Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where the only rule is that you must have a big dick to join. Why, you ask? Well, because our server is all about flexing your pixelated package and showing off your blocky bulge to the world.

Join us for some outrageous adventures, like the time we all dressed up as sexy villagers and seduced the Ender Dragon into giving us all of its loot. Or the time we built a giant statue of a penis out of diamond blocks just for the lols.

But beware, there are rival factions on the server who will stop at nothing to steal your diamonds and your dignity. So strap on your best armor and get ready to defend your honor in epic battles that will go down in Minecraft history.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and show us what you’re packing. Just remember, size matters in this world of blocky debauchery.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players: 103/800 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
Battle Standards Raised: 6 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 11
Crystal Caves Mapped: 6 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • RealBox

    RealBox

    BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 105/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 7
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 4
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 4 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 8
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 25 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3
    Orbs of Power Found: 6 Endless Mazes Conquered: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • Minewind

    Minewind

    Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

    A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

    Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

    At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

    For more information visit https://minewind.com

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 99/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Epic Quests Completed: 22 Glorious Feasts Held: 17
    Legendary Scepters Created: 4 Werewolf Howls Heard: 1
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 7 Magical Moments Shared: 28
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 8
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 13

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • PocketPixels

    PocketPixels

    All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 97/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Epic Quests Completed: 20 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 11
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 2 Farms Harvested: 871
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 1 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 58 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2
    Meteorites Collected: 3 Unseen Monsters Slain: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • VanillaPlus

    VanillaPlus

    NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 97/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 31 Teleportation Mishaps: 3
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 2 New Chunks Explored: 282940
    Talking Trees Consulted: 3 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
    Goblin Markets Raided: 5 Whispering Caves Entered: 5
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 8 Potions Brewed: 105

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • PlayCDU

    PlayCDU

    Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 104/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Chaos Gates Opened: 2 Gryphons Tamed: 3
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 18
    Soul Swords Wielded: 3 Cosmic Pies Baked: 8
    Haunted Chests Opened: 9 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • JackpotMC

    JackpotMC

    JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 93/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Pirate Ships Raided: 0 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 24
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 40
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 14 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 5
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 10 Haunted Forests Traversed: 4
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • NAVELYA

    NAVELYA

    NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 93/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 3 Falling into the Void: 0
    Divine Spears Created: 10 Pirate Ships Raided: 1
    Teleportation Mishaps: 2 Villages Defended: 10
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 7
    Talking Trees Consulted: 3 Ancient Ruins Explored: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • CedarMC

    CedarMC

    The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

    Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 107/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 3 Mimic Chests Discovered: 4
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 17 Soul Contracts Signed: 1
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 0 Backwards Speech Heard: 2
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4 Shadow Figures Spotted: 5
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2 Divine Scrolls Written: 12

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • EYServer

    EYServer

    The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 93/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Secret Guilds Joined: 5 Teleportation Mishaps: 4
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 32
    Cursed Amulets Found: 1 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 20
    Endless Legions Commanded: 41 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
    Star Shards Collected: 227 Magic Items Found: 1551

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • Foxcraft

    Foxcraft

    Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 91/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Divine Scrolls Written: 5 Mines Excavated: 2471
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4 Endless Staircases Climbed: 0
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Haunted Forests Traversed: 7
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 3 Teleportation Mishaps: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • Dreamerz Network

    Dreamerz Network

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 94/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Gryphons Tamed: 2 Magical Frogs Kissed: 7
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 32
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 15 Star Shards Collected: 107
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 55 Haunted Chests Opened: 8
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 6 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 12

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • SunRealms

    SunRealms

    SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 106/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 8 Royal Courts Attended: 3
    Dragon Eggs Found: 2533 Lost Souls Rescued: 4
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Immortal Potions Brewed: 6
    Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Soul Swords Wielded: 2
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6 New Chunks Explored: 683220

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • Ace MC

    Ace MC

    Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 96/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3
    Titanic Battles Fought: 12 Magic Crystals Found: 20
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 5 Herobrine Sightings: 2
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 4 Love Letters Sent: 1
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 46 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 13

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • CraftYourTown

    CraftYourTown

    CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 103/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 5 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
    Royal Decrees Issued: 3 Wailing Winds Heard: 2
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 7 Mines Excavated: 4643
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • InvadedLands

    InvadedLands

    InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 95/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 30 Living Statues Befriended: 0
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 2 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 15 Curse of Binding Applied: 2
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2 Dimension Hops: 0
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 10 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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