Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take roleplaying to a whole new level – Erotic Roleplay Thread Stronk Hors Edition! Join us for some wild and wacky adventures as we ride our trusty steeds into battle against evil mobs and build the most phallic structures you’ve ever seen.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dildo of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder unimaginable power and pleasure. Will you be the one to claim it and rule over the land with an iron (or should we say diamond) fist?

So come on, saddle up and join us for a raunchy good time on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember to keep it PG-13 (or not, we won’t judge)!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 99/200 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Living Shadows Defeated: 3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4 Buildings Constructed: 50
Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 3
God-Killer Bows Constructed: 10 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Invisible Pathways Walked: 5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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