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Players: | 97/800 | Votes: | 5634 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Horror Stories Survived: | 7 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 26 |
Endless Night Skies: | 5 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 9 |
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 |
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 6 | Undead Armies Raised: | 2 |
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 3 | Divine Spears Created: | 13 |
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 11 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 |
Join us for some outrageous adventures, like the time we all dressed up as sexy villagers and seduced the Ender Dragon into giving us all of its loot. Or the time we built a giant statue of a penis out of diamond blocks just for the lols.
But beware, there are rival factions on the server who will stop at nothing to steal your diamonds and your dignity. So strap on your best armor and get ready to defend your honor in epic battles that will go down in Minecraft history.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and show us what you’re packing. Just remember, size matters in this world of blocky debauchery.