Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where the only rule is that you must have a big dick to join. Why, you ask? Well, because our server is all about flexing your pixelated package and showing off your blocky bulge to the world.

Join us for some outrageous adventures, like the time we all dressed up as sexy villagers and seduced the Ender Dragon into giving us all of its loot. Or the time we built a giant statue of a penis out of diamond blocks just for the lols.

But beware, there are rival factions on the server who will stop at nothing to steal your diamonds and your dignity. So strap on your best armor and get ready to defend your honor in epic battles that will go down in Minecraft history.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and show us what you’re packing. Just remember, size matters in this world of blocky debauchery.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 95/100 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected: 4 Celestial Beings Befriended: 1
Cozy Campfires Lit: 7 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Eclipse Rings Activated: 3
Lunar Scepters Activated: 6 Rainbows Spotted: 10
Forbidden Tomes Read: 5 Villages Defended: 14

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

New Minecraft Servers

  • Rede Saint

    Rede Saint

    Introducing Redesaint’s Minecraft Servers!Survival Refuge: This server is the perfect choice for those looking for an exciting Minecraft adventure. Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play from version 1.12! Survival Refuge offers everything a player needs to survive in the world of Minecraft, including special artifacts, clans, McMMO, warfare, special events, online store, land protection, tournaments, market and much more! Enjoy all the fun and excitement of a survival server with friends or alone.Rankup Space: Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play on Rankup from version 1.8 to 1.19.3! This server is perfect for those looking for an exciting challenge, with exclusive features such as a rank system, special mines, special mining pickaxe, plot system, virtual store, war, special events, clans and much more! Challenge yourself and reach the top of the rankings with your friends and other players.IP: redesaint.com Port for BEDROCK: 19133Site: https://redesaint.com Discord: https://redesaint.com/discord

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 92/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 25 Evil Lairs Raided: 8
    Battle Standards Raised: 5 Teleportation Mishaps: 4
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 9
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
    Magical Moments Shared: 11 Spectral Entities Defeated: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Rebirth of Balkan – Network

    Rebirth of Balkan – Network

    Minecraft Rebirth of Balkan – Network Server ip: play.rebirthofbalkan.com Server forum: https://rebirthofbalkan.com/Minecraft/ Discord: https://discord.gg/SQxbFYs6t7 Minecraft version: 1.8-1.20x Since: 2011Servers: Survival SkyBlock Hub OneBlock PrisonCome, we are waiting for you!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 108/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 13 Alien Abductions: 0
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4 Goblin Markets Raided: 10
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Hidden Passages Discovered: 6
    Astral Projections Made: 3 Battle Standards Raised: 11

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MineHeart

    MineHeart

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 105/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 23 Eerie Music Discs Played: 2
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Haunted Chests Opened: 3
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Enchantments Applied: 277

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Fairytales

    Fairytales

    Java IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Bedrock IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/fairytalesFairytales SMP is a magical community server for everyone! With Fairy Origins for a modded server feel. Be the fairy of your dreams with different magical abilities such as flying around, permanent water breathing and the ability to survive in lava. There’s something for everyone!Grief Protected, Cross-Compatible Java and Bedrock Edition!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 96/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Legendary Scepters Created: 8 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 6
    Villages Defended: 14 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 1 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Divine Spears Created: 24
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5 Rainbows Spotted: 5

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Trollrace Network

    Trollrace Network

    Join DoniBobes on his newest Minecraft Network. Are you the Troll? or will you get trolled?Play online, and maybe you will be in Doni’s next YouTube Video

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 98/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Paranormal Events Investigated: 4
    Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1 Mimic Chests Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MCexp

    MCexp

    Minecraft Experience was born with the aim of bringing players together by creating a solid community based on mutual respect. we have various modes including: Vanilla Experience: If you’re looking for a quiet vanilla game where grief is forbidden and playing together is the basis of the mode, then this is for you! Staffers present 99% of the time, shops created in vanilla by the players, official server shop and every Sunday at 3pm a fantastic giveaway. SkyBlock Experience: Are you looking for a totally unique skyblock? Skyblock Experience is completely unique and spectacular! OpPrison: A one of a kind OpPrison, many ranks and a fantastic map!!!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 95/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4
    Meteorite Armor Created: 18 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 6 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 3
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 5 Herobrine Sightings: 4
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 5 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • BrasilCraft

    BrasilCraft

    BrasilCraft Servers 100% Brazilian Version 1.8x – 1.20x Servers > IP: jogarbrasilcraft.com > Server Name: BrasilCraft > Server Version 1.8x – 1.20x > Servidor Slimefun > Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/BrasilCraft > Discord Do Servidor: https://discord.gg/pzzfBB5f4H > Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brasilcraft… >Twitter: https://twitter.com/_BrasilCraft_ >Site: https://www.brasilcraft.net >YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@BrasilCraft

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 98/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Meteorite Armor Created: 10 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Eternal Flames Captured: 3 Magical Ponies Rescued: 7
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1
    Magic Crystals Found: 5 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • realme

    realme

    Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 103/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Magic Crystals Found: 12 Runes Activated: 2
    Buildings Constructed: 15 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Divine Relics Bestowed: 11
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 22

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Dextrality

    Dextrality

    Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 95/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Mythical Swords Crafted: 27
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 7 Epic Mounts Acquired: 6
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 13 Cursed Scrolls Read: 2
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Void Gems Collected: 15
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5 Epic Weapons Forged: 7

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Dragon Block Apollo

    Dragon Block Apollo

    1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 99/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
    Dark Rituals Completed: 3 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 18
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 10 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1 Horror Stories Survived: 6
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 3 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 10

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MineBox Network

    MineBox Network

    Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 109/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 12 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 24
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Enchantments Applied: 130
    Star Shards Collected: 288 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 11 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2
    Glorious Feasts Held: 13 Mythical Relics Collected: 8

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • TavernMC

    TavernMC

    TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 98/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Buildings Constructed: 36 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 16
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1
    Secret Passages Found: 6 Meteorites Collected: 0

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Roleplay Hub

    Roleplay Hub

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 90/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 10 Players Killed by Monsters: 4300
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2 Epic Weapons Forged: 3
    Pirate Ships Raided: 1 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 10 Orbs of Power Found: 7
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Living Shadows Defeated: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Loka

    Loka

    Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 92/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 1 Pirate Ships Raided: 0
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5 Omnipotent Charms Created: 1
    Holy Grails Found: 1 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 58
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 2 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • From PokeBa

    From PokeBa

    Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 106/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0
    Treasure Maps Found: 11 Epic Bosses Defeated: 2
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2 Cursed Amulets Found: 3
    Crystal Wands Charged: 11 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 9 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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