Minecraft SMP: Early 2000’s Comedy Movie Buff

“2000s”, Absurd, BIZARRE, buff, comedy, comedy movie, cult classic, dark comedy, dog, Early, early 2000s, eccentric, funny, Grandma, humor, inappropriate, Minecraft, MM, Movie, offbeat, Outrageous, quirky, rape, Shocking.., smp, Twisted, Underrated

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	8032
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Zombie Dances:	8	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Void Armor Forged:	25	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	74	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the chaos is as wild as a grandma on speed trying to out-rap Eminem! Join us for a rollercoaster ride of absurdity and shenanigans that will have you laughing until you cry.

Picture this: a world where pigs fly, cows do the moonwalk, and creepers breakdance before exploding. Our community is filled with quirky characters who will keep you on your toes and wondering what the heck is going on next.

But wait, there’s more! Our server events are legendary, from llama races to chicken jousting tournaments. And rumor has it, there’s a secret underground disco party where the zombies bust out their best thriller dance moves.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you experience the thrill of grandma rapping faster than Eminem while riding a dog through a rainbow-filled wonderland? Don’t miss out on the madness – come join us today!

Corecraft Hub

Hardcore, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	3987
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Crops Grown:	6479	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Farms Harvested:	263	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9

Corecraft Network

Corecraft is a unique network which offers only PVP servers to either practice your PVP skills or trying to survive against the strongest PvPers!

Servers: Redstone PVP Regular Factions Over Powered Factions Kit PVP

play.corecraft.me

De mellor server

Creative, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	2576
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	66
Falling into the Void:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

— DUTCH — We are a new server with Creative, Games, PvP, Survival. We accept many requests for new games and features. If you have an idea, let us know!

play.salapp.org:25631

HeartillyCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	6883
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	191
Mines Excavated:	1163	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1

Looking for a server to call home? Join heartillyCraft! HeartillyCraft is a PvE survival server set on hard mode with a few plugins to help make everyone’s experience more rewarding, efficient and enjoyable. Why Join? HeartillyCraft will NEVER be pay to win. EVER. We have simple Grief Prevention Players will never be handed items just because they ask. There will always be a feeling of danger when venturing out into the world. We have Discord, Facebook and website that players may use/visit at anytime. Open a shop or business to sell your items! Visit our second world called Glothlyn; an Epic Generated world! Level up your McMMO skills! Decorative skulls available at our Vault for interior and exterior decorating!

172.93.96.174

The Dominion

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	1721
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	43	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Magic Items Found:	2960
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Runes Activated:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

The Dominion (circa 2013) is a unique Minecraft RPG experience, featuring a hybrid server type of an SMP world for building and classic Minecraft fun, as well as a separate custom built RPG world; complete with a fantasy aesthetic, a highly explorable map, and several unique and increasingly challenging dungeons (with 100% unique loot, of course). While the server is still in its Alpha state, and players are encouraged to help us debug and work out general gameplay shortcomings, the server is fully playable and new content is constantly being worked on and released. Do you have what it takes to be a Dungeoneer?

thedominion.us

The Last Survival

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	4289
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	287	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Alien Abductions:	4	Void Armor Forged:	30
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2

Only 3 core main rues: No 3rd party hacks (xray) No Spam Respect the Mod Team!

The rest is up to you, 400 block protection from spawn, after that its up to you to survive!

We are looking for a loyal staff/mod team.

IP: thelastsurvival.serverminer.com

thelastsurvival.serverminer.com

Parkercraft

Creative, Economy, Factions, Mini Games, Skyblock

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	7447
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Zombie Dances:	10	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	9	New Chunks Explored:	642637
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28

PkNetwork is a big italian network. mc.parkercraft.it Join now.

The server has many ways, from combat adventure. Hope you like, excuse my English but I’m Italian! Revenue. Ts: ts.parkercraft.it

mc.parkercraft.it

PokeBrawl

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	6600
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Divine Spears Created:	16
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	34
Enchantments Applied:	227	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26

PokeBrawl is a revolutionizing pixelmon server that offers no lag, and an unforgettable experience.

We are currently running PixelmonGenerations! http://pixelmongenerations.com

Our server has pokestops, gyms, pokebuilder, daycare, hats, sashes, events, and more!

Create memories and have your mind blown at play.poke-brawl.com

play.poke-brawl.com

Cake Wave

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, PvE, PvP

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	2979
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Crops Grown:	7175
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23

A small factions server (Raid and Grief) we use a plugin called xClans, which is better than Factions! Join now!!

cakewave.csrv.pl

TheMainFrame

Economy, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	7274
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

We are a new server, we have factions atm but will have pvping soon and would love for you guys to join. we look forward to seeing you guys in the future

TheMainFrame.factions.ws

TheTurtleNetwork

Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Parkour, Skyblock

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	1651
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	606	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Zombie Dances:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Divine Spears Created:	19
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10

We are a server dedicated to the players, we have games such as Factions, Skyblock, 1Vs1Pvp And much more.

23.95.30.197

WertyCraft

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	7204
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

A pure vanilla server. Hard difficulty. I have the map set to change between normal, amplified and large biomes. Basic rules only. No stealing, no griefing, no floating trees. – – This server is for advanced players who would like to build without the boredom of mods. There will be no teleporting, handouts, command block nonsense, annoying ads or special gamerule changes. Just brutal simple minecraft.

wertycraft.com

BetaDev

Creative, Mini Games, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	1338
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Mines Excavated:	1555	Dragon Scales Harvested:	303
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Crops Grown:	1031
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	12

Creative * Building based ranks * Free WorldEdit * Events & Contests * Freebuild & Plots (Coming soon) * Flat, normal, nether and end worlds!

Survival * Skilling systems, Player markets, Towns * FTB like features (Angel Rings granting flight, Silk touch spawners, Safari nets, backpacks, ender pouches) * Arenas (Coming soon) * Reward chests for voting (Coming soon)

Minigames (Coming soon) * Prison, Skyblock, Mazes & Much more which are custom only on BetaDev

play.betadev.co.uk

EliteKits

Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	1318
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Endless Night Skies:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5

Welcome to EliteKits [1.7-1.8 PVP Server]

– Custom Plugins – Custom Events – Custom Kits – and more! Join today!

elitekits.net

Tech world 2 Adventure

Economy, FTB, PvE, Survival

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	2975
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Crops Grown:	6270	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	3

new Techworld 2 server 1.6.4 minecraft 1.1.6 verison of the FTB pack, need more players and defiantly need admins/builders add me on skype yxcvharlesxy or join for more information about ranks.

198.23.203.82

Vanilla High

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	8895
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Ores Mined:	5563	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Towns Built:	9
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Server updated to 1.20.4 Vanilla High, your build-focused/community-oriented Keep Inventory Vanilla server. We dont allow griefing/raiding and unwarranted PvP. We also require of players a maximum effort to keep the server atmosphere family-friendly. Vanilla High is a server that tolerates languages other than English.

KeepInventory: ON TPA: OFF Fire Spread: OFF Mob Grief: ON World Border: 40K Difficulty: Hard Hacks/Cheats: Not allowed Duping: Not allowed

Optifine is allowed and encouraged Minimap is tolerated as a purely navigational aid. Nether roof travel: allowed.

mc.vanillahigh.net