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| Players: | 98/1000 | Votes: | 9409 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 7 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 5 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 3 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 4 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 4 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 9 |
Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster designed by a drunk llama! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera starring chickens and pigs, and more chaos than a creeper convention in a TNT factory.
You won’t just be building houses and mining for diamonds here, oh no. We’ve got secret treasure hunts that lead to chests full of enchanted golden carrots, and epic PvP battles that make the Hunger Games look like a friendly game of tag.
And if that’s not enough to entice you, just remember that two Dutch idiots once got lost and ended up losing their gold medal. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our server? So come join us for a