Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where the only rule is that you must have a big dick to join. Why, you ask? Well, because our server is all about flexing your pixelated package and showing off your blocky bulge to the world.

Join us for some outrageous adventures, like the time we all dressed up as sexy villagers and seduced the Ender Dragon into giving us all of its loot. Or the time we built a giant statue of a penis out of diamond blocks just for the lols.

But beware, there are rival factions on the server who will stop at nothing to steal your diamonds and your dignity. So strap on your best armor and get ready to defend your honor in epic battles that will go down in Minecraft history.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and show us what you’re packing. Just remember, size matters in this world of blocky debauchery.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 108/500 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Infinity Stones Found: 6
Demon Skulls Collected: 20 Crops Grown: 7182
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
Celestial Beings Befriended: 4 Spectral Entities Defeated: 3
Orbs of Power Found: 3 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

New Minecraft Servers

  • MineLucky

    MineLucky

    MineLucky is a fresh take on the OP prison game mode. Join now with org.minelucky.net for Java and bedrock.minelucky.net (Port: 19132) for Bedrock.

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 109/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5 Celestial Events Witnessed: 3
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4 Demon Skulls Collected: 23
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Epic Shields Constructed: 13
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 67 Mimic Chests Discovered: 3
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 20 Cursed Lands Purified: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • PotterworldMC

    PotterworldMC

    Hello, magical folk, and welcome to Potterworld! You’ll fight in duels, brew potions, complete magical challenges, interact with your friends, and explore the magical world – all through Minecraft!We are proud to be a global, family-friendly server. You can join us with a Minecraft: Java Edition account on versions 1.10 to 1.13.2 using the IP address play.potterworldmc.com. The server runs with plugins, so no mods are needed.Our custom resource pack will download automagically. All you must do is click “Yes” when it asks for your permission in-game. Please ensure that the “Server Resource Packs” setting is set to “Enabled” or “Prompt” in the server settings before connecting to the server. Otherwise, the download will fail.Join us for an exciting and magical experience!Potterworld or Droobledore LLC is not in any way affiliated with Mojang AB, J.K. Rowling, Warner Brothers or any company, copyright or trademark.

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 99/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Dragonkin Hatched: 4 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 7
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7 Cozy Campfires Lit: 12
    Whispering Caves Entered: 6 Phoenix Feathers Found: 14
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 5 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 4
    Wilderness Tamed: 9 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • The Seed

    The Seed

    The Seed was created with one thing in mind – Minecraft. For the players that are looking for a server that has countless custom-coded features, The Seed isn’t for you. While we do have custom features, our goal is to keep The Seed simple and community-based for those that just want to play Minecraft with friends. So, here’s what we offer:– Player Shops | Anybody and everybody is allowed to create their own shop – Player Warps | Once you are a Nomad (play for one hour), you can create public warps – User-Friendly Land Claiming | Protect your property with ease – Rank promotions for playing on the server | Each Rank has it’s own upgrades – Pets | Every player is able to tame their own pet by killing any animal with a lead – Player-Driven Economy | The Seed sells a limited amount of items at it’s shop. Go buy and sell from other players! – Friendly Community | Although we are a new server, we encourage our future players to be mature, respectful, and friendly!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 107/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 62 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Celestial Events Witnessed: 1
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 3 Haunted Chests Opened: 3
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 29 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Imagine Fun

    Imagine Fun

    Welcome to Imagine Fun.The most realistic Disneyland in Anaheim recreation you can possibly imagine. Tons of players and tons of items to collect and trade! Come try out all of the rides and meet new friends.

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 93/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4 Divine Spears Created: 23
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 11 Epic Bosses Defeated: 5
    Rune Stones Activated: 2 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 11
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1 Living Shadows Defeated: 1
    Portal Loops Escaped: 3 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 10

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • DeathZone Network

    DeathZone Network

    3) NON-PREMIUM and PREMIUM + ALL VERSIONS [1.7x – 1.20x] -> ENTRY TUTORIAL: https://youtu.be/YdPx2zaN5iU-> IP NORMAL: deathzone.net | Puerto: 25565 -> IP BEDROCK: deathzone.net | Puerto : 19132 -> STORE: https://tienda.deathzone.net/ -> DISCORD: https://discord.deathzone.net/

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 108/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Star Shards Collected: 226
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1 Pirate Ships Raided: 3
    Buildings Constructed: 21 Phantom Blocks Placed: 6
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 5 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 6
    New Chunks Explored: 92305 Epic Shields Constructed: 28

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • OrchardCraft Survival

    OrchardCraft Survival

    OrchardCraft is a family-friendly simple SMP community. It’s a perfect survival where you can meet new friends, establish your player shops, relax, and hang out! We have tons of high-quality features that you will enjoy. There are in-game ranks and resource worlds for you to collect extra loot. What are you waiting for? Come check us out!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 100/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 20 Mines Excavated: 2215
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 71 Wailing Winds Heard: 2
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 3 Dragon Scales Harvested: 181
    Eternal Flames Captured: 5 Eclipse Rings Activated: 2
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3 Villages Defended: 8

