Minecraft SMP: DutchRetardDetourLmao

athletes, blunder, Champions, Competition, Dutch, DutchRetardDetourLmao, EMBARRASSING, funny, gold medal, hilarious, humor, LAUGHING, Lost, medalists, Minecraft, mishap, mistake, navigation, retards, smp, sports, wrong turn, wrong way

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	3351
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	68	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Potions Brewed:	185	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Ores Mined:	2436
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	8

New Minecraft Servers

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster designed by a drunk llama! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera starring chickens and pigs, and more chaos than a creeper convention in a TNT factory.

You won’t just be building houses and mining for diamonds here, oh no. We’ve got secret treasure hunts that lead to chests full of enchanted golden carrots, and epic PvP battles that make the Hunger Games look like a friendly game of tag.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, just remember that two Dutch idiots once got lost and ended up losing their gold medal. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our server? So come join us for a Minecraft experience you’ll never forget (or maybe you will, who knows).

TanukiCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	4675
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	13	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Endless Night Skies:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4

TanukiCraft is a professional, high-quality server featuring a custom-configured Towny experience for Java and Bedrock Crossplay. Engage in an immersive gameplay environment where you can build magnificent towns in a consistent world, engage in strategic PvP battles, participate in exciting events, and thrive in a robust player-driven economy. Join us now for an unforgettable Minecraft adventure!Server IP Address play.tanukicraft.netPort Bedrock Edition: 19132 Java Edition: 25565Consoles can join with our friend bot. Add tanukicraft1 as a friend in Minecraft and there will be a joinable world on your friends list.World never resets, server is kept up to the latest version but backwards compatibility from 1.19+

play.tanukicraft.net

Madcow Family Friendly

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	9030
Rating:	4.9 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	553899	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Farms Harvested:	555	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Void Gems Collected:	36	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	30
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

Madcow Family Friendly Minecraft Server. (Almost) Vanilla – Minecraft as it is meant to be, with the following exceptions:-* Grief Prevention, so you can protect your builds and property. * A plug-in to remove floating treetops, because who likes floating treetops? * dynmap on play.madcow.fun:8123 * A little bit of teleporting and home setting * Family-friendly chat filtersSurvival mode / PvEQuestions to [email protected]

play.madcow.fun

Blade SMP

Anarchy, LifeSteal, Parkour, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	7609
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Meteorites Collected:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2

A fun SMP, PVP, and Semi-Anarcy (no cheats) server, to have fun.Its a semi-vanilla server with few plugins. it has ranks.there is no anti grief for players, so hide you’re base well.how am I supposed to fill this description with 100 chars for a vanilla server, cmon

play.bladesmp.com

HermitVeterans

PvE, Survival

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	7348
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Star Shards Collected:	63	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	111
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Dragons Tamed:	7
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	13	Titanic Battles Fought:	15

What is Hermit Veterans About? We are a public community-based PurPur survival server with a welcoming playerbase. You can decide to live alone, join a group or create one of your own. It’s up to you how you play; you are sure to find your niche here.We have upgraded to 1.18, but we have not reset the map. Instead, builds have been retained and any unused chunks were reset, bringing new generation to 80% of the world. Caves below y=0 can also be found anywhere throughout the world, in new and old chunks. What Plugins do we use? Here’s a brief overview of some of the main ones: -Grief Prevention: To keep your builds safe! -Population Density: To provide the world with “regions” for players to own, as well as a means of teleportation. -SignShops: A simple way of selling goods via signs without you being there to make the trade. -ViaVersion and ViaBackwards: These plugins allow players to join while running Minecraft versions 1.12+. What are “regions” and “region poles”? Regions, as stated above, are a part of the population density plugin and are 400×400 block areas that players can own! Region poles are situated in the center of the region. They allow you to travel quickly across the map to visit other regions. Region poles consist of a stone brick platform with a glowstone pole at the center. Region poles give you the opportunity to explore the builds made by others with ease. We have a website at: HermitVeterans.com as well as a Discord server at: HermitVeterans.com/discord where you can chat with players both off and on the server and familiarize yourself with the playerbase and the server. Please note that you will need to join the Minecraft server first before you are able to verify your account on the website or on the discord server.

