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Players: | 107/200 | Votes: | 8616 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
Wyrmholes Dug: | 5 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 |
Towns Built: | 1 | Buildings Constructed: | 32 |
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 6 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 |
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 18 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
New Chunks Explored: | 764187 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 |
Mythical Quests Completed: | 32 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 8 |
Join us for some outrageous adventures, like the time we all dressed up as sexy villagers and seduced the Ender Dragon into giving us all of its loot. Or the time we built a giant statue of a penis out of diamond blocks just for the lols.
But beware, there are rival factions on the server who will stop at nothing to steal your diamonds and your dignity. So strap on your best armor and get ready to defend your honor in epic battles that will go down in Minecraft history.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and show us what you’re packing. Just remember, size matters in this world of blocky debauchery.