Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where the only rule is that you must have a big dick to join. Why, you ask? Well, because our server is all about flexing your pixelated package and showing off your blocky bulge to the world.

Join us for some outrageous adventures, like the time we all dressed up as sexy villagers and seduced the Ender Dragon into giving us all of its loot. Or the time we built a giant statue of a penis out of diamond blocks just for the lols.

But beware, there are rival factions on the server who will stop at nothing to steal your diamonds and your dignity. So strap on your best armor and get ready to defend your honor in epic battles that will go down in Minecraft history.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and show us what you’re packing. Just remember, size matters in this world of blocky debauchery.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 100/300 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered: 1 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
Mystical Amulets Crafted: 24 Ender Pearl Glitches: 2
Crystal Caves Mapped: 4 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1 Enchanted Forests Planted: 3
Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

New Minecraft Servers

  • From PokeBa

    From PokeBa

    Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 109/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 41 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4 Phantom Ships Sailed: 1
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1
    Epic Shields Constructed: 34 Eerie Music Discs Played: 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 2 Royal Courts Attended: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • RealBox

    RealBox

    BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 96/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Endless Mazes Solved: 1 Meteorites Collected: 2
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 6 Void Gems Collected: 29
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2 Mines Excavated: 2248
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 15 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Minewind

    Minewind

    Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

    A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

    Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

    At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

    For more information visit https://minewind.com

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 94/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Falling into the Void: 0 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1 Titan Hearts Harvested: 5
    Void Armor Forged: 17 Enchantments Applied: 217
    Dimension Hops: 13 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 5
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Celestial Beings Befriended: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • PocketPixels

    PocketPixels

    All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 98/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 3 Mythical Quests Completed: 47
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 1 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 6
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 7 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
    Lost Souls Rescued: 1 Endless Mazes Solved: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • VanillaPlus

    VanillaPlus

    NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 109/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Fairy Circles Danced In: 3
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 7 Titan Hearts Harvested: 2
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 6 Soul Swords Wielded: 6
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3 Astral Amulets Crafted: 27
    Star Shards Collected: 279 Cursed Taverns Survived: 3

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • PlayCDU

    PlayCDU

    Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 95/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 2
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Whispering Caves Entered: 6
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 3 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3
    Cursed Amulets Found: 4 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
    Mines Excavated: 1360 Glitched Entities Encountered: 4

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • JackpotMC

    JackpotMC

    JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 96/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 9 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 19 Cursed Taverns Survived: 4
    Royal Decrees Issued: 2 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 66 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Crystal Caves Mapped: 7

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • NAVELYA

    NAVELYA

    NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 95/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 7 Alternate Realities Explored: 1
    Crystal Wands Charged: 9 Star Shards Collected: 240
    Towns Built: 10 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 429
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Buildings Constructed: 27
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1 Magical Moments Shared: 23

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CedarMC

    CedarMC

    The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

    Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 91/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Talking Trees Consulted: 4 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 6
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6 Whispering Shadows Heard: 1
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 17 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 7
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 5 Secret Guilds Joined: 4

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • EYServer

    EYServer

    The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 106/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Arcane Towers Raised: 1 Gryphons Tamed: 2
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4 Phantom Rings Equipped: 12
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Crops Grown: 6206
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 1 Astral Mages Summoned: 4
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 11 Evil Twin Fights: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Foxcraft

    Foxcraft

    Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 92/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dimension Hops: 15 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5 Phantom Knights Defeated: 2
    Secret Passages Found: 7 Portal Loops Escaped: 2
    Wyrmholes Dug: 3 Forbidden Relics Collected: 1
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4 Legendary Items Repaired: 7

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Dreamerz Network

    Dreamerz Network

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 91/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 11 Infinity Stones Found: 4
    Endless Night Skies: 4 Dragonkin Hatched: 5
    Magic Items Found: 5231 Vanishing Structures Built: 2
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 10 Astral Staffs Crafted: 7
    Gryphons Tamed: 3 Elemental Crystals Collected: 83

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • SunRealms

    SunRealms

    SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 97/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Treasure Maps Found: 11 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2
    Vanishing Structures Built: 3 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 18
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 44 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Secret Guilds Joined: 3
    Mineshafts Explored: 2 Gryphons Tamed: 2

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Ace MC

    Ace MC

    Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 95/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 3
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 4 Divine Relics Bestowed: 9
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 4 Epic Mounts Acquired: 8
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CraftYourTown

    CraftYourTown

    CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 99/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Rune Stones Activated: 5 Holy Grails Found: 2
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 3 Royal Courts Attended: 2
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 8 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Secret Guilds Joined: 5

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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