Minecraft SMP: Early 2000’s Comedy Movie Buff

“2000s”, Absurd, BIZARRE, buff, comedy, comedy movie, cult classic, dark comedy, dog, Early, early 2000s, eccentric, funny, Grandma, humor, inappropriate, Minecraft, MM, Movie, offbeat, Outrageous, quirky, rape, Shocking.., smp, Twisted, Underrated

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	4832
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	5897
Star Shards Collected:	275	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Dimension Hops:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the chaos is as wild as a grandma on speed trying to out-rap Eminem! Join us for a rollercoaster ride of absurdity and shenanigans that will have you laughing until you cry.

Picture this: a world where pigs fly, cows do the moonwalk, and creepers breakdance before exploding. Our community is filled with quirky characters who will keep you on your toes and wondering what the heck is going on next.

But wait, there’s more! Our server events are legendary, from llama races to chicken jousting tournaments. And rumor has it, there’s a secret underground disco party where the zombies bust out their best thriller dance moves.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you experience the thrill of grandma rapping faster than Eminem while riding a dog through a rainbow-filled wonderland? Don’t miss out on the madness – come join us today!

Globecraft

Earth, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	6113
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Magic Items Found:	3924
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Love Letters Sent:	15	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Farms Harvested:	225	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

PLAY.GLOBECRAFT.XYZ [JAVA 1.18-1.20.1]Globecraft is a nation-building Minecraft server with an earth map based on a plugin called Towny. Towny allows you to create a town and claim chunks to protect your territory. Furthermore, you can create and join nations to increase your power and collaborate with other towns. This and the the map itself means that you can create nations and towns with geographical accuracy, allowing you to roleplay your way into this geopolitical server. Our website, the dynmap, and the discord server allows you to grasp the full picture and keep up with everything going on on the server.Forge your own destiny today, at play.globecraft.xyz.

play.globecraft.xyz

VanillaHub

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	4351
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Love Letters Sent:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Endless Night Skies:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36

1.20 HAS JUST HAPPENED ON VANILLAHUB!An active survival server, that brings new and exciting updates regularly. Including custom cosmetics to customize your player, epic events and much more! We also have a very active discord server to chat with the whole community! https://discord.gg/vh– Item based shopping district– (/rtp) RTP at spawn– (/keepinv) Toggleable keep inventory– (/claim) Claims and grief protection

vanillahub.net

PokeRetreat

Pixelmon, Roleplay

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	4502
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Astral Projections Made:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

IP » play.pokeretreat.com Website »https://store.pokeretreat.com/ Discord » https://discord.gg/B4sq2bUkzpPokeRetreat is a server providing the popular Cobblemon mod. At PokeRetreat, we strive to bring the best quality gameplay for all players in mind, whilst trying to build and connect a community together. IMPORTANT: We’re a fabric server on minecraft version 1.20.1 please download the cobblemon mod here: https://modrinth.com/mod/cobblemon or if you’re on technic search for cobblemon and download the fabric version » Features: • #1 Cobblemon Experience • Customized Builds • GTS • Events • Player Gyms

play.pokeretreat.com

RawMinecraft 2.0

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	2867
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5489	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Dragons Tamed:	1
Ores Mined:	2743	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	52
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4

[email protected].

RawMinecraft2.mcserv.co

VortexNetwork

Economy, Prison, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	5344
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Vortex Network (CRACKED)As of currently, we have two unique gamemodes: Prisons and Skyblock. Both give a balanced and unique experience that is different from all other servers.Skyblock consists of features such as: Ore Totems, Island Upgrades, Custom coded Chunk Hoppers, Custom Coded Mobs/Stacking system, Island Worth, UNIQUE Replatantable Seeds system, Free flight, Equipment Paths (Custom system for enchants), /claim system and much more!Prisons consists of features such as: Player Advancements, Mining Levels, Pickaxe Energy, Pickaxe Crystals, Key Backpacks, 12+ Custom Enchants, Key Backpacks, Special Crates, Cryptics, Lucky Crates, Mine Crates, Donor Rankupgrades and much much more! You can join our discord to know more about the prison server features!https://discord.gg/sES3aRn VortexNetwork.me

VortexNetwork.me

RTVCRAFT

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	4518
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Welcome to RTV Craft! This is a semi-vanilla survival server. Claiming! The messenger! Jobs! Shop! RTP! TPA! And so much more!

rtv_craft.apexmc.co:25667

Alternative World

Survival

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	6905
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	327	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Survival Server with a lot of features– Custom Terrain – Custom Structure – Multi Currency – Cross Platform

playmc.alt-w.net

GlitchyMC

Bedwars, Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	2039
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Votes:	749
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	0

