Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take roleplaying to a whole new level – Erotic Roleplay Thread Stronk Hors Edition! Join us for some wild and wacky adventures as we ride our trusty steeds into battle against evil mobs and build the most phallic structures you’ve ever seen.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dildo of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder unimaginable power and pleasure. Will you be the one to claim it and rule over the land with an iron (or should we say diamond) fist?

So come on, saddle up and join us for a raunchy good time on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember to keep it PG-13 (or not, we won’t judge)!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players: 94/700 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Fairy Circles Danced In: 9
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1 Infinite Doors Opened: 2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • CraftVille

    CraftVille

    CraftVille is a survival community orientated server in which players make friends and have fun, building and playing games together.

    We have some Mini-Games to keep players interested and competitive as well as an Economy, a Town system where players can form their own community and of course a flawless grief rollback and protection system so your builds are always safe with us.

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 110/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
    Battle Standards Raised: 13 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • GiBcraft

    GiBcraft

    Casual, adult minecraft server. Economy and protected homes via residence. Entire west dedicated to PvP. Entire east is PvP free zone dedicated to PvE.

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 3 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 4 Mythical Swords Crafted: 43

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • jdcraft

    jdcraft

    New server thats pve with pvp arenas and mob arenas. 17 different effect arrows. Zombie survival map.GUNS AND EXPLOSIVES FOR ALL!!! Unique server drop in and check us out.

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 97/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 5 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 5 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 65

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • RegularChaos

    RegularChaos

    We are a comparatively small server with a nice community and focus on freebuild and survival. There are no properties outside of the spawn city and anyone who finds a nice, uninhabited place is welcome to settle there. All buildings are welcome, there is no specified server style and no size restrictions.

    The server itself is based on the vanilla feel with a few additional selected plugins. We try to keep the good old Minecraft feeling alive. There is no pay-to-win and no admin shops. Trade only exists as barter between players.

    Our server base is a more mature server and we welcome every reasonable player who would like to enrich our small community by enjoying the game and with respect for other people’s gaming achievements.

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 109/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 16 Enchanted Armories Found: 6
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6 Elemental Crystals Collected: 58

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • Meta-Union

    Meta-Union

    This server is a freebuild server and mainly German-speaking. You can build wherever you want as long as you follow our rules.

    You can protect yourself against griefers with properties (plugin: GriefPrevention). You can find all further information in the game. The rest is up to your creativity. I wish you much fun.

    We also offer a TeamSpeak 3 server (IP: ts.meta-union.com:10012) www.Meta-Union.com

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 99/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 11 Divine Relics Bestowed: 13
    Star Shards Collected: 247 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • Lazuli MC

    Lazuli MC

    Welcome to Lazuli PvP!

    Features – Factions – Access to a creative world! – MCMMO – Friendly Staff! – Stable economy! – Custom Loot – Anti-cheating tools – Dedicated server with 24/7 uptime, a website, and forums! – We use dev builds of plugins and bukkit to stay up to date with the most recent version of minecraft! – The Administration is extremely active, making sure the server is Stable and up to date!

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 106/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 0 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 23 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • SwordPVP

    SwordPVP

    The SwordPVP Network is a multiplayer Minecraft server network which features a collection of multiple high quality server-side modded gamemodes and mini-games focused on Player vs. Player (PVP) gameplay!

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 101/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 4 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • Alfi’s World

    Alfi’s World

    We are a young free server, searching for good people and admin’s, who are interested to help build, set and maintain the server. We have actually two arena’s any place to realize your creativity and we are preparing economy, shop, mine cart, dynmap and many more.

    We are a young and starting free server, looking for smart people and admins who are interested in helping to build and maintain the server. We currently offer two Arenas and a lot of space for creativity, and we are preparing the economy, shop, minecart, dynmap and a lot of other interesting things.

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 98/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Buildings Constructed: 49
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • TeamVareide

    TeamVareide

    mc.teamvareide.com www.TeamVareide.com

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 95/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Towns Built: 1 Magic Items Found: 1534
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Unseen Monsters Slain: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • Solumcraft

    Solumcraft

    Solumcraft is at heart an anarchy server. Both griefing and raiding are allowed. There are multiple worlds, designed for multiple play styles. The vanilla world (where new players will spawn) has only vanilla commands and play, whereas the main world has things like plot protection, teleportation, home set, and various other plugins.

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 93/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 3 Chaos Gates Opened: 2
    Chimeras Created: 1 Hidden Passages Discovered: 6

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • CoolCraft

    CoolCraft

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 110/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 7
    Goblin Markets Raided: 8 Paranormal Events Investigated: 2

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • Craft4You

    Craft4You

    We offer a lot of variety on our server: We have a beautiful property world where you can let your creativity run wild! You can farm raw materials and other things in the mining world (/warp mining), in the Nether (/warp Nether) and in the End (/warp End). This is how you get a free plot of land: In the property world (/warp GS) you search for a free property using the stick (property finder) that you get with the /gs tool. The overview map on http://map.mc-craft4you.de can help you enormously when looking for a beautifully located property. Alternatively, you can quickly teleport to a vacant lot by typing /gs search. Now you have found a beautiful property and you absolutely want it. To do this, enter /buy gs (don’t worry, it’s free). Now you can let your creativity run wild! Have fun! Do you also want a creative piece of land? Then follow the steps above, with the difference that you have to be in the creative world: /warp Freebuild If you have a long time, we have a great fun offer (/warp event): You can simply take out your frustration on your fellow players in a round of PvP (/warp PvP) You can play paintball (/warp paintball) in 7 self-built arenas! Spleef (/warp Spleef) is also present You can even play HungerGames (/warp HungerGames) with your friends in 6 arenas at the moment! Of course, we have many challenging jump courses where you can put your jumping skills to the test. There you will receive a certain amount of money for each course you complete. In the near future we will bring the game “The Walls”, invented by Hypixel, to our server.

    Many self-programmed plugins will help you have a breathtaking gaming experience! Examples: /invwarp shows you our warps in an inventory, where you just have to click on the corresponding item. The property plugin is programmed by us.

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 104/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 6 Chimeras Created: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • Spacebug Survival Server

    Spacebug Survival Server

    This is a Wild West SMP type of server (Survival Multiplayer). On this server you are on your own. Do not expect any staff to come and help if you get killed and looted.

    Connect: play.minecraft.dk

    Come in, find a suited place to live and place a Chest to claim your starter region. From here you can mine and build – get more money by selling blocks to the server and claim even more land for yourself.

    PvP is part of this server, so watch your back!

    View Livemap at: http://play.minecraft.dk:8123

    Server started feb 6th 2013

    Server runs mostly without staff online – Though there are still rules to follow: http://minecraft.dk/rules – Failure to follow them, will most likely result in a permanent ban. So be sure to follow them. Commands: http://minecraft.dk/cmd

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 96/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Gnome Villages Protected: 2 Titanic Battles Fought: 15
    Enchantments Applied: 269 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • Vital PvP

    Vital PvP

    I am not the owner Kyle8211 or cody is the owner. he allowed me to make this. come join!

    Fun PVP/raid server based on drugs make money from farming them and other stuff

    no factions,kind staff,and awesome PVP

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 104/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 4

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • OPEXILE

    OPEXILE

    Welcome to opexile! We are a new 24/7 faction raiding server. ——————————— We are in need of donations! http://opexile.buycraft.net/ ———————————

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 99/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4 Epic Mounts Acquired: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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