Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where the only rule is that you must have a big dick to join. Why, you ask? Well, because our server is all about flexing your pixelated package and showing off your blocky bulge to the world.

Join us for some outrageous adventures, like the time we all dressed up as sexy villagers and seduced the Ender Dragon into giving us all of its loot. Or the time we built a giant statue of a penis out of diamond blocks just for the lols.

But beware, there are rival factions on the server who will stop at nothing to steal your diamonds and your dignity. So strap on your best armor and get ready to defend your honor in epic battles that will go down in Minecraft history.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and show us what you’re packing. Just remember, size matters in this world of blocky debauchery.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players: 107/700 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Crops Grown: 5775 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 25
Enchanted Armories Found: 6 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 15
Star Shards Collected: 198 Wailing Winds Heard: 4
Ancient Relics Unearthed: 487 Enchantments Applied: 76
Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Gnome Villages Protected: 4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • Dragon Block Apollo

    Dragon Block Apollo

    1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 103/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 4 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 20
    Divine Scrolls Written: 8 Cursed Villages Purged: 4
    Wailing Winds Heard: 2 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4
    Star Shards Collected: 135 Gods Slained: 0

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • MineBox Network

    MineBox Network

    Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 92/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 3 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 3 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 8
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1
    Invisible Walls Found: 2 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4
    Meteorite Armor Created: 16 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • TavernMC

    TavernMC

    TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 95/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
    Holy Grails Found: 2 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1 Magic Items Found: 4315
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • Roleplay Hub

    Roleplay Hub

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 99/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mineshafts Explored: 4 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 5
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 5 Mimic Chests Discovered: 1
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 6 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
    Crystal Wands Charged: 10 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 8
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 8 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • Loka

    Loka

    Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 106/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Villages Defended: 5 Evil Lairs Raided: 5
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 8 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 16
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 28 Gods Slained: 1
    Chimeras Created: 2 Goblin Markets Raided: 3
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • From PokeBa

    From PokeBa

    Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 94/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Heroic Legacies Created: 1 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6
    Herobrine Sightings: 5 Dragon Eggs Found: 8568
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 38 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2 Battle Standards Raised: 7
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • RealBox

    RealBox

    BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 104/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 7 Phantom Ships Sailed: 5
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 25 Celestial Gardens Planted: 2
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 7 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
    Pirate Ships Captured: 1 Curse of Binding Applied: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • Minewind

    Minewind

    Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

    A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

    Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

    At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

    For more information visit https://minewind.com

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 100/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 1 Teleportation Mishaps: 5
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 3 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1
    Farms Harvested: 587 Astral Mages Summoned: 3
    Crops Grown: 4421 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • PocketPixels

    PocketPixels

    All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 91/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 2 Curse of Binding Applied: 1
    Mines Excavated: 1433 Magic Items Found: 5911
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Fairy Circles Danced In: 6
    Mineshafts Explored: 2 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 11
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • VanillaPlus

    VanillaPlus

    NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 108/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 4 Crystal Wands Charged: 7
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3 Star Shards Collected: 296
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 0 Gryphons Tamed: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • PlayCDU

    PlayCDU

    Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 93/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2 Dimension Hops: 8
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 4 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 4 Magic Items Found: 8879
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Legendary Items Repaired: 6
    Pirate Ships Captured: 1 Forbidden Tomes Read: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • JackpotMC

    JackpotMC

    JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 97/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 13
    Alien Abductions: 4 Magical Ponies Rescued: 8
    Meteorite Armor Created: 28 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 6
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • NAVELYA

    NAVELYA

    NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 98/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Ores Mined: 9240 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 90 Blood Moons Survived: 0
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 18 Magical Familiars Summoned: 2
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 2 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2
    Soul Contracts Signed: 5 Haunted Mines Explored: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • CedarMC

    CedarMC

    The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

    Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 109/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Legendary Scepters Created: 3 Animals Bred: 16
    Invisible Walls Found: 1 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
    Evil Twin Fights: 3 Gods Slained: 0
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Wyrmholes Dug: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • EYServer

    EYServer

    The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 101/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4 Mythical Relics Collected: 5
    Epic Weapons Forged: 5 Invisible Walls Found: 1
    Lost Souls Rescued: 6 Mythical Swords Crafted: 94
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 4 Fairy Circles Danced In: 7
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Orbs of Power Found: 9

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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