Minecraft SMP: Early 2000’s Comedy Movie Buff

“2000s”, Absurd, BIZARRE, buff, comedy, comedy movie, cult classic, dark comedy, dog, Early, early 2000s, eccentric, funny, Grandma, humor, inappropriate, Minecraft, MM, Movie, offbeat, Outrageous, quirky, rape, Shocking.., smp, Twisted, Underrated

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	6745
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Secret Passages Found:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the chaos is as wild as a grandma on speed trying to out-rap Eminem! Join us for a rollercoaster ride of absurdity and shenanigans that will have you laughing until you cry.

Picture this: a world where pigs fly, cows do the moonwalk, and creepers breakdance before exploding. Our community is filled with quirky characters who will keep you on your toes and wondering what the heck is going on next.

But wait, there’s more! Our server events are legendary, from llama races to chicken jousting tournaments. And rumor has it, there’s a secret underground disco party where the zombies bust out their best thriller dance moves.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you experience the thrill of grandma rapping faster than Eminem while riding a dog through a rainbow-filled wonderland? Don’t miss out on the madness – come join us today!

AitoFactions

Factions, MCMMO, Raiding

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	5091
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	2303	Void Gems Collected:	22
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
New Chunks Explored:	26757	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	120	Epic Quests Completed:	14

AitoFactions offers a unique and authentic 1.8.8 factions experience, blending the best of old-school nostalgia with modern elements. Our goal is to transport players back to the classic factions era while providing new and exciting features that enhance gameplay.Our server boasts a variety of custom plugins, carefully curated to elevate the experience and immerse players in a world of adventure and strategy. We believe that attention to detail is key, and our team has worked tirelessly to create an environment that feels both familiar and fresh.Whether you’re a seasoned veteran or a newcomer to the factions scene, AitoFactions has something for everyone. Join us on our journey to relive the glory days of factions and discover new horizons.

play.aitofactions.com

Mapucraft

Cross-Play, Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	8219
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	36	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	118	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1

We are a towny-focused server, with frequent events. as well as a great community, willing to meet more people

mapucraft.com

MC Legion

Mini Games, Parkour, PvP

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	9476
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

Welcome to the first Minecraft Multiplayer Online Battle Arena (MOBA). Come play as one of 17 legends to defeat the enemies and climb the ranks. Collect all of the characters complete quests and show off your cool cosmetics!

play.mclegion.net

easysurvive.net

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival, Towny

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	3369
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runes Activated:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Love Letters Sent:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	38	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Chimeras Created:	4
Emeralds Found:	9009	Elemental Crystals Collected:	41

Welcome to easysurvive.net! Are you tired of big servers that don’t let you have any fun? Do you like engaging with a fun and friendly community? Well check us out With Survival at the core of our gameplay You’ll love the easy experience! We offer a SMP playstyle mixed with Mcmmo to bring skills to Minecraft and Towny to claim land and build a great city. We offer the freedom to do as you wish! CROSSPLATFORM JAVA + BEDROCK PORT 25565*Difficulty Hard *Leveled Mobs to increase difficulty of mobs fairly *Mcmmo Gain skills and abilities to aid you in your survival experience *Marriage Gain perks and boosts for being near your significant other *Much More!

easysurvive.net

Infuse SMP Public

Anarchy, Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Survival

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	3793
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Mines Excavated:	1985	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Enchantments Applied:	61	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7

Infuse SMP PublicA Public SMP server with the Infuse SMP plugin. Hosted by the members of the official Infuse SMP.An active, semi-anarchy Survival experience!Discord: https://www.discord.gg/infuse

play.InfuseSMP.com

L1feStee1

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	5177
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	82

L1feStee1 is a LifeSteal SMP with /dupe! You can duplicate your items using /dupe! There is no limit!

l1festee1.minehut.gg

Thundermine.Net

PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	5260
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Divine Spears Created:	15
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Farms Harvested:	787	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Zombie Dances:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	5

Thundermine.net – Survival – 1.19 – Balanced Economy – Daily Events – Quests Thundermine is a survival Minecraft server offering a player driven economy encouraging buy sell trade with other players. For a better experience, the server offers grief protection to prevent griefing/raiding by other players, enabling you to be creative and show off your build skills with the community. East. 2012

play.thundermine.net

KeyCraft RP

Factions, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	2179
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Meteorites Collected:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

KeyCraft is the ultimate Roleplay experience in Minecraft. Set in the fantasy world of Omnia, KeyCraft offers a unique spin on text-based roleplay with our extensive and ever-growing lore! We have multiple cities filled with tons of races and cultures for players to be apart of! Participate in events, create your own group or guild, perhaps even just enjoy the simple life as a farmer! You can do it all here, and we’re open to anyone 13+ !Key Features A Proximity-Based Text RP plugin that allows you to talk, emote, and more as your own character! Even your character’s name will appear above your head and in the Tablist for added immersion! Delve into dungeons, explore ruins, and even partake in Quests! Participate in our extremely active Discord to post in-character ads, organize a Group or Guild, or even just look for someone to chat with! Our Discord is beginner friendly and even includes a section just for artists! Immerse yourself in our handcrafted lore, including Vampires, Sorcerers, and even Plant People, we have it all! KeyCraft prides itself on being a safe space for the LGBTQIA+ community, allowing anyone and everyone regardless of their identity to play as long as they follow our rules! Your character can even reflect your identity!

keycraft.mcserver.us:19132

Lifestealed

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	4198
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Farms Harvested:	399	Chimeras Created:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	23
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Legendary Items Repaired:	3

LIFESTEALED REMASTERED – Max Hearts: 50 – Min Hearts: 1 – Difficulty: HardLifestealed is a small but active community. Kill player’s and steal health points from one another. With a maximum heart count of 50, it seems that you’ll be undefeatable.We have custom enchants, items, and OP Loot that can be obtained from crates, so you can feel like you’re the strongest in the server!With a custom boss adding an additional challenge, you’ll be able to get the best armor in the game!

Lifestealed.com

VanillaCraft

Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	3026
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Dimension Hops:	7
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Gods Slained:	1

142.44.148.175

Aesir Mc

Factions, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	1836
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Love Letters Sent:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Gods Slained:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4

play.aesirmc.com

TheCrib

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	641
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Crops Grown:	9767	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

TheCrib is a 1.20 Survival/SMP Minecraft server that focuses on quality of life features and values the player experience. The server is currently available to join on all the major versions, which includes versions 1.7 to 1.20.

thecribmc.us.to

Fire Crusades

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	4106
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Zombie Dances:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Mines Excavated:	3385
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

play.firecrusades.com

JonGames – Survival Land Claim

Economy, Factions, Mini Games, Skywars, Survival, Towny

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	6336
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

jongames.com

Light

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	7406
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Emeralds Found:	2787	Star Shards Collected:	101

Light Network is an economy survival server. We offer a range of features for players to enjoy whilst sticking to the vanilla-esk of the game. Survival has land claiming, free ranks, reward crates, quests, silk spawners and more! Connect to the server today to start your adventure!

play.lightmc.uk:25595