Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take roleplaying to a whole new level – Erotic Roleplay Thread Stronk Hors Edition! Join us for some wild and wacky adventures as we ride our trusty steeds into battle against evil mobs and build the most phallic structures you’ve ever seen.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dildo of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder unimaginable power and pleasure. Will you be the one to claim it and rule over the land with an iron (or should we say diamond) fist?

So come on, saddle up and join us for a raunchy good time on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember to keep it PG-13 (or not, we won’t judge)!

Updated October 26, 2024

Players: 91/800 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Runes Activated: 0 Wilderness Tamed: 14
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • ABSSMP

    ABSSMP

    Anti cheat , Hardcore Revival , items with gui such as chest protection , emerald tools , login security , one player sleep , pvp if you want , pve , home , silk spawners , gifts , all versions supported .

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 95/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 13 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • Tales of Conquest

    Tales of Conquest

    A great medieval role playing minecraft server that you should come and join

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 94/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 2 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 8 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • Vanilla anarchy

    Vanilla anarchy

    This server is all about vanilla minecraft with no rules but still there is three rules no cheating, no duping or exploits, no lag machines i want to create a new experience for everyone to enjoy.

    Simply Vanilla server rules: 1. No cheating (hack clients, xray, killaura, radar, entity speed hack) 2. No duping and other exploits. 3. No lag machines.

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 108/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Farms Harvested: 618 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 37 Mineshafts Explored: 3

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • Epic Minecrafter

    Epic Minecrafter

    With 3 epic worlds Epic Minecrafter has a world for just about any way you want to play Minecraft.

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 95/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Astral Mages Summoned: 4 Treasure Maps Found: 3
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • Oranges Prison life

    Oranges Prison life

    Orange’s Prison Life is a prison based around working and building your way to the top. Once a prisoner has proven themselves capable of living a decent life outside of prison bars, they may set themselves free. We are a non-op, economy-based server. Once free, join a clan or make your own. Build vast clan bases and protect them.. Gather resources, trade with players, and make a name for yourself. Being a hardcore, non-op classic prison server, your items are precious and hard-earned. PvP is around every corner, so you’ll continuously need to watch your back for players trying to steal your items. Our community originally opened back in 2011, and we again re-launched just this past month. Many of our original community is still playing today, but we’d love to expand and reach brand new players too. We’ve actively been working on lots of exciting new content and can’t wait to release it for all to enjoy. Come check us out – we’d love to have you!

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 100/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 4 Legendary Items Repaired: 4
    Players Killed by Monsters: 1578 Magic Crystals Found: 19

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • FatDog Minecraft

    FatDog Minecraft

    FDMC Cauac is a Minecraft survival mode (SMP) Rated R (+18) game-world which is built, maintained, destroyed, and managed by the players themselves, in every aspect. Within the confines of the game, you, as a player, have total freedom to do as you wish and choose your own path, in any way.

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 101/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Star Shards Collected: 160 Cursed Scrolls Read: 3
    Cursed Lands Purified: 7 Ancient Ruins Explored: 5

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • ShadyCraft

    ShadyCraft

    Faction/Economy Server with a twist of fun! Join today for your new favorite friendly server! Invite your friends for a relaxing enjoyable time to hang out with others!

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 98/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1 Endless Legions Commanded: 41
    Endless Night Skies: 5 Twisted Realms Survived: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • Mob Arenas

    Mob Arenas

    Come join us at MobArenas, the #1 MobArenas server. Battle waves of mobs collecting points along the way. Spend those points to purchase and upgrade kits. Create parties with friends and share exp using our unique social features. Our servers are online 24/7 and updated weekly with new content. Follow us on twitter @MobArenas and visit our website www.mobarenas.com to keep updated!

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 8 Battle Standards Raised: 14
    Rune Stones Activated: 8 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • DangerSb (beta)

    DangerSb (beta)

    TakenBlock Season 3 is Live! with tons of awesome features with an awesome sky-block server to go with it /warp pvp to fight!

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 107/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3
    Rune Stones Activated: 10 Forbidden Tomes Read: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • simpvp.net

    simpvp.net

    simpvp.net is an all-out anarchy server. We have only one (enforced) rule, and that is simply: No cheating. Which includes all forms of flymods, xray, spamming and so on. Scamming, embezzling, backstabbing, and everything of the like is completely allowed. While it is all allowed, you have to do it all on your own, every player is expected to be capable of defending themselves and gathering necessary items all on their own. Everything (except spawn) is player made, admins will only intervene with cheaters.

    The server is hosted in France, and although we don’t force people to speak English, it is an English server.

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 108/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Phantom Ships Sailed: 5
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 5 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • Wild West Frontier

    Wild West Frontier

    Welcome to the Wild West Frontier! A friendly community where there’s always fun to be had, whether it be farming crop for a few coins or diving headfirst into the bandit underbelly. All ages welcome.

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 101/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Secret Guilds Joined: 5 Meteorite Armor Created: 23
    Secret Passages Found: 5 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 6

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • Terramining II

    Terramining II

    Welcome to an amazing survival server • 24/7 • No Whitelist • Dedicated Staff • Awsome Plugins • No Lag • No Whitelist • Factions PvP • Simple and Easy Home and Chest Protection • Wild Build zones • Anti-Grief • Shops • Anti hacking

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 109/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Farms Harvested: 104 Magical Familiars Summoned: 2
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 14 Dimension Hops: 13

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • crafties smp

    crafties smp

    a smp server for max 20 players we have good spawn and builds join now for some stuff maybe we will meet sometime no rules directly

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 104/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Holy Grails Found: 3 Villages Defended: 18
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Forbidden Tomes Read: 7

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • MegaCraft Network

    MegaCraft Network

    Welcome to MegaCraft Network, a community-driven server that seeks to separate itself from the rest!

    Server Features Creative: ► WorldEdit and VoxelSniper ► Build Ranks RolePlay SkyBlock: ► Ore Generator ► Custom Islands Prison: ► Custom Enchants ► Tons of Unique Features Visit out Website: https://mc-mega.com Join Our Teamspeak: ts.mc-mega.com

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 101/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 3133 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 16
    Vanishing Items Found: 8 Mineshafts Explored: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • UnderLands

    UnderLands

    Hello, This is a new server that is still in development and needs testers to try out the plugins. If you would like to make a free server, then go on aternos for free and create a Minecraft server that accually works!

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    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 94/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 18 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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