Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where the only rule is that you must have a big dick to join. Why, you ask? Well, because our server is all about flexing your pixelated package and showing off your blocky bulge to the world.

Join us for some outrageous adventures, like the time we all dressed up as sexy villagers and seduced the Ender Dragon into giving us all of its loot. Or the time we built a giant statue of a penis out of diamond blocks just for the lols.

But beware, there are rival factions on the server who will stop at nothing to steal your diamonds and your dignity. So strap on your best armor and get ready to defend your honor in epic battles that will go down in Minecraft history.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and show us what you’re packing. Just remember, size matters in this world of blocky debauchery.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 95/400 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Chimeras Created: 1 Evil Lairs Raided: 6
Epic Weapons Forged: 10 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
Titan Hearts Harvested: 5 Herobrine Sightings: 1
Dragon Scales Harvested: 406 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • JackpotMC

    JackpotMC

    JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 92/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 1 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 13
    Herobrine Sightings: 10 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1
    Runes Activated: 7 Dimension Hops: 6
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 28 Rune Stones Activated: 7

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • NAVELYA

    NAVELYA

    NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 90/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Phantom Blocks Placed: 2
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 15 Zombie Dances: 2
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 6 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
    Whispering Caves Entered: 6 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 281
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 60 Legendary Titles Earned: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • CedarMC

    CedarMC

    The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

    Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 104/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Living Shadows Defeated: 2 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0
    Legendary Items Repaired: 3 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7 Spectral Entities Defeated: 7
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Wailing Winds Heard: 4
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 5 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 9

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • EYServer

    EYServer

    The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 103/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Astral Mages Summoned: 3 New Chunks Explored: 545060
    Rune Stones Activated: 2 Potions Brewed: 106
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 2 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 135
    Dragon Eggs Found: 3349 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • Foxcraft

    Foxcraft

    Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 100/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Heroic Legacies Created: 1 Immortal Potions Brewed: 13
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 7 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 18 Whispering Shadows Heard: 3
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 10 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • Dreamerz Network

    Dreamerz Network

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 93/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2 Wilderness Tamed: 6
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 72
    Talking Trees Consulted: 1 Legendary Titles Earned: 1
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 3 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 9
    Underground Cities Explored: 3 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • SunRealms

    SunRealms

    SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 91/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 11 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2
    Runes Activated: 5 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 2 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 3
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 3 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • Ace MC

    Ace MC

    Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 103/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5 Mimic Chests Discovered: 5
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 9 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 6
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 20 Mystic Runes Engraved: 5

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • CraftYourTown

    CraftYourTown

    CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 102/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Animals Bred: 124 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Magical Ponies Rescued: 8
    Haunted Chests Opened: 4 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 5
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 2 Rainbows Spotted: 6

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • InvadedLands

    InvadedLands

    InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 92/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 1 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 6
    Teleportation Mishaps: 5 Forbidden Relics Collected: 1
    Crystal Wands Charged: 18 Celestial Events Witnessed: 5
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 17 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 11 Celestial Gardens Planted: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • Safe Survival

    Safe Survival

    Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 90/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 4 Rune Stones Activated: 4
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 5 Endless Mazes Solved: 1
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3 Astral Amulets Crafted: 27
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3 Crystal Caves Mapped: 5
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2 Shadow Figures Spotted: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • SwanCraft

    SwanCraft

    Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 101/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Divine Spears Created: 12
    Secret Guilds Joined: 5 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 8 Celestial Events Witnessed: 1
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 7 Dragonkin Hatched: 5

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • Performium

    Performium

    Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 92/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 21
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Mythical Relics Collected: 7
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
    Vanishing Items Found: 8 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • PokeLeague

    PokeLeague

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 108/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 4 Magical Moments Shared: 25
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 Enchanted Armories Found: 10
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 2 Demon Skulls Collected: 33

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • PotionMc

    PotionMc

    PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 93/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 6 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Mythical Swords Crafted: 72
    Ether Blades Crafted: 16 Living Statues Befriended: 3
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 18 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 36
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 2 Secret Guilds Joined: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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