Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take roleplaying to a whole new level – Erotic Roleplay Thread Stronk Hors Edition! Join us for some wild and wacky adventures as we ride our trusty steeds into battle against evil mobs and build the most phallic structures you’ve ever seen.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dildo of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder unimaginable power and pleasure. Will you be the one to claim it and rule over the land with an iron (or should we say diamond) fist?

So come on, saddle up and join us for a raunchy good time on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember to keep it PG-13 (or not, we won’t judge)!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 101/1000 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4 Astral Amulets Crafted: 40
Forbidden Tomes Read: 4 Pirate Ships Captured: 3
Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5 Runes Activated: 2
Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 2
Mythical Relics Collected: 16 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 6

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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