Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where the only rule is that you must have a big dick to join. Why, you ask? Well, because our server is all about flexing your pixelated package and showing off your blocky bulge to the world.

Join us for some outrageous adventures, like the time we all dressed up as sexy villagers and seduced the Ender Dragon into giving us all of its loot. Or the time we built a giant statue of a penis out of diamond blocks just for the lols.

But beware, there are rival factions on the server who will stop at nothing to steal your diamonds and your dignity. So strap on your best armor and get ready to defend your honor in epic battles that will go down in Minecraft history.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and show us what you’re packing. Just remember, size matters in this world of blocky debauchery.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 102/900 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Zombie Dances: 10 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 11
Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 67 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5
Falling into the Void: 1 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

New Minecraft Servers

  • The Seed

    The Seed

    The Seed was created with one thing in mind – Minecraft. For the players that are looking for a server that has countless custom-coded features, The Seed isn’t for you. While we do have custom features, our goal is to keep The Seed simple and community-based for those that just want to play Minecraft with friends. So, here’s what we offer:– Player Shops | Anybody and everybody is allowed to create their own shop – Player Warps | Once you are a Nomad (play for one hour), you can create public warps – User-Friendly Land Claiming | Protect your property with ease – Rank promotions for playing on the server | Each Rank has it’s own upgrades – Pets | Every player is able to tame their own pet by killing any animal with a lead – Player-Driven Economy | The Seed sells a limited amount of items at it’s shop. Go buy and sell from other players! – Friendly Community | Although we are a new server, we encourage our future players to be mature, respectful, and friendly!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 102/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Wyrmholes Dug: 9
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 1
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 59
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 10 Phantom Knights Defeated: 7

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Imagine Fun

    Imagine Fun

    Welcome to Imagine Fun.The most realistic Disneyland in Anaheim recreation you can possibly imagine. Tons of players and tons of items to collect and trade! Come try out all of the rides and meet new friends.

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 98/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
    Pirate Ships Captured: 1 Potions Brewed: 109
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 3 New Chunks Explored: 490812
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 3 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 9 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • DeathZone Network

    DeathZone Network

    3) NON-PREMIUM and PREMIUM + ALL VERSIONS [1.7x – 1.20x] -> ENTRY TUTORIAL: https://youtu.be/YdPx2zaN5iU-> IP NORMAL: deathzone.net | Puerto: 25565 -> IP BEDROCK: deathzone.net | Puerto : 19132 -> STORE: https://tienda.deathzone.net/ -> DISCORD: https://discord.deathzone.net/

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 95/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 26 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 7
    Falling into the Void: 0 Invisible Walls Found: 3
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1 Orbs of Power Found: 10
    Goblin Markets Raided: 7 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 8
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 3 Divine Relics Bestowed: 6

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • OrchardCraft Survival

    OrchardCraft Survival

    OrchardCraft is a family-friendly simple SMP community. It’s a perfect survival where you can meet new friends, establish your player shops, relax, and hang out! We have tons of high-quality features that you will enjoy. There are in-game ranks and resource worlds for you to collect extra loot. What are you waiting for? Come check us out!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 103/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Herobrine Sightings: 10
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 6 Alien Abductions: 1
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 7 Demon Skulls Collected: 20
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 2 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
    Magic Wands Crafted: 7 Epic Weapons Forged: 4

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Rede Saint

    Rede Saint

    Introducing Redesaint’s Minecraft Servers!Survival Refuge: This server is the perfect choice for those looking for an exciting Minecraft adventure. Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play from version 1.12! Survival Refuge offers everything a player needs to survive in the world of Minecraft, including special artifacts, clans, McMMO, warfare, special events, online store, land protection, tournaments, market and much more! Enjoy all the fun and excitement of a survival server with friends or alone.Rankup Space: Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play on Rankup from version 1.8 to 1.19.3! This server is perfect for those looking for an exciting challenge, with exclusive features such as a rank system, special mines, special mining pickaxe, plot system, virtual store, war, special events, clans and much more! Challenge yourself and reach the top of the rankings with your friends and other players.IP: redesaint.com Port for BEDROCK: 19133Site: https://redesaint.com Discord: https://redesaint.com/discord

