Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take roleplaying to a whole new level – Erotic Roleplay Thread Stronk Hors Edition! Join us for some wild and wacky adventures as we ride our trusty steeds into battle against evil mobs and build the most phallic structures you’ve ever seen.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dildo of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder unimaginable power and pleasure. Will you be the one to claim it and rule over the land with an iron (or should we say diamond) fist?

So come on, saddle up and join us for a raunchy good time on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember to keep it PG-13 (or not, we won’t judge)!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 96/400 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found: 15 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 4
Astral Orbs Gathered: 19 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6
Vanishing Items Found: 2 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

New Minecraft Servers

  • DegreeCraft: Proving I’m Not a Noob

    DegreeCraft: Proving I’m Not a Noob
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value academic achievements as much as we value building epic structures and slaying dragons! Join us and show off your in-game honors just like our friend with the “first class honors” diploma in the office story above.

    Don’t worry, we won’t judge you if you didn’t attend your virtual graduation ceremony – as long as you can mine those diamonds like a pro! And if anyone accuses you of not actually playing Minecraft, just bring in your virtual diploma to shut them up. Who knew pixels could cause so much drama, am I right?

    Join now and become the hotshot of our Minecraft community with your prestigious in-game achievements. And remember, it’s not about the degree, it’s about how you use your diamond sword to defeat the Ender Dragon. Let’s craft and laugh together on our server!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 90/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
    Enchanted Armories Found: 4 Mystic Runes Engraved: 7
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 39 Farms Harvested: 753
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 5 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 14
    Star Shards Collected: 130 Mineshafts Explored: 4

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CraftingChallenged

    CraftingChallenged
    Are you tired of being a total noob in Minecraft and getting wrecked by everyone else? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! We specialize in helping the most hopeless players become Minecraft masters in no time.

    Join us and you’ll have the chance to ride a pig into battle, build a house made entirely of TNT, and even tame a creeper as your loyal pet. Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on.

    So, if you’re ready to level up your Minecraft game and become the envy of all your friends, join our server today! Who knows, you might even discover the secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of friendly wolves. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 110/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 10
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2
    Talking Trees Consulted: 3 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Legendary Heroes Trained: 2

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • AquaApocalypseCraft

    AquaApocalypseCraft
    hey u, yea u, r u tired of boring old minecraft servers that r all the same? well come join our server where the global water cycle is off balance for the first time in human history! yea u heard that right, HALF the planet’s food production is at risk but don’t worry, we got u covered. join our server and help save the world by building epic farms and protecting the precious water sources. plus, rumor has it that there are secret underwater cities waiting to be discovered. so what r u waiting for? join now and be a hero in the craziest minecraft server ever!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 99/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 7 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1
    Mines Excavated: 2746 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 18
    Dimension Hops: 3 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
    Secret Guilds Joined: 2 Cozy Campfires Lit: 19

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Lovver

    Lovver

    We are a semi-vanilla Minecraft server.

    PvP is allowed on our server and players are free to steal or raid other bases.

    We usually host events on weekends for in-game prizes with no risk of losing your hard-earned items. Sometimes we also organize giveaways for cool items, like Discord Nitro and more.

    Join us and enjoy yourself in a free semi-vanilla Minecraft environment today.

    IP: mc.lovver.lat Discord: https://discord.gg/lovver

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 107/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Wilderness Tamed: 11 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 13
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 10 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 10 Eternal Flames Captured: 8
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4 Vanishing Items Found: 7

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • 🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

    🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

    ❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:

    Beautiful buildings

    Character leveling

    Friends system

    – Lots of cosmetics!

    Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️

    We have cool modes:

    – Anarchy (1.20.4)

    – Bosses

    – AirDrops

    – Gold block

    – Star of the Edge

    – Buyer

    – Economy

    – Clans

    – Quests

    – Auction

    – Cosmetics

    – A world without wipes for donators

    – SkyPVP

    – Lucky blocks

    – Cosmetics

    – Duels

    – Auction

    – Clans

    – Competitions and tops

    ❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.

    ✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿

    – Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews

    – IP: mc.Bear-Land.net

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 94/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5
    Undead Armies Raised: 3 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Love Letters Sent: 5
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Eclipse Rings Activated: 2
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5 Magic Crystals Found: 16

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

    Blocky Banter Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon this server and were immediately greeted by a gang of OG players who showed them the ropes. They were so impressed by the epic builds and wild adventures that they couldn’t resist joining in on the fun.

    But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there are secret treasure chests hidden throughout the server, filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted gear. Will you be the lucky player to uncover these hidden riches?

    And let’s not forget about the legendary Paula, the server’s resident expert in all things Minecraft. She’s always ready to lend a helping hand and show you the best mining spots, the coolest redstone contraptions, and the most epic PvP battles.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server and experience the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows what kind of madness awaits you? But one thing’s for sure, you won’t be disappointed!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 90/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Rune Stones Activated: 4 Crystal Wands Charged: 9
    Herobrine Sightings: 7 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 10
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Epic Quests Completed: 23
    Invisible Walls Found: 4 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 3

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Sunbeam Jesus Minecraft SMP

    Sunbeam Jesus Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers that are as exciting as a dirt block? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, intense parkour challenges on top of lava lakes, and even a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs. And don’t even get me started on our annual llama rodeo competition – it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

    But that’s not all – we also have a thriving economy based on trading rare items like enchanted golden carrots and diamond-studded armor. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary treasure of the lost potato kingdom.

    So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us for the adventure of a lifetime? Come on over and see why everyone is saying, “Forget about that other server, this is where the real fun is at!”

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 99/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 3 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 45
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 9 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 6
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 9 Zombie Dances: 7
    Royal Courts Attended: 5 Mimic Chests Discovered: 5
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Heroic Legacies Created: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • FieldTripFiasco Minecraft Server

    FieldTripFiasco Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more organized than this chaotic field trip? Look no further! Join our server for a wild adventure filled with surprises at every turn!

    We promise: – No last-minute surprises like buses showing up hours late – Plenty of food for all players, no small snacks here! – Parents are always welcome, no kicking you out of the cafeteria – And best of all, no crying kids left behind!

    Join now for a smooth and exciting Minecraft experience unlike any other! Who needs field trips when you can have the ultimate virtual adventure with us? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 91/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Epic Battles Fought: 6 Magical Frogs Kissed: 2
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2 Cursed Lands Purified: 5
    Divine Spears Created: 24 Ancient Ruins Explored: 2
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Astral Mages Summoned: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • LockdownLolsMC

    LockdownLolsMC
    Are you tired of boring English classes and lockdown drills that make you question your survival skills? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, the only lockdown you’ll experience is when you’re building your epic fortress to protect yourself from creepers and zombies!

    Join us and experience the thrill of surviving in a virtual world where you can unleash your inner warrior and build the ultimate shelter. No more sobbing classmates or intercom mishaps, just pure adrenaline-pumping fun!

    So come on, join our server and show everyone that you have what it takes to survive and thrive in the craziest Minecraft world out there. Who needs English class drama when you can have explosive adventures and epic battles right at your fingertips? Let’s craft and conquer together!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 110/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Infinity Stones Found: 1 Animals Bred: 76
    Holy Grails Found: 3 Goblin Markets Raided: 9
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 4
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 2 Astral Staffs Crafted: 10
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Rainbows Spotted: 6

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • SpeedyOface Minecraft SMP

    SpeedyOface Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from finding diamonds? Well, look no further! Our server is known for giving players the fastest orgasms of their lives – and no, we’re not talking about in-game achievements. Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, where you never know what kind of pleasure (or pain) awaits around the corner. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the ultimate climax in Minecraft!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 95/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4 Portal Loops Escaped: 1
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 5 Haunted Chests Opened: 1
    Divine Scrolls Written: 14 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 21
    Zombie Dances: 2 Alternate Realities Explored: 5
    Crops Grown: 4968 Paranormal Events Investigated: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CraftyNoobz

    CraftyNoobz
    Have you ever wondered what it would be like to ride a llama into battle while wielding a diamond sword and wearing a suit made entirely of enchanted golden apples? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place where all your wildest dreams come true!

