a hard time surviving, don’t be surprised

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 96/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2 Crystal Wands Charged: 20
    Magic Items Found: 1336 Cursed Statues Activated: 1
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 3 Cozy Campfires Lit: 19
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Players Killed by Monsters: 5063
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Endless Mazes Conquered: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • SlimeCraftSMP

    SlimeCraftSMP

    ►───────═ SlimeCraftSMP (Java + Bedrock) ═───────◄ Embark on an unparalleled gaming adventure with SlimeCraftSMP, offering over 4000 custom items for an innovative and exciting Minecraft experience. Dive into a meticulously customized universe that elevates gameplay with unique features, transforming the mundane into the extraordinary. Join a community-driven server with absolutely NO PAY2WIN features, where success is determined by skill and strategy, fostering a community of like-minded players.

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 91/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mineshafts Explored: 4 Celestial Crowns Worn: 4
    Crystal Wands Charged: 19 Legendary Titles Earned: 1
    Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Chaos Gates Opened: 2
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 0 Epic Shields Constructed: 24

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • Hotdog Water

    Hotdog Water

    The server is hardcore. A server reset vote will be held every day on discord.This server is vanilla. We use a custom resource pack to put hotdogs in water buckets. We use a vanilla scoreboard to display people’s hearts and server stats. There is no random teleport, there is no TP to bed, there is no land claim.This server is semi-anarchy. PVP, griefing, and fun are all allowed. No cheating/hacking and no being a total jerk-face.

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 104/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Meteorites Collected: 0 Void Armor Forged: 11
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 7 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 16
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5 Endless Night Skies: 2
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 1 Arcane Towers Raised: 1
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Curse of Binding Applied: 5

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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