Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where the only rule is that you must have a big dick to join. Why, you ask? Well, because our server is all about flexing your pixelated package and showing off your blocky bulge to the world.

Join us for some outrageous adventures, like the time we all dressed up as sexy villagers and seduced the Ender Dragon into giving us all of its loot. Or the time we built a giant statue of a penis out of diamond blocks just for the lols.

But beware, there are rival factions on the server who will stop at nothing to steal your diamonds and your dignity. So strap on your best armor and get ready to defend your honor in epic battles that will go down in Minecraft history.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and show us what you’re packing. Just remember, size matters in this world of blocky debauchery.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players: 92/100 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered: 42 Orbs of Power Found: 3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8
Forbidden Relics Collected: 3 Titanic Battles Fought: 22
Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 6
Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • EnchantedMC

    EnchantedMC

    We are an innovative Minecraft Network, we strive to make the best possible and most optimized gameplay experience for our community. We have many gamemodes you may enjoy such as Skyblock, Prison and Gens. You can join today to see what we have to offer.

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 102/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cursed Lands Purified: 2 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 4 Mineshafts Explored: 3
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 14
    Goblin Markets Raided: 8 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Ender Pearl Glitches: 2

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • Survivify

    Survivify

    Welcome to Survivify, a 1.20+ Survival Server!Publicly Released in June 2023!We focus on our simplistic gameplay and amazing community join today to experience Survivify!Store: shop.survivify.org Discord: discord.survivify.org IP: mc.survivfy.org Bedrock IP: br.survivfy.org Port: 19132

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 93/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Underground Cities Explored: 4
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2 Magical Moments Shared: 21
    Dragonkin Hatched: 4 Invisible Walls Found: 4
    Cursed Amulets Found: 4 Astral Amulets Crafted: 43
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 4 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 11

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • WilderCraft

    WilderCraft

    New 1.20 world reset, 10k map, join for a fresh start! We’re the most friendly survival Minecraft server online!Reasons to play on WilderCraft: > Helpful and active staff > Balanced survival gameplay > Player shops: see why players love our vanilla-style shop system > EndRush: win elytra in your own new End world > Match5: a two-player puzzle game with prizes > WilderTools: earn carefully balanced custom tools > No lag: owner/developer diligently optimizes the server > World expansion with new content updates regularlyCome see why players love WilderCraft after 7 years online!

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2 Astral Projections Made: 4
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 35
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 10
    Void Armor Forged: 23 Meteorites Collected: 4
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Endless Mazes Solved: 2

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • BeeMC

    BeeMC

    BeeMC is a cross-platform Minecraft server focused on providing a safe and enjoyable place to play Minecraft. Our server revolves around vanilla Minecraft, with a handful of enhancements.– Grief Prevention – Chest Shops – Player Warps – Honey Forge – Vote Tiers – QuestsCome join BeeMC today and become apart of our awesome community!Server IP: beemc.org Bedrock Port: 19132

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 94/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Endless Mazes Conquered: 3
    Eternal Flames Captured: 8 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4
    Heroic Legacies Created: 7 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
    Legendary Items Repaired: 4 Twisted Realms Survived: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • Chaktet

    Chaktet

    Enter a world of pokemon adventures! – Characteristics Some of the features that we already have or that we will be adding soon: – CLAIMS – STORE MENU – PLAYER WARPS – PLAYER HOUSES – SKILLS – KITS – DRAWINGS – DAILY REWARDS – TRADE SYSTEM – GIFT SYSTEM Discord https://discord.gg/x94HXUa4Aa

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 96/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Gryphons Tamed: 4 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1 Talking Trees Consulted: 4
    Endless Night Skies: 1 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 11
    Astral Projections Made: 4 Celestial Beings Befriended: 1
    Magic Wands Crafted: 18 Lost Cities Unearthed: 5

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • i-Pixelmon

    i-Pixelmon

    Want to play Pixelmon? Watch our PERSONALLY made Tutorial from this Link: WWW.TINYURL.COM/INSTALLPIXEL [NOTE] It only takes TWO Minutes To Install through our LINK Above!How is I-Pixelmon different from other servers? -Pixelmon Showdown -Battle Tower -Real Gym Leaders, Elite Four Members and Server Champion -Boss Room -Training Tower -Boss Raids -Actual Survival (Building and Mining and Land Claiming) -Keep Inventory -GTS -WonderTrade Join I-Pixelmon.com today for the ultimate Pixelmon experience!

