Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where the only rule is that you must have a big dick to join. Why, you ask? Well, because our server is all about flexing your pixelated package and showing off your blocky bulge to the world.

Join us for some outrageous adventures, like the time we all dressed up as sexy villagers and seduced the Ender Dragon into giving us all of its loot. Or the time we built a giant statue of a penis out of diamond blocks just for the lols.

But beware, there are rival factions on the server who will stop at nothing to steal your diamonds and your dignity. So strap on your best armor and get ready to defend your honor in epic battles that will go down in Minecraft history.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and show us what you’re packing. Just remember, size matters in this world of blocky debauchery.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players: 105/500 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found: 12 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7
Mysterious Portals Opened: 13 Forbidden Tomes Read: 4
Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3 Wailing Winds Heard: 4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0 Ancient Ruins Explored: 4
Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Portal Loops Escaped: 3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • realme

    realme

    Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 102/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 20 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 5
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 3 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 56
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 7 Animals Bred: 38
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3 Royal Decrees Issued: 3

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • Dextrality

    Dextrality

    Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 101/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2
    Crops Grown: 7682 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Infinity Stones Found: 6
    Whispering Caves Entered: 6 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 10

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • Dragon Block Apollo

    Dragon Block Apollo

    1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 95/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 14
    Arcane Towers Raised: 2 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Eternal Flames Captured: 3
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1 Magical Familiars Summoned: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • MineBox Network

    MineBox Network

    Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4 Ether Blades Crafted: 15
    Gnome Villages Protected: 6 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
    Epic Battles Fought: 15 Haunted Forests Traversed: 6
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 10 Magic Wands Crafted: 5
    Demon Skulls Collected: 39 Twisted Realms Survived: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • TavernMC

    TavernMC

    TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 91/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cursed Statues Activated: 1 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 34
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4 Orbs of Power Found: 3
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Falling into the Void: 1
    Whispering Caves Entered: 4 Mythical Swords Crafted: 43
    Rainbows Spotted: 9 Haunted Forests Traversed: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • Roleplay Hub

    Roleplay Hub

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 98/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 8 Goblin Markets Raided: 9
    Magic Crystals Found: 20 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Legendary Heroes Trained: 4
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1 Towns Built: 6

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • Loka

    Loka

    Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 104/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 3 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5
    Rainbows Spotted: 4 Mimic Chests Discovered: 5
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2 Divine Relics Bestowed: 10
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7 Vanishing Structures Built: 4

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • From PokeBa

    From PokeBa

    Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 98/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 13
    Haunted Chests Opened: 9 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 2 Dragonkin Hatched: 3
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 3 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 151
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Phantom Knights Defeated: 6

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • RealBox

    RealBox

    BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 103/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Gods Slained: 2 Mysterious Portals Opened: 8
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 6 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Undead Armies Raised: 0
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Living Shadows Defeated: 3
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Void Armor Forged: 21

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • Minewind

    Minewind

    Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

    A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

    Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

    At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

    For more information visit https://minewind.com

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 106/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 7
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Immortal Anvils Forged: 20
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 10 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 Magical Familiars Summoned: 4
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 3 Alien Abductions: 2

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • PocketPixels

    PocketPixels

    All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 93/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Villages Defended: 9 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3
    Vanishing Items Found: 5 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 6 Magic Crystals Found: 17
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 6 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Magical Moments Shared: 6 Void Gems Collected: 34

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • VanillaPlus

    VanillaPlus

    NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 105/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 19 Evil Lairs Raided: 7
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 8 Mystic Runes Engraved: 1
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3 Whispering Caves Entered: 7
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 2 Epic Shields Constructed: 40

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • PlayCDU

    PlayCDU

    Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 106/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Lunar Scepters Activated: 10
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3
    Love Letters Sent: 6 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • JackpotMC

    JackpotMC

    JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 96/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2
    Chimeras Created: 4 Lost Souls Rescued: 6
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 14 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1
    Talking Trees Consulted: 6 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 7
    Epic Quests Completed: 5 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 42

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • NAVELYA

    NAVELYA

    NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 90/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 5 Animals Bred: 82
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Talking Trees Consulted: 2
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3 Infernal Machines Built: 1
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 16 Celestial Events Witnessed: 5

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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