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Rede Saint

    Rede Saint

    Introducing Redesaint’s Minecraft Servers!Survival Refuge: This server is the perfect choice for those looking for an exciting Minecraft adventure. Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play from version 1.12! Survival Refuge offers everything a player needs to survive in the world of Minecraft, including special artifacts, clans, McMMO, warfare, special events, online store, land protection, tournaments, market and much more! Enjoy all the fun and excitement of a survival server with friends or alone.Rankup Space: Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play on Rankup from version 1.8 to 1.19.3! This server is perfect for those looking for an exciting challenge, with exclusive features such as a rank system, special mines, special mining pickaxe, plot system, virtual store, war, special events, clans and much more! Challenge yourself and reach the top of the rankings with your friends and other players.IP: redesaint.com Port for BEDROCK: 19133Site: https://redesaint.com Discord: https://redesaint.com/discord

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 94/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 10 Royal Decrees Issued: 1
    Gnome Villages Protected: 4 Epic Battles Fought: 11
    Goblin Markets Raided: 7 Whispering Shadows Heard: 1
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Enchantments Applied: 90
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2 Potions Brewed: 52

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Rebirth of Balkan – Network

    Rebirth of Balkan – Network

    Minecraft Rebirth of Balkan – Network Server ip: play.rebirthofbalkan.com Server forum: https://rebirthofbalkan.com/Minecraft/ Discord: https://discord.gg/SQxbFYs6t7 Minecraft version: 1.8-1.20x Since: 2011Servers: Survival SkyBlock Hub OneBlock PrisonCome, we are waiting for you!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 105/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2 Soul Contracts Signed: 3
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3 Mimic Chests Discovered: 4
    Evil Twin Fights: 5 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 11
    Whispering Caves Entered: 5 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 19
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Dimension Hops: 15

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MineHeart

    MineHeart

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 91/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 17
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 8 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 10
    Horror Stories Survived: 6 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 8
    Cursed Lands Purified: 9 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2
    Blood Moons Survived: 3 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 7

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Fairytales

    Fairytales

    Java IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Bedrock IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/fairytalesFairytales SMP is a magical community server for everyone! With Fairy Origins for a modded server feel. Be the fairy of your dreams with different magical abilities such as flying around, permanent water breathing and the ability to survive in lava. There’s something for everyone!Grief Protected, Cross-Compatible Java and Bedrock Edition!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 109/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2 Vanishing Structures Built: 4
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 7 Magical Familiars Summoned: 3
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 9 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
    Gnome Villages Protected: 7 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 17
    Enchanted Armories Found: 6 Soul Swords Wielded: 4

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Trollrace Network

    Trollrace Network

    Join DoniBobes on his newest Minecraft Network. Are you the Troll? or will you get trolled?Play online, and maybe you will be in Doni’s next YouTube Video

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5 Mythical Quests Completed: 31
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 3
    Eternal Flames Captured: 7 Dragonkin Hatched: 2
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 13 Ender Pearl Glitches: 1
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 5 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 4

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MCexp

    MCexp

    Minecraft Experience was born with the aim of bringing players together by creating a solid community based on mutual respect. we have various modes including: Vanilla Experience: If you’re looking for a quiet vanilla game where grief is forbidden and playing together is the basis of the mode, then this is for you! Staffers present 99% of the time, shops created in vanilla by the players, official server shop and every Sunday at 3pm a fantastic giveaway. SkyBlock Experience: Are you looking for a totally unique skyblock? Skyblock Experience is completely unique and spectacular! OpPrison: A one of a kind OpPrison, many ranks and a fantastic map!!!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 106/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 5 Curse of Binding Applied: 3
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7 Alien Abductions: 0
    Glorious Feasts Held: 13 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 4 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 5

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • BrasilCraft

    BrasilCraft

    BrasilCraft Servers 100% Brazilian Version 1.8x – 1.20x Servers > IP: jogarbrasilcraft.com > Server Name: BrasilCraft > Server Version 1.8x – 1.20x > Servidor Slimefun > Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/BrasilCraft > Discord Do Servidor: https://discord.gg/pzzfBB5f4H > Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brasilcraft… >Twitter: https://twitter.com/_BrasilCraft_ >Site: https://www.brasilcraft.net >YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@BrasilCraft

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 94/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 2 Eerie Music Discs Played: 2
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Talking Trees Consulted: 5
    Divine Spears Created: 14 Invisible Walls Found: 4
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 10 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 7
    Living Shadows Defeated: 1 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 5

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • realme

    realme

    Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 98/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dimension Hops: 9 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 29
    Crystal Wands Charged: 19 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 15 Secret Passages Found: 3
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Dextrality

    Dextrality

    Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 101/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 5 Mineshafts Explored: 5
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2 Rainbows Spotted: 10
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 16 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 15
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 8 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 4
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 3 Eerie Music Discs Played: 2

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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