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 91/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Evil Lairs Raided: 6 Phantom Blocks Placed: 10
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 4 Cursed Statues Activated: 4
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 4
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 11 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 59

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • HappyCloud

    HappyCloud

    Newly Restarted Server, everyone is starting fresh! Drop Parties every Saturday! Tournaments every Sunday! Metronome Togepi Tournaments every Wednesday; pure luck decides the winner! No lag on our state-of-the-art server! Both player-run and NPC gyms! Beautiful route to explore and conquer! Friendly and helpful staff! Great community!

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 102/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 1 Farms Harvested: 748
    Endless Night Skies: 3 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 19
    Legendary Items Repaired: 2 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 9
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 20 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • MineKeo Network

    MineKeo Network

    Minecraft Server Vietnam – TownySugus – KitkatSkyblock – 1.8.x – 1.20.x – Fun – Mingame – Discord. Join now and enjou our server! MineKeo number one. A minecraft world is waiting for you ahead. Invite your friends to join the server test now. Features will be continuously updated at discord.

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 91/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3 Invisible Walls Found: 2
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 10 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
    Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Backwards Speech Heard: 2
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4 Secret Passages Found: 2
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • KiwiSMP

    KiwiSMP

    1.20.1 SUPPORTED BEDROCK SUPPORTED SURVIVAL | ONEBLOCK| PUBLIC LIFESTEAL SMP | EARTHSMP | and more! Join the best Minecraft server today, KiwiSMP! We have an active staff team, organized events, a very friendly community, and more! So what are you waiting for? Check out kiwismp today! IP play.kiwismp.fun

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 99/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Celestial Gardens Planted: 2
    Titanic Battles Fought: 21 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 3
    Zombie Dances: 10 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • EcuaCraft

    EcuaCraft

    EcuaCraft Network 1.8.X IP: mc.ecuacraft.club Mini games like: -SurvivalOP/Factions -Survival 1.8/Factions -PvP(PracticePvP, FFA, KitPvP, ComboFly, etc) -SkyBlock -SkyWars -Prison/RankupOP -HCF

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 107/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Gnome Villages Protected: 8 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2
    Epic Weapons Forged: 6 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1 Immortal Potions Brewed: 13
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 17 New Chunks Explored: 540423
    Meteorites Collected: 1 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 12

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • Trap Legacy

    Trap Legacy

    A trap training and duel server where you can have fun, play without any problems and win rewards by voting. Don’t stay, join.

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 110/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 6 Cursed Lands Purified: 5
    Horror Stories Survived: 6 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 7 Secret Guilds Joined: 5
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 10 Wilderness Tamed: 17
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 3 Forbidden Tomes Read: 7

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • HyperHub

    HyperHub

    HyperMc is an online multiplayer game that offers an immersive and exciting gaming experience. With its unique features and gameplay, it is sure to captivate players of all ages. Join the adventure now and unleash your gaming skills in the virtual world of HyperMc. For bedrock Ip server : hyperhub.ovshosting.com Port server : 19456

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 103/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4 Sentient Weapons Trained: 7
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 5 Mythical Swords Crafted: 96
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 35 Phantom Blocks Placed: 3
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • BumbleCraft

    BumbleCraft

    We’re a gaming community, supporting the LGBTQIA+ community to feel safe in a fun and interactive community. Allowing people to express and feel themselves. Our goal is to create an environment where everyone feels included, respected and safe. We hope you’ll join us on the journey to create the number one inclusive community.

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 99/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 12 Evil Twin Fights: 2
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 55 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Secret Libraries Discovered: 1
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 10
    Curse of Binding Applied: 3 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 26

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • VentureLand RPG

    VentureLand RPG

    A completely unique RPG game in minecraft ► A large hand-built open world map ► 8 different classes, each with unique abilities and playstyles ► Custom items and loot ► Unique crafting system ► Economy and market ► Custom mobs ► Dungeons and bossesNo mods required! Use the IP to join

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 91/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4
    Battle Standards Raised: 10 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 14 Epic Shields Constructed: 30
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 2 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 4
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • BlzeSteal

    BlzeSteal

    BlzeSteal is a Lifesteal Factions Server. It’s known for having its own custom-made weapons, tools, and armor. The weapons in BlzeSteal are not just ordinary; they have special designs and powers, making fights more interesting.Server IP: play.BlzeSteal.net Bedrock IP: BlzeSteal.bedrock.minehut.gg, Port: 19132> LIFESTEAL > FACTIONS > RANDOMKITS > EVENTS > PVP

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 110/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5
    Crystal Wands Charged: 12 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
    Animals Bred: 137 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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