Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where the only rule is that you must have a big dick to join. Why, you ask? Well, because our server is all about flexing your pixelated package and showing off your blocky bulge to the world.

Join us for some outrageous adventures, like the time we all dressed up as sexy villagers and seduced the Ender Dragon into giving us all of its loot. Or the time we built a giant statue of a penis out of diamond blocks just for the lols.

But beware, there are rival factions on the server who will stop at nothing to steal your diamonds and your dignity. So strap on your best armor and get ready to defend your honor in epic battles that will go down in Minecraft history.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and show us what you’re packing. Just remember, size matters in this world of blocky debauchery.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players: 94/900 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Haunted Chests Opened: 7
Powerful Allies Recruited: 3 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Underground Cities Explored: 4
Royal Courts Attended: 5 Soul Contracts Signed: 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7 Astral Amulets Crafted: 22

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • Rebirth of Balkan – Network

    Rebirth of Balkan – Network

    Minecraft Rebirth of Balkan – Network Server ip: play.rebirthofbalkan.com Server forum: https://rebirthofbalkan.com/Minecraft/ Discord: https://discord.gg/SQxbFYs6t7 Minecraft version: 1.8-1.20x Since: 2011Servers: Survival SkyBlock Hub OneBlock PrisonCome, we are waiting for you!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 106/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5 Dragon Eggs Found: 6575
    Invisible Walls Found: 2 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
    Players Killed by Monsters: 6707 Living Shadows Defeated: 3
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Dark Rituals Completed: 8
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5 Holy Grails Found: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • MineHeart

    MineHeart

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 91/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 2 New Chunks Explored: 181880
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 8 Celestial Events Witnessed: 3
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 11 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
    Gnome Villages Protected: 10 Arcane Towers Raised: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • Fairytales

    Fairytales

    Java IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Bedrock IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/fairytalesFairytales SMP is a magical community server for everyone! With Fairy Origins for a modded server feel. Be the fairy of your dreams with different magical abilities such as flying around, permanent water breathing and the ability to survive in lava. There’s something for everyone!Grief Protected, Cross-Compatible Java and Bedrock Edition!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 91/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Ores Mined: 1889 Enchanted Armories Found: 7
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 3
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 6 Cozy Campfires Lit: 22
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1 Runes Activated: 8
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • Trollrace Network

    Trollrace Network

    Join DoniBobes on his newest Minecraft Network. Are you the Troll? or will you get trolled?Play online, and maybe you will be in Doni’s next YouTube Video

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 102/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Eternal Flames Captured: 8 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 9
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5 Dragon Scales Harvested: 350
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 35 Cursed Statues Activated: 3
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 2 Magical Moments Shared: 12
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 10 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • MCexp

    MCexp

    Minecraft Experience was born with the aim of bringing players together by creating a solid community based on mutual respect. we have various modes including: Vanilla Experience: If you’re looking for a quiet vanilla game where grief is forbidden and playing together is the basis of the mode, then this is for you! Staffers present 99% of the time, shops created in vanilla by the players, official server shop and every Sunday at 3pm a fantastic giveaway. SkyBlock Experience: Are you looking for a totally unique skyblock? Skyblock Experience is completely unique and spectacular! OpPrison: A one of a kind OpPrison, many ranks and a fantastic map!!!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 92/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Herobrine Sightings: 4
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 13 Gods Slained: 1
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Rainbows Spotted: 7
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 13 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 9
    Crops Grown: 6136 Love Letters Sent: 11

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • BrasilCraft

    BrasilCraft

    BrasilCraft Servers 100% Brazilian Version 1.8x – 1.20x Servers > IP: jogarbrasilcraft.com > Server Name: BrasilCraft > Server Version 1.8x – 1.20x > Servidor Slimefun > Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/BrasilCraft > Discord Do Servidor: https://discord.gg/pzzfBB5f4H > Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brasilcraft… >Twitter: https://twitter.com/_BrasilCraft_ >Site: https://www.brasilcraft.net >YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@BrasilCraft

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 104/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Demon Skulls Collected: 37 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 8 Invisible Walls Found: 2
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 2 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2
    Astral Projections Made: 1 Divine Spears Created: 23
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 15 Royal Decrees Issued: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • realme

    realme

    Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 110/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dragonkin Hatched: 3 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3 Soul Swords Wielded: 3
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • Dextrality

    Dextrality

    Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 102/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Ether Blades Crafted: 10 Mythical Quests Completed: 44
    Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Cursed Taverns Survived: 4
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 6 Epic Shields Constructed: 33
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 242 Endless Legions Commanded: 25
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 17

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • Dragon Block Apollo

    Dragon Block Apollo

    1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 109/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 3 Divine Relics Bestowed: 15
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 87 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
    Titanic Battles Fought: 12 Epic Weapons Forged: 6
    Ores Mined: 7460 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • MineBox Network

    MineBox Network

    Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 107/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 0 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 6
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 9 Secret Passages Found: 6
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Soul Contracts Signed: 5
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 13 Phantom Ships Sailed: 3
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Alien Abductions: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • TavernMC

    TavernMC

    TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 106/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 1 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1 Blood Moons Survived: 0
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 15 Potions Brewed: 195
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 89 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • Roleplay Hub

    Roleplay Hub

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 110/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Farms Harvested: 434 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 5
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Chimeras Created: 2
    Ether Blades Crafted: 18 Herobrine Sightings: 3
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
    Dark Rituals Completed: 10 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • Loka

    Loka

    Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 90/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3
    Wilderness Tamed: 9 Forbidden Relics Collected: 2
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 6 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Runes Activated: 8

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • From PokeBa

    From PokeBa

    Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 93/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 1 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 11 Endless Night Skies: 2
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 2 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6 Ores Mined: 5178
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • RealBox

    RealBox

    BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 108/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Runes Activated: 3 Portal Loops Escaped: 3
    Magic Wands Crafted: 5 Secret Passages Found: 2
    Villages Defended: 13 Emeralds Found: 9487
    Pirate Ships Raided: 1 Dark Rituals Completed: 3
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 10 Celestial Beings Befriended: 2

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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