Minecraft SMP: Early 2000’s Comedy Movie Buff

“2000s”, Absurd, BIZARRE, buff, comedy, comedy movie, cult classic, dark comedy, dog, Early, early 2000s, eccentric, funny, Grandma, humor, inappropriate, Minecraft, MM, Movie, offbeat, Outrageous, quirky, rape, Shocking.., smp, Twisted, Underrated

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	8215
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Dragons Tamed:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Chimeras Created:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the chaos is as wild as a grandma on speed trying to out-rap Eminem! Join us for a rollercoaster ride of absurdity and shenanigans that will have you laughing until you cry.

Picture this: a world where pigs fly, cows do the moonwalk, and creepers breakdance before exploding. Our community is filled with quirky characters who will keep you on your toes and wondering what the heck is going on next.

But wait, there’s more! Our server events are legendary, from llama races to chicken jousting tournaments. And rumor has it, there’s a secret underground disco party where the zombies bust out their best thriller dance moves.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you experience the thrill of grandma rapping faster than Eminem while riding a dog through a rainbow-filled wonderland? Don’t miss out on the madness – come join us today!

MiniMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	1520
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Farms Harvested:	698	Zombie Dances:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4

MiniMC [SMP] [Earth / Towny] [Fun]

– Website: www.minimc.xyz – Discord: https://discord.gg/qjSwYnP2SF – Server IP: minimc.mc.gg – Version: 1.20.4 ————————————– – LGBTQ friendly – Custom in-game economy – Lots of different activities to do – Custom ranks (Paid and Free) – Earth scaled map – Create towns with friends – MCMMO

minimc.mc.gg:34838

Zombie Escape

Economy, PvE, PvP

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	4928
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Votes:	3986	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	36
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7

Are you ready to face the undead in a thrilling survival adventure? Welcome to the Zombie Escape server, a unique twist inspired by the popular game MineZ. Immerse yourself in a 2000×2000 block world teeming with zombies and other dangerous creatures, where your survival skills will be put to the ultimate test.Explore a vast and challenging world overrun by zombies. Navigate through treacherous landscapes and unravel the mysteries hidden within.Loot Crates and Chests: Search for loot crates and chests scattered throughout the environment. Acquire essential supplies such as bandages, medkits, weapons, and various tools to aid your survival.

zombieescape.net

Soul Steal

Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	4655
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Falling into the Void:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	88
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Welcome to our Lifesteal Minecraft server! Raid bases, build your stronghold, steal hearts, and aim for world domination. Engage in strategic PvP battles, become a master builder, or a cunning infiltrator. Are you ready for the thrill of raiding, building, stealing, and conquering? Join now and make your mark!

soulsteal.xyz

RebornAge

Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	3346
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Alien Abductions:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	188
Towns Built:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Dive into a world where challenge meets creativity, and your skill is the key to success. In this unique environment, your mission is to earn the utmost respect and advance through the ranks of the prison.Your journey begins with a bare cell and a modest pickaxe, but your ability to mine and gather resources will pave the way to freedom. Navigate through intricate blocks, solve captivating puzzles, and climb the levels of the prison hierarchy. Only the most skilled will survive and attain the status of OP prisoner!Customize your cell with style and creativity, showcase your talent in the art of trade, and build strategic alliances with fellow inmates. But beware, the prison is full of challenges and pitfalls, and only those who demonstrate wit and skill will emerge victorious.Connect with players from around the world, face epic challenges, and showcase your mastery in Minecraft’s OP Prison mode. Prepare for a gripping experience, where skill and creativity will open the doors to freedom in a world like no other! Enter, mine, build, and conquer.

mc.Reborn-Age.it

Phoenix MC

Economy, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	9152
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	327	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5

A friendly fun place to play Minecraft. We offer Survival and Skyblock servers. We are not pay to win! All ranks are achieved only through playing on our server

phoenix.mc-server.net

TerryLovers

Anarchy, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	7316
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Dragons Tamed:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	79	Dimension Hops:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6

Semi-Anarchic Vanilla Server 1.20.2 with: -Rankups system -Safes -Daily rewards -Clans -Arenapvp. Airdrops -KOTH PVP

terrylovers.hopto.org

ChainMC

Economy, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	7889
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	188	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Love Letters Sent:	12

chainmc.fun

The Thieves Den

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	5446
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

A vanilla SMP server for people who just want to chill and play some Minecraft! Features rank rewards for playtime, an in-game economy, player warps, land claims, Jobs, McMMO, and so much more coming in the future!

