Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where the only rule is that you must have a big dick to join. Why, you ask? Well, because our server is all about flexing your pixelated package and showing off your blocky bulge to the world.

Join us for some outrageous adventures, like the time we all dressed up as sexy villagers and seduced the Ender Dragon into giving us all of its loot. Or the time we built a giant statue of a penis out of diamond blocks just for the lols.

But beware, there are rival factions on the server who will stop at nothing to steal your diamonds and your dignity. So strap on your best armor and get ready to defend your honor in epic battles that will go down in Minecraft history.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and show us what you’re packing. Just remember, size matters in this world of blocky debauchery.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players: 96/900 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3
Chaos Orbs Controlled: 14 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 6
Enchanted Teapots Collected: 18 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Mines Excavated: 2240
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Phoenix Feathers Found: 13

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • VanillaPlus

    VanillaPlus

    NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 110/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Void Armor Forged: 11 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 8
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 35 Chimeras Created: 4
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5 Teleportation Mishaps: 1
    Royal Courts Attended: 3 Mythical Swords Crafted: 32
    Rune Stones Activated: 11 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • PlayCDU

    PlayCDU

    Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 100/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 16
    Living Shadows Defeated: 1 Undead Armies Raised: 3
    Blood Moons Survived: 0 Dragon Eggs Found: 7692
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 1 Backwards Speech Heard: 6
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 1 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • JackpotMC

    JackpotMC

    JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 106/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Meteorite Armor Created: 10 Whispering Caves Entered: 4
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 5 Endless Mazes Solved: 2
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3
    Love Letters Sent: 15 Runes Activated: 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2 Legendary Items Repaired: 3

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • NAVELYA

    NAVELYA

    NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 95/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Powerful Allies Recruited: 2
    Magic Wands Crafted: 8 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
    Living Shadows Defeated: 2 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 9 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 16

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • CedarMC

    CedarMC

    The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

    Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 102/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 5498
    Magic Items Found: 3446 Elemental Crystals Collected: 63
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 9 Astral Projections Made: 1
    Magic Wands Crafted: 6 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 25

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • EYServer

    EYServer

    The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 97/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0 Vanishing Items Found: 5
    Gods Slained: 2 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 2 Eerie Music Discs Played: 1
    Soul Contracts Signed: 2 Legendary Titles Earned: 1
    Secret Guilds Joined: 3 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • Foxcraft

    Foxcraft

    Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 108/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3 Love Letters Sent: 9
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 12 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
    Divine Scrolls Written: 15 Whispering Caves Entered: 4
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 12
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • Dreamerz Network

    Dreamerz Network

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 105/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 19 Rune Stones Activated: 11
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 2 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 44
    Secret Passages Found: 6 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
    Epic Shields Constructed: 12 Fairy Circles Danced In: 6

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • SunRealms

    SunRealms

    SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 98/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 5442
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Undead Armies Raised: 0
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 7 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 79 Towns Built: 3
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 3 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • Ace MC

    Ace MC

    Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 93/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5 Astral Orbs Gathered: 19
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4 Villages Defended: 7
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 7 Shadow Figures Spotted: 8

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • CraftYourTown

    CraftYourTown

    CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 96/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 1 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2
    Players Killed by Monsters: 8248 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 6
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 6
    Alien Abductions: 2 Titanic Battles Fought: 17
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Omnipotent Charms Created: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • InvadedLands

    InvadedLands

    InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 109/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Farms Harvested: 989
    Cursed Amulets Found: 5 Magical Ponies Rescued: 4
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 10
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Celestial Gardens Planted: 4
    Talking Trees Consulted: 4 Legendary Heroes Trained: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • Safe Survival

    Safe Survival

    Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 103/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 19 Cursed Statues Activated: 2
    Crops Grown: 4790 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 8 Rainbows Spotted: 5
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 4 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 10 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • SwanCraft

    SwanCraft

    Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 109/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 2 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1
    Gnome Villages Protected: 4 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 3 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 4
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 2 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • Performium

    Performium

    Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 102/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 4 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 12
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 5 Phantom Rings Equipped: 9
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 15 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 6 Chimeras Created: 3
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 14 Celestial Beings Befriended: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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