Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take roleplaying to a whole new level – Erotic Roleplay Thread Stronk Hors Edition! Join us for some wild and wacky adventures as we ride our trusty steeds into battle against evil mobs and build the most phallic structures you’ve ever seen.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dildo of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder unimaginable power and pleasure. Will you be the one to claim it and rule over the land with an iron (or should we say diamond) fist?

So come on, saddle up and join us for a raunchy good time on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember to keep it PG-13 (or not, we won’t judge)!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 95/500 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Astral Projections Made: 0 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn: 22 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1
Emeralds Found: 5566 Crystal Wands Charged: 11
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
Warlock Amulets Crafted: 7 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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