Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take roleplaying to a whole new level – Erotic Roleplay Thread Stronk Hors Edition! Join us for some wild and wacky adventures as we ride our trusty steeds into battle against evil mobs and build the most phallic structures you’ve ever seen.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dildo of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder unimaginable power and pleasure. Will you be the one to claim it and rule over the land with an iron (or should we say diamond) fist?

So come on, saddle up and join us for a raunchy good time on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember to keep it PG-13 (or not, we won’t judge)!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players: 97/100 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Magical Familiars Summoned: 2
Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • Los Juegos del Hambre Oficiales (ESP)

    Los Juegos del Hambre Oficiales (ESP)

    The Hunger Games

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 110/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 8 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Waffles Gaming

    Waffles Gaming

    Welcome everyone, Today is the day we open up our Pixelmon server that was under development thanks to the developers and all the hard working staff who put effort on making this possible, so today come and enjoy the Pixelmon Launch Please join our TS3 Server at WG.TS3DNS.COM. Remember, if you have any question or concern, visit us on teamspeak 3 as well as if you want instructions on how to install/Play. Enjoy your day!!

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 101/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    New Chunks Explored: 827012 Celestial Gardens Planted: 8
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 5 Phoenix Feathers Found: 14

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • PilzBros

    PilzBros
    PilzBros

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 106/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Runes Activated: 2 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
    Dragons Tamed: 7 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Middlemonsters MoonQuest

    Middlemonsters MoonQuest

    This is a friendly but still competitive race to Space using the same modpack as the Yogscast.

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 96/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 6 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 9

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • jazziebots

    jazziebots

    factions server in progress

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 106/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 18 Animals Bred: 142
    Players Killed by Monsters: 1206 Phantom Ships Sailed: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • FrangaCraft SLO/EN

    FrangaCraft SLO/EN

    Cool Minecraft server with lots of game types and minigames like Faction PvP, Creative plots, EnderGames, parkour, Hunger Games and a lot more to come!

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 100/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 3144 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5
    Zombie Dances: 2 Curse of Binding Applied: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • 8 Bit Minecraft

    8 Bit Minecraft

    The people at 8-Bit Minecraft are looking for new people to join their vanilla server. The server is ran by Graffmaster and has been up for around a year. Everything we do is completely vanilla. If you would like to join it is simple. Just fill out the form below and send it to [email protected]. The form lets us know what type of person you are and if you will fit in nicely. When you apply please make sure you put down and a skype name and make sure you are over 14 years old. In Game Name: Skype Name: Age: Why would you like to join 8-Bit Minecraft?: What was the last server you played on?: When did you get minecraft?: How many times a week do you play Minecraft?: Would you ever be interested in donating to better the server?:

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 91/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 1
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Endless Mazes Solved: 3

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Hollandcraft

    Hollandcraft

    Build an imposing palace or keep a simple farm? Why choose? Be a Redstone engineer or dominate the Skyblock rankings? Why choose? Hollandcraft has more than enough to offer to satisfy all your Minecraft needs! With an active community, high-quality servers and active staff, we guarantee the best playing experience!

    We offer our players: – Creative – Survival – Skyblock – Factions (Soon)

    Join now at play.hollandcraft.com

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 110/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Dragons Tamed: 3 Enchantments Applied: 257
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Magic Wands Crafted: 18

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • TheParkMC

    TheParkMC

    Home of UHC Games! Love UHC? Love Survival games? Then this server is perfect for you! Come and try it out now. You won’t be disappointed.

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 2 Shadow Figures Spotted: 9
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 44

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • PPMC – NEW

    PPMC – NEW

    PPMC is an advanced custom Pixelmon 5.1.2 Team based survival experience. Featuring, Shiny starters, integrated teams feature, claiming, weekly official tournaments, friendly staff, voting rewards.

    Pixelmon teams feature a leader, a co-leader, and an ace.You can rank up by completely tasks in game such as leveling up your mining skills, catching certain Pokemon, or even defeating players from other teams.

    Team Magma members use fire, ground, rock, and steel types. Team Aqua has bug, grass, ice, and of course, water. Team Galactic has dark, ghost, dragon, and poison. Team Rocket has normal, electric, flying, and psychic

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 105/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Soul Swords Wielded: 6 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
    Void Armor Forged: 14 Runes Activated: 6

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Tragic Survival

    Tragic Survival

    Tragic Survival is a 100%, 24/7 survival server with NO PVP! We have Factions (grief proofing only), McMMO, Essentials and MUCH more! We have been running Tragic Survival for 3 years now, with our entire staff being 21+ years old, very mature and highly experienced. Visit our server at tragicsurvival.servegame.com or www.tragicsurvival.com for more info!

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 91/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 8 Dragon Eggs Found: 827
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Legendary Scepters Created: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • AlienCraft

    AlienCraft

    Faction, Survival, PVP, Mob Arena, Paintball, Skyblock, Mcmmo ..Some fun plugins such as using a pumpkin as scuba device and choptree

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 105/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 14 Epic Bosses Defeated: 0
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • BuildCraftia

    BuildCraftia

    If you are looking for an excellent creative server, BuildCraftia is the one you are looking for. We offer the best tools for building and according to our players, we have the best surroundings for an enjoyable gameplay with our friend players and active staff members!

    Join us today at bcsn.us

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 103/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 3 Ender Pearl Glitches: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • KingdomsCity

    KingdomsCity

    Kingdomscity is a Survival based server which allows every player to join which wants to. If you like playing alone that fine but if you enjoy playing with lots of people go ahead and join in on our Teamspeak server – kingdomscity.enjinvoice.com

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 109/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Herobrine Sightings: 7
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 4 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Emerald Gaming

    Emerald Gaming

    This is just a temporary post it will be updated and refined later

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 97/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Void Armor Forged: 27 Magic Crystals Found: 23
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6 Lunar Scepters Activated: 8

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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