    Join us and experience the thrill of building a roller coaster that goes straight through a volcano, or challenge your friends to a game of chicken where the loser has to jump into a pit of lava. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not try your hand at taming a dragon and using it to terrorize the villagers?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocktopus, a creature made entirely of blocks that roams the land in search of unsuspecting players to prank. Will you be brave enough to face the Blocktopus and emerge victorious?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and embark on the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever experience in the world of blocks and pixels!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 98/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4 Lost Souls Rescued: 5
    Legendary Scepters Created: 7 Cursed Lands Purified: 6
    Royal Decrees Issued: 0 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 3
    Mythical Relics Collected: 9 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • Minecraft Uzbekistan

    Minecraft Uzbekistan

    A free minecraft server from Uzbek boy. Maintain mutual respect throughout the game. Your things born of death will not be lost.

    Create, Build, Enjoy!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 106/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Epic Weapons Forged: 6 Secret Passages Found: 2
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 8 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3
    Lost Souls Rescued: 2 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 9
    Whispering Caves Entered: 3 Cursed Villages Purged: 1
    Animals Bred: 22 Royal Decrees Issued: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Mega Mango

    Mega Mango

    Official server for the Mega Mango band, come vibe to awesome music and play vanilla survival with minor QOL tweaks

    Minor Vanilla Tweaks datapacks and moderation tools are added, join the mega mango discord for more information

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 92/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2 Star Shards Collected: 89
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 7 Towns Built: 10
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 5 Ancient Ruins Explored: 5
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
    Epic Shields Constructed: 35 Runes Activated: 7

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Battle Brits Minecraft Server

    Battle Brits Minecraft Server
    Join our Minecraft server and experience epic battles on the high seas just like the Battle of Jutland! Choose your side – British or German – and command your fleet of battleships, battlecruisers, and pre-dreadnoughts (because who doesn’t love a good pre-dreadnought, amirite?).

    With a whopping 37 vs 21 ship advantage for the British, you’ll feel like a true naval commander as you strategize and outmaneuver your opponents. And don’t forget about the smaller vessels – with 114 vs 72, the British fleet will have you feeling like you’re swimming in ships!

    Join now for an immersive Minecraft experience that will have you feeling like you’re part of history. Who will come out on top in this epic battle? Only one way to find out – join our server and set sail for victory!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 105/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4 Arcane Towers Raised: 4
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 40 Backwards Speech Heard: 2
    Ores Mined: 2312 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 40
    Blood Moons Survived: 1 Mythical Relics Collected: 14
    Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 105

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • & TheMinecraft SMP Ernest

    & TheMinecraft SMP Ernest
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the legend of Ernest reigns supreme! Who is Ernest, you ask? Well, let me tell you a tale as old as time. Legend has it that Ernest was a mighty warrior who once roamed these lands, slaying dragons with a single punch and building towering castles out of diamond blocks. Some say he still haunts the server, leaving cryptic messages like “ErnestWho’s Ernest? Why did he say this?” in his wake. Join us on this epic adventure and maybe, just maybe, you’ll uncover the truth behind Ernest’s mysterious words. But be warned, for the path to greatness is paved with creepers, zombies, and the occasional llama with a bad attitude. So grab your pickaxe, sharpen your sword, and come join us on the most epic Minecraft SMP this side of the Nether!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 103/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 10 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1
    Chaos Gates Opened: 2 Whispering Shadows Heard: 2
    Magic Crystals Found: 10 Epic Mounts Acquired: 8
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 8 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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