HermitVeterans.com

Helix

Economy, Parkour, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	803
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Magic Items Found:	1504	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Void Gems Collected:	11	Gods Slained:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7

Here at Helix we’re truly diverse, playing host to players from many walks of life. We reach people from Hawaii all the way to Singapore, cultivating a server with energy that allows players to play the game however they like! As such, our server is fueled with creativity that gives rise to remarkable builds. The soaring Helix towers overlook spawn’s stores,which aren’t far away from the space rocket marvel that was constructed in just a day. Other features are there to be found.This spurs on members who are committed to grouped projects that allow us to expand beyond the traditional boundaries of survival servers. One of these projects is our Crystal Racing circuit, and it’s these sorts of builds that allow us to accomplish other ventures. Every other weekend, we use these builds to host events and minigames within the server. Many of our members will log in and we’ll play a game of Mafia, Parkour or Capture the Flag.We’re proud of the community that we’ve cultivated on the server, and now we’re looking for some of you to be a part of that! If you’re looking for vanilla Minecraft experience, though, do not fear! The plugins we run mean we do not stray at all far away from vanilla Minecraft.We do have a 18+ age stipulation, as we’re looking to strengthen our community. We’ll never punish players for inactivity, just as long as you’re still interested in remaining whitelisted. Events are a server-wide occasion, and so we encourage our members to come out if they can.As we watch your applications come in, we’re naturally delighted with how many people seek to join and are excited to see our new recruits!To apply, join our discord.

play.helixmc.eu

FOX SMP

KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	4779
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	New Chunks Explored:	70759
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Mines Excavated:	4605	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Endless Night Skies:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6

A Brand New Minecraft Server . Friendely enviornment , land claims, , keepInventory , Bedwars , Skyblock , kitPvP , MiniGames, etc.CUSTOM RANKS , EXTRA CREADITS , DAILY REWARDS , CUSTOM JOBS , CUSTOM SHOPS, Crazy Enchantments, etc

play.foxsmp.in

OzarkCraft

Vanilla

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	4414
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	23
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Animals Bred:	30
Crops Grown:	3256	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Potions Brewed:	188
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5

Are you frustrated with putting time in building on an SMP only to have your work wiped out in the name of “Seasons”? Are you finding the constant nagging of Pay to Win robbing you the joy of just placing some blocks or making new friends? Do you even remember what Vanilla tastes like anymore with the ever growing list of game altering mods?Look no further!We at OzarkCraft feel your pain and have created a server experience that not only will bring you back to that “Feels Like Home” vibe but also follows updates without resetting and keeps the new blocks and biomes within your grasp!Apart from a couple of quality of life improvements like coordinate hud, armor stands and single player sleep, you can settle down here and build yourself a home that will be around for a long time.

mc.ozarkcraft.net

Kanda Kraft

Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	5687
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
New Chunks Explored:	659365	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2

Welcome to Kanda Kraft! [1.19.3]Welcome to the world of Kanda. In this fantastical, medieval world, human-like seals and humans coexist together… well not completely together. Complete quests and uncover the secrets of the Seal Kingdom!We are a survival server for players seeking a brand new environment for survival building! A small community and new beginnings! Features: -Survival- close to normal vanilla play -towny-Greif prevention claims, set-homes,-Random Teleport-economy!-many great buildings for various fantasy/medieval roleplaying!-voting ranks for those who decide to stick around!-many buildings yet to come- more cities, more locations!-Also… who doesn’t love seals! 🙂

kandakraft.net

MC Adventures

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	4861
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Astral Projections Made:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Towns Built:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

Mc-Adventures! Welcome to a small and welcoming network, with a whole bunch of different gamemodes and minigames to choose from. Friendly and interactive staff available available almost 24/7 on the server or in the Discord : https://discord.gg/tGGXQpbKCT We are looking to expand the network and are warmly taking feedbacks either good or bad. Suggestion and ticket system in the discord. Hope to see some of you come on by for a small peek and maybe you like it:O The servers this network includes: – [SMP] Survival server with the old nether – [McMMO] Survival server with mcmmo gamestyle and jobs. This is using the newest “minecraft” – [Skyblock] Build your own island up in the sky with just a few starting materials. We have two different skyblocks: normal skyblock and oneblock (you start with 1 block) – [Bloodmoon] Survival server with the old nether. But every 4th night there is a bloodmon making hostile mob much stronger and have the chance to drop nice loot – [Pixelmon] As we all know the “pixelmon” You gotta catch em all! [Forge 1.12.2 and the pixelmon mon required]