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 94/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Demon Skulls Collected: 22
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Magical Ponies Rescued: 4
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 6 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Rebirth of Balkan – Network

    Rebirth of Balkan – Network

    Minecraft Rebirth of Balkan – Network Server ip: play.rebirthofbalkan.com Server forum: https://rebirthofbalkan.com/Minecraft/ Discord: https://discord.gg/SQxbFYs6t7 Minecraft version: 1.8-1.20x Since: 2011Servers: Survival SkyBlock Hub OneBlock PrisonCome, we are waiting for you!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 90/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 9 Dragon Scales Harvested: 285
    Arcane Towers Raised: 1 Spectral Entities Defeated: 2
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 6 Soul Swords Wielded: 1
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5 Mythical Swords Crafted: 53
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MineHeart

    MineHeart

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Dimension Hops: 12 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 4
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 17
    Undead Armies Raised: 0 Magical Familiars Summoned: 3
    Epic Quests Completed: 13 Gods Slained: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Fairytales

    Fairytales

    Java IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Bedrock IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/fairytalesFairytales SMP is a magical community server for everyone! With Fairy Origins for a modded server feel. Be the fairy of your dreams with different magical abilities such as flying around, permanent water breathing and the ability to survive in lava. There’s something for everyone!Grief Protected, Cross-Compatible Java and Bedrock Edition!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 101/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 2 Vanishing Items Found: 8
    Pirate Ships Raided: 0 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Magical Frogs Kissed: 8
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 1 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Divine Relics Bestowed: 8

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Trollrace Network

    Trollrace Network

    Join DoniBobes on his newest Minecraft Network. Are you the Troll? or will you get trolled?Play online, and maybe you will be in Doni’s next YouTube Video

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 99/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Backwards Speech Heard: 2
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 5 Players Killed by Monsters: 8553
    Wilderness Tamed: 7 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Shadow Figures Spotted: 6
    Royal Decrees Issued: 3 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MCexp

    MCexp

    Minecraft Experience was born with the aim of bringing players together by creating a solid community based on mutual respect. we have various modes including: Vanilla Experience: If you’re looking for a quiet vanilla game where grief is forbidden and playing together is the basis of the mode, then this is for you! Staffers present 99% of the time, shops created in vanilla by the players, official server shop and every Sunday at 3pm a fantastic giveaway. SkyBlock Experience: Are you looking for a totally unique skyblock? Skyblock Experience is completely unique and spectacular! OpPrison: A one of a kind OpPrison, many ranks and a fantastic map!!!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 105/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3 Magical Ponies Rescued: 7
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 8 Secret Guilds Joined: 1
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Astral Mages Summoned: 4
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 40 Potions Brewed: 97

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • BrasilCraft

    BrasilCraft

    BrasilCraft Servers 100% Brazilian Version 1.8x – 1.20x Servers > IP: jogarbrasilcraft.com > Server Name: BrasilCraft > Server Version 1.8x – 1.20x > Servidor Slimefun > Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/BrasilCraft > Discord Do Servidor: https://discord.gg/pzzfBB5f4H > Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brasilcraft… >Twitter: https://twitter.com/_BrasilCraft_ >Site: https://www.brasilcraft.net >YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@BrasilCraft

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 96/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 1 Epic Shields Constructed: 10
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 22 Phantom Knights Defeated: 4
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 5 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1 Living Statues Befriended: 1
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • realme

    realme

    Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 93/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 42
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 9
    Magic Crystals Found: 15 Epic Weapons Forged: 9
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 13 Endless Mazes Solved: 3

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Dextrality

    Dextrality

    Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 93/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Epic Quests Completed: 7
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 4 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4 Enchantments Applied: 57
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 4 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Dragon Block Apollo

    Dragon Block Apollo

    1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 91/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 16 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 10
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 3 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 34 Phantom Blocks Placed: 6
    Players Killed by Monsters: 1561 Gnome Villages Protected: 9
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MineBox Network

    MineBox Network

    Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 92/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 3 Living Shadows Defeated: 2
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 4 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
    Alternate Realities Explored: 3 Magic Wands Crafted: 24
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 3 Mystic Runes Engraved: 2

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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