Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where the only rule is that you must have a big dick to join. Why, you ask? Well, because our server is all about flexing your pixelated package and showing off your blocky bulge to the world.

Join us for some outrageous adventures, like the time we all dressed up as sexy villagers and seduced the Ender Dragon into giving us all of its loot. Or the time we built a giant statue of a penis out of diamond blocks just for the lols.

But beware, there are rival factions on the server who will stop at nothing to steal your diamonds and your dignity. So strap on your best armor and get ready to defend your honor in epic battles that will go down in Minecraft history.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and show us what you’re packing. Just remember, size matters in this world of blocky debauchery.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 94/600 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled: 14 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Epic Mounts Acquired: 3
Endless Staircases Climbed: 0 Crystal Wands Charged: 13
Emeralds Found: 5043 Animals Bred: 199
Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Treasure Maps Found: 9

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

New Minecraft Servers

  • Rebirth of Balkan – Network

    Rebirth of Balkan – Network

    Minecraft Rebirth of Balkan – Network Server ip: play.rebirthofbalkan.com Server forum: https://rebirthofbalkan.com/Minecraft/ Discord: https://discord.gg/SQxbFYs6t7 Minecraft version: 1.8-1.20x Since: 2011Servers: Survival SkyBlock Hub OneBlock PrisonCome, we are waiting for you!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 90/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 3 Lost Souls Rescued: 4
    Dragons Tamed: 3 Soul Contracts Signed: 2
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 2 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3
    Horror Stories Survived: 6 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 217 Shattered Realms Restored: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MineHeart

    MineHeart

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 95/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 5 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 Elemental Crystals Collected: 87
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4 Undead Armies Raised: 0
    Magic Items Found: 6182 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Fairytales

    Fairytales

    Java IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Bedrock IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/fairytalesFairytales SMP is a magical community server for everyone! With Fairy Origins for a modded server feel. Be the fairy of your dreams with different magical abilities such as flying around, permanent water breathing and the ability to survive in lava. There’s something for everyone!Grief Protected, Cross-Compatible Java and Bedrock Edition!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 105/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Divine Spears Created: 27 Portal Loops Escaped: 1
    Glorious Feasts Held: 10 Endless Legions Commanded: 25
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 3 Secret Guilds Joined: 3
    Magic Items Found: 2214 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 10 Secret Passages Found: 3

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Trollrace Network

    Trollrace Network

    Join DoniBobes on his newest Minecraft Network. Are you the Troll? or will you get trolled?Play online, and maybe you will be in Doni’s next YouTube Video

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 110/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 17 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 6 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 9
    Farms Harvested: 620 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 3 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MCexp

    MCexp

    Minecraft Experience was born with the aim of bringing players together by creating a solid community based on mutual respect. we have various modes including: Vanilla Experience: If you’re looking for a quiet vanilla game where grief is forbidden and playing together is the basis of the mode, then this is for you! Staffers present 99% of the time, shops created in vanilla by the players, official server shop and every Sunday at 3pm a fantastic giveaway. SkyBlock Experience: Are you looking for a totally unique skyblock? Skyblock Experience is completely unique and spectacular! OpPrison: A one of a kind OpPrison, many ranks and a fantastic map!!!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 94/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 15
    Evil Twin Fights: 4 Whispering Caves Entered: 3
    Endless Night Skies: 5 Astral Orbs Gathered: 14
    Crops Grown: 7732 Paranormal Events Investigated: 1
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 9 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 7

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • BrasilCraft

    BrasilCraft

    BrasilCraft Servers 100% Brazilian Version 1.8x – 1.20x Servers > IP: jogarbrasilcraft.com > Server Name: BrasilCraft > Server Version 1.8x – 1.20x > Servidor Slimefun > Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/BrasilCraft > Discord Do Servidor: https://discord.gg/pzzfBB5f4H > Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brasilcraft… >Twitter: https://twitter.com/_BrasilCraft_ >Site: https://www.brasilcraft.net >YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@BrasilCraft

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 109/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Teleportation Mishaps: 4
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4
    Lost Souls Rescued: 4 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 3 Infinite Doors Opened: 1

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • realme

    realme

    Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 96/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 6 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 5
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 43
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Dextrality

    Dextrality

    Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 98/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 2 Mysterious Portals Opened: 12
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 2 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 2
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1
    Dark Rituals Completed: 8 Glitched Entities Encountered: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Dragon Block Apollo

    Dragon Block Apollo

    1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 90/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 206 Animals Bred: 113
    Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 5 Arcane Towers Raised: 1
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 10
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Powerful Allies Recruited: 5

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MineBox Network

    MineBox Network

    Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 104/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 15 Mythical Quests Completed: 39
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 8 Hidden Passages Discovered: 5
    Eternal Flames Captured: 3 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4 Dark Rituals Completed: 8
    Holy Grails Found: 3 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • TavernMC

    TavernMC

    TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 94/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 5 Divine Spears Created: 11
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 9 Phoenix Feathers Found: 14
    Rune Stones Activated: 5 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 14
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 11 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Roleplay Hub

    Roleplay Hub

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 100/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Eternal Flames Captured: 8 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Phantom Blocks Placed: 5
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 5 Crystal Wands Charged: 19
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 6 Heroic Legacies Created: 4
    Mines Excavated: 2539 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Loka

    Loka

    Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 98/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Animals Bred: 125 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 9 Goblin Markets Raided: 3
    Royal Courts Attended: 2 Meteorite Armor Created: 17
    Cursed Amulets Found: 0 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 14 Haunted Mines Explored: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • From PokeBa

    From PokeBa

    Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 91/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 9 Falling into the Void: 1
    Legendary Scepters Created: 5 Runes Activated: 0
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 1 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 2
    Secret Guilds Joined: 2 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 27
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 8 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • RealBox

    RealBox

    BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 105/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 8 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 9
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 14 Immortal Anvils Forged: 20
    Farms Harvested: 817 Unseen Monsters Slain: 3
    Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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