Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where the only rule is that you must have a big dick to join. Why, you ask? Well, because our server is all about flexing your pixelated package and showing off your blocky bulge to the world.

Join us for some outrageous adventures, like the time we all dressed up as sexy villagers and seduced the Ender Dragon into giving us all of its loot. Or the time we built a giant statue of a penis out of diamond blocks just for the lols.

But beware, there are rival factions on the server who will stop at nothing to steal your diamonds and your dignity. So strap on your best armor and get ready to defend your honor in epic battles that will go down in Minecraft history.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and show us what you’re packing. Just remember, size matters in this world of blocky debauchery.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 101/700 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Infinity Stones Found: 4 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 10
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 8 Towns Built: 7
Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 37
Epic Mounts Acquired: 2 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3
Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 9

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

New Minecraft Servers

  • JackpotMC

    JackpotMC

    JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Wyrmholes Dug: 10 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Vanishing Items Found: 2
    Mythical Relics Collected: 20 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 12 Alternate Realities Explored: 1
    Void Armor Forged: 17 Epic Mounts Acquired: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • NAVELYA

    NAVELYA

    NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 93/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 8 Portal Loops Escaped: 3
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5 Meteorites Collected: 1
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Crystal Wands Charged: 14
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 10 Magical Familiars Summoned: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CedarMC

    CedarMC

    The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

    Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 104/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 2 Holy Grails Found: 1
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5 Phantom Blocks Placed: 9
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Royal Courts Attended: 4
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 5 Mystic Runes Engraved: 3
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • EYServer

    EYServer

    The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Astral Orbs Gathered: 13
    Cursed Amulets Found: 3 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 6 Celestial Crowns Worn: 2
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 2 Shattered Realms Restored: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Foxcraft

    Foxcraft

    Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 94/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 86 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 10 Lost Souls Rescued: 2
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 15 Omnipotent Charms Created: 3
    Cursed Amulets Found: 1 Pirate Ships Captured: 2
    Enchanted Armories Found: 3 Cosmic Pies Baked: 9

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Dreamerz Network

    Dreamerz Network

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 95/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 7 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
    Evil Lairs Raided: 3 Void Armor Forged: 26
    Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 51
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 11 Epic Weapons Forged: 5
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Vanishing Structures Built: 2

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • SunRealms

    SunRealms

    SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 92/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 8 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
    Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 5 Magical Familiars Summoned: 2
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3 Towns Built: 6
    Crystal Wands Charged: 7 Endless Mazes Conquered: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Ace MC

    Ace MC

    Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 91/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3 Omnipotent Charms Created: 1
    Ores Mined: 2109 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Immortal Potions Brewed: 5
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CraftYourTown

    CraftYourTown

    CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 103/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 5 Cursed Lands Purified: 3
    Endless Mazes Solved: 1 Dragonkin Hatched: 3
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 5
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2 Reality Warps Survived: 0
    Goblin Markets Raided: 9 Celestial Events Witnessed: 5

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • InvadedLands

    InvadedLands

    InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 90/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4 Cursed Scrolls Read: 1
    Demon Skulls Collected: 32 Meteorites Collected: 4
    Cursed Lands Purified: 3 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2
    Enchanted Armories Found: 7 Buildings Constructed: 12
    Wilderness Tamed: 13 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Safe Survival

    Safe Survival

    Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 100/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 33 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 5
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 8 Shadow Figures Spotted: 8
    Ores Mined: 7470 Cursed Statues Activated: 3
    Secret Passages Found: 7 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 31 Royal Courts Attended: 4

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • SwanCraft

    SwanCraft

    Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 93/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mythical Relics Collected: 18 Phantom Ships Sailed: 1
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 6 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 4 Dragons Tamed: 5
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2 Alternate Realities Explored: 3
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Celestial Events Witnessed: 1

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Performium

    Performium

    Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 99/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Phantom Rings Equipped: 20
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4 Mythical Swords Crafted: 86
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Epic Shields Constructed: 19
    Holy Grails Found: 4 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • PokeLeague

    PokeLeague

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 99/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 17
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Backwards Speech Heard: 6
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Cursed Villages Purged: 3
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Shadow Figures Spotted: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • PotionMc

    PotionMc

    PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 101/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Rune Stones Activated: 11 Cursed Scrolls Read: 2
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 7 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 47
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5 Secret Passages Found: 6
    Wailing Winds Heard: 1 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 19

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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