GlitchyMC, A Minecraft Server Where The Fun Never Ends!~our Minecraft server has many type of games you can choose do you want survival?-we got it! Lifesteal?-No problem! Bedwars?-We also got it!

glitchy.mc-server.eu:30045

SweetPea Middle School

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	3798
Rating:	4.8 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Animals Bred:	42

sweetpeamc.com

CasualCrafters Vault Hunters

PvE, Whitelist

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	2214
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Endless Night Skies:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Emeralds Found:	4989	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

Join Discord to request Whitelist!We are a friendly community of people who like to vault hunt without malding at every death. I made this server because I suffer from a crippling debilitation called Skill issue, and so far we get a lot of chill people so come and join us :)Age Restriction: 18+ preferred but all welcomeRule Set: VaultMode Casual (Deaths only cost durability) VaultLoot Plenty (2x Vault loot and exp gained) No Griefing, Stealing or PVP unless both parties consent Don’t create unnecessarily laggy farms Trading encouraged, we can help each other out with items when needed Build somewhere around spawn if possible (Within 1000 blocks radius)

vh.casualcrafters.net

FriendlyCraft

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, Survival

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	1624
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Farms Harvested:	859

We are a family-friendly community with a natural economy. Earn money by working for other players, farming crops that actually develop while you are away, or selling mob eggs you have captured. Scavenging unprotected chests and abandoned homes is allowed! Work your way up a unique ranking system of 50 ranks, based on playtime, and accumulated wealth! You will unlock special rewards and abilities along the way! Have you ever wanted to live in the Nether? Now you can build an epic Nether base and claim it! Come Join Us Now!

play.friendlycraftmc.com

FaeTalesMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	9373
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	35
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Buildings Constructed:	48
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28
Emeralds Found:	5138	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7

Welcome to FaeTalesMC – Features – Bedrock Port : 19132– Slimefun (We will be adding in more add-ons as we grow!) – Towny /w Map – Cosmetics – Jobs – McMMO – PyroFishing ( WIth custom textures!) – PyroMining – Marriage Plugin – Balanced Economy – Player Shops – Big Community and Streamer Friendly – Shop

play.faetalesmc.net

SuperSurvivalX

Economy, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	7453
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

→ IP : supersurvivalx.minesr.com ← Discord : discord.gg/esbBGAe6KjOperating a nuclear powerplant ? check ! Drug and alcohol plugins ? check ! Economy ? check ! Player warps and minigames ? check ! Joining the server now ? check !

supersurvivalx.minesr.com

Veroxus

Anarchy, Factions, KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	3419
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Mines Excavated:	1553
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Star Shards Collected:	54
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

Do you want a hot chick, a Ferrari, and a trillion dollars? Well, we don’t offer that in the Lifesteal department. But we do offer an AMAZING MINECRAFT SMP Introducing the Veroxus Lifesteal SMP, the DonutSMP alternative without the sweaty losers and Lifesteal added!We offer: * Fusion Think of if DonutSMP and the Lifesteal SMP had a baby * Smooth KB + Zero Lag This is an SMP with actual good knockback. The PvP is amazing. You won’t find any lag here * Zero Claims and Constant Raids Server is aiming to grow to 500 concurrent players by the end of July, so expect to find lots of bases where you can destroy and loot bases with no claim protection, be water, my friend 🥋 * 1.20 LATEST AND GREATEST VERSION SUPPORT We offer Minecraft on the latest version, you won’t have to play 1.12 like cheating noob servers such as 2b2t * HIRING STAFF Must be qualified We pay our staff monthly too! DM staff to get a job!We don’t have: Joe Biden’s Chocolate Chip. Ice Cream Vanilla is waaaay better

veroxus.club

IipuCraft

Creative, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	2880
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	83	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Emeralds Found:	4395
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Iipukema Network presents Ipucraft, the official McMMo server of the iipukema network, a survival with economy, in which you can sell and buy objects with in-game money, Bank to be able to save all the millions of iipucoins that you get, auctions to be able to sell what you don’t need, claims so that your things are always protected, Clans so that you and your friends can have a meeting place. Arenas con ranking, Surprise boxes through daily votes, Food market where you can buy any item you need, lore and much more!!! Find out at iipukema.com port 25565 Java and Bedrock! Iipukema.com the only server that shows its face! Follow us on Twitch and other social networks!!! Join the community…what are you waiting for?We have SquidGames, OneBlock, Skyblock, Skywars, Parkour, Lifestile, Minigames, Normal Survival and Technical Survival. What are you waiting for to come in and try?

iipukema.com:25580