149.56.72.192

MenacingPvP

Economy, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	6768
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Zombie Dances:	7
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	37	Soul Swords Wielded:	4

If you enjoy pre 1.9 pvp, join us! I played years ago and I liked the original style.MenacingPvP is a faction, pvp, raid, and griefing server. The gameplay is nearly vanilla, and it isn’t easy to acquire good gear. The economy isn’t OP and it takes effort to get things, making raiding another faction base that much sweeter.We’ve got Jobs to help make every player money, Crate Keys, a limited Shop for some essentials (creeper spawn eggs included), obsidian that’s breakable by 4-7 tnt/creeper explosions, auctions, silk spawners for Ranks, combat logger, a kit dueling system and more.Every vote in the game will give you a Vote Crate Key which gives nice items, and has chances to give a Rare Key and if you’re really lucky enough, our Brawler Rank.Give us a shot, we’re new!

mc.MenacingPvP.com

Last Empire

Economy, Factions, FTB, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	8027
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	26
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Elemental Crystals Collected:	53	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Come join a up and coming RP-PvP server utilizing DarkRPG Fabric Edition! Battle your way through dungeons, defeat world bosses and dominate as KING! The world is yours!

162.33.22.127

KingdomSmp

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	5676
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Enchantments Applied:	264	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4

KingdomSMP is a brand new server launched in 2023 and owned by MyInRex! We currently have an amazing customized Lifesteal pvp-rich server and some of the best PVPers play our Lifesteal server.

kingdomsmp.xyz

PurvisiSMP

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	3738
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
New Chunks Explored:	492220	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5

A minecraft server made by PurvisiLOL also PurvisiSMP is also known as a network with Survival and Lifesteal is coming soon we hope you get the best day ever!

81.207.91.150

ForgeSkies

Economy, MCMMO, Prison, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	5333
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Void Gems Collected:	25	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Farms Harvested:	811	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
New Chunks Explored:	814030	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	5

Forget boring skymining servers with mundane ‘features’ like autocompressors, multiple realms and OP gear. We already have those. Let’s talk about our innovative skill system, fun quests and unique custom boss fights that are sure to make every other skymining server feel lack luster.• Versions: 1.13 – 1.20+ • Java IP: forgeskies.minehut.gg • Bedrock: IP: bedrock.forgeskies.minehut.ggAt ForgeSkies, we offer a range of exciting gameplay variations, we also have a friendly and supportive community of players from all around the world. We believe that ForgeSkies is at its best when players can collaborate, compete, and connect with one another. Our community is welcoming and inclusive, and we’re always happy to see new players join the fun.The ForgeSkies team of experienced developers and dedicated staff work tirelessly to bring you the best possible Minecraft experience. We strive to create a server that is always up-to-date with the latest game features and updates, and we’re constantly adding new content and gameplay modes to keep things fresh and exciting.

forgeskies.minehut.gg

Hexuscraft

Bedwars, Factions, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skywars, Survival Games

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	2194
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension Hops:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Enchantments Applied:	265	Farms Harvested:	905
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	92
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Void Armor Forged:	26
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11

Welcome to Hexuscraft, a work-in-progress network featuring mini games, private servers and tournamentsCheck out our discord server for updates and chat the community

hexuscraft.net

Minecraft Country

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	3333
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Dimension Hops:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
New Chunks Explored:	937103	Epic Weapons Forged:	7

play.minecraft.country