– [Minigames] A bunch of minigames to choose from: Bedwars, Hunger Games, Hide And Seek and much more! – [Creative] Build your creations in creative mode. Can you outbuild any of the current builds? Server ip is “play.mc-adventures.com” Website “mc-adventures.com”

play.mc-adventures.com

LoverCraft Network

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	4351
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	25
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Endless Night Skies:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Magic Items Found:	3863	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

This server is Loverfella’s Minecraft server. 1.19.2 Survival! Daily Updates Daily events with YouTubers! Even LoverFella himself!Expect anything from Daily events ran by admins to event held by Loverfella himself for videos on his youtube channel.

play.loverfella.com

Hyskies Network

Skyblock

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	4641
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Dimension Hops:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Void Gems Collected:	28

Hyskies is a Minecraft server that was launched back in 2019. We have years of experience hosting fun, popular, and unique servers! Join us today to see what we have to offer!

org.hyskies.net

The Fahr Realm

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	6037
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5

Thank you for taking the time to read this. In July of 2016 I set up this server for my friends and I so we could have fun together. We have Towny for land protection, Mcmmo for an RPG-like feel , Infernal mobs with loot for a real challenge. Vehicles like planes and cars. Guns and explosives for extended combat along with many many custom enchantments for you to enjoy. There are no pay to win elements either, so everyone is on the same playing field.When you first join, you will spawn in a white room, our rules are there. Then in the next room you will meet two villagers, these villagers will help you make your starter kit. Unlike other servers – you get a choice in what you get for your starter gear! The last room has additional information for you before you depart to the wilderness. Be careful out there and make sure to take a bed with you as we have a sleep voting system to skip the nightI really hope you can come online and enjoy what I’ve worked so hard on 🙂 -Vk

play.fahrrealm.com

PlanetBrunei

Creative, Economy, KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	7306
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Mines Excavated:	1264
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	14
Star Shards Collected:	91	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	25	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3

Hey guys! Make sure to check PlanetBn Server out! IP: mc.planetbn.com Web: www.planetbn.com Lag Free 24/7 Online CRACKED SERVER!

mc.planetbn.com

Disorbs Skyblock

MCMMO, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	2911
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Void Gems Collected:	36
Elemental Crystals Collected:	61	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Dragons Tamed:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	2789	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	4

Welcome to Disorbs, an awesome Server with amazing people! Here you can bring your friends or make new ones and begin your new journey or, if you would rather, by yourself. Come and join the server today to have fun!Features: 1.18+ Skyblock Free /Fly Ore-Gen mcMMO Custom Enchants (Engrams) Spawners Server Crates and More…

Play.Disorbs.Net

Cavetale

Economy, PvE, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	1393
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	4370
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13

Who are we? We are a Minecraft community invested in exploring new gameplay ideas to be integrated with vanilla Minecraft. On Cavetale, you can play the way you want. Play the core vanilla game, undisturbed. Progress in our custom made skills system with its extensive talent tree. Build a city together with the rest of the community and let our custom made convenience features assist you. Take your friends on an exciting monster raid or other hosted regular events.Who are you? You have a passion for Minecraft and are looking for a server to call your new place to be. One that has many years of history and many more to go. Where a functioning and welcoming community is held higher than the quick mini game fix. You like to discuss existing features with us and suggest new ones. Ideas are always welcome as we make our own plugins. If any of this describes you, then look no further. We want you to come play with us.Our team is a curated staff of plugin developers, event hosts, and moderators. Together we are fostering a friendly and welcoming community. We do our utmost to maintain a functioning and meritocratic economy where effort is rewarded. We designed a comprehensive ruleset and plenty of tools to ensure nobody gets to cheat or spoil your fun.Game modes: Our network offers first and foremost the Home world where you play in survival mode. Here, you claim land to make your base, towns, farms, or anythin else. All worlds share a currency which is earned in-game and is needed to grow claims and trade with each other. We have a dedicated Mining world which resets once a week so that resources never run out and the Home world stays pristine. Furthermore, you can plan your builds on our creative server.Home World with claims and homes Mining World (resets once a week) Economy, Market World and Auctions Mass Item Storage for easy inventory management (Active Development) Skills System with unlockable Talents (Experimental) A streaming bot letting you watch the server any time Regular Hosted Events like dungeons, competitions, or mini games

cavetale.com