Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take roleplaying to a whole new level – Erotic Roleplay Thread Stronk Hors Edition! Join us for some wild and wacky adventures as we ride our trusty steeds into battle against evil mobs and build the most phallic structures you’ve ever seen.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dildo of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder unimaginable power and pleasure. Will you be the one to claim it and rule over the land with an iron (or should we say diamond) fist?

So come on, saddle up and join us for a raunchy good time on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember to keep it PG-13 (or not, we won’t judge)!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players: 103/900 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Infernal Machines Built: 0
Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • MCAmusement With Disney World

    MCAmusement With Disney World

    This server we are building theme parks in minecraft. So far we have done Magic Kingdom Disney World!

    Everything is 1:1 scale with real life!

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 13 Enchanted Forests Planted: 4
    Endless Legions Commanded: 15 Dragonkin Hatched: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • FTB LiteCraft FTB Lite Server

    FTB LiteCraft  FTB Lite Server

    Welcome to FTB LiteCraft, Here you can play Feed the Beast Lite with your friends. We offer you: – land plots – Farm – Plenty of slots – 16 GB Ram – No Laggs – Rang System – Quick Shops – Homepage Rank Shop – Have fun IP: FTB-LiteCraft.de (37.157.251.55)

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 101/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 4 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2
    Underground Cities Explored: 3 Cursed Amulets Found: 4

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Club Obsidian

    Club Obsidian

    Club Obsidian PRISON 0.1.0 – HIGHSCORE PAYOUTS – Free Private Mines – AFK Sell – 60+ Custom Enchants – 500+ Quests – 1,000 Upgradables – So much more

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
    Void Armor Forged: 16 Undead Armies Raised: 1

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • mc.RATIO.lv

    mc.RATIO.lv

    Hello everyone

    The ratio.lv minecraft server is back online! We have opened a factions server to start off, and we are planning to expand into a bigger network 🙂 Currently the factions server is open, and anyone is welcome to start playing since the essential layout is there. We are using minecraft version 1.8.8.

    Remember to vote in order to get rewards!

    Good luck, have fun!

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 93/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 5 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 5
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 16 Mythical Swords Crafted: 68

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • difinitycraft

    difinitycraft

    Hello everyone and Welcome to the DifinityCraft Community we offere a great playing experience for all our players we have -Survival Anti Grief -Pvp Factions Raid -Minigames -Skyblock -Survival Games -Parkour -Spleef And more. Every server is different and all of our dedicated staff members will make your time on DifinityCraft Worth wild. Join now and find out what your missing!

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 108/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1 Infernal Machines Built: 2
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • FalconCraft PVP

    FalconCraft PVP

    Hello and Welcome!

    This is a new Faction PvP server. We Have many plugins. Open 24/7. Many ranks. Drop Parties every Friday, or even every day if we reach a sertain ammount of votes. Friendly / Good / Mature Profesional Admins! Daily Kits!

    Join the server today! We are waiting on you, belive me! 😉

    185.16.84.27:25665

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 96/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Celestial Beings Befriended: 5
    Meteorite Armor Created: 29 Haunted Mines Explored: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • Viburnum

    Viburnum

    Viburnum Pure survival.No goofy spawn.No silly contests. Survive! Teleport / Claim and protect your land and property. Paper server in Survival mode. WorldGuard / WorldEdit / Essentials commands to get your mining going right away. Come check it out if you are into playing the game the way it was designed! Enjoy!!!!

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 97/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
    Star Shards Collected: 142 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • NightPvp

    NightPvp
    NightPvp

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 103/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 5 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 5
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 6 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • mucosmos.nl Kookskolen

    mucosmos.nl Kookskolen

    This server has blocks. You can pick up those blocks and move them somewhere else. It’s just like playing Lego, only now with stuff like Factions, mcMMO, MobArena, PvP, Spleef, etc.

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 98/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Ores Mined: 7313 Phoenix Feathers Found: 7
    Buildings Constructed: 12 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • CrimsonMC

    CrimsonMC

    CrimsonMC gives you a rush every time you play. Whether its on survival or another server. You will never get bored. We have friendly staff who are ready to help you when you are in need. They make you feel comfortable in your situation. Hope you enjoy the server best thoughts, QuinMillWinMill

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 97/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 82 Forbidden Relics Collected: 8
    Rune Stones Activated: 12 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • Proyecto40

    Proyecto40
    Project40

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 105/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Holy Grails Found: 3 Paranormal Events Investigated: 1
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 6

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • EnderCraftMC

    EnderCraftMC

    A semi-vanilla Survival server that is made for people to play and be an awesome community. No insane donator kits, just people getting together to play Minecraft the way it was meant to be played

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 104/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 6
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 5

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • MyCraft PvP

    MyCraft PvP

    MyCraft PvP is a full-time survival server that introduces a new concept to the Minecraft server scene: karma. Help out your fellow players and they can thank you with a like. Make them angry, and they’ll retaliate with dislikes. The more karma you have, the more you influence the server.

    Server specs: Intel Xeon E3-1245v2, 32 GB RAM, 2x 120GB SSDs in RAID 1 Daily automated backups to Amazon S3 99% uptime since 2011

    Commands: /vote kick — initiate a new vote to kick the target player. /vote [player] — agree or disagree with a vote. If there is more than one active vote, specify the player as well. /info — display stats about a player. /like — commend a player for their thoughtful actions! /dislike — call out a player for doing something you didn’t like.

    Read more at: http://www.minecraftforum.net/topic/2139835-

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 100/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Living Shadows Defeated: 5
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 33 Secret Libraries Discovered: 5

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • blockcityjail

    blockcityjail
    blockcityjail

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 106/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Backwards Speech Heard: 2 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 5
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6 Astral Mages Summoned: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • SinisterCraft

    SinisterCraft

    What makes SinisterCraft so Great.

    Multi Server Hub We are running on a 24/7 Dedicated server with 32GB of Dedicated Ram and have access to more if needed. Players that vote receive rewards in game. Tons of free perks and donor perks. Custom plugins and lots of things always going on.

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 97/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2 Soul Contracts Signed: 1
    Magical Moments Shared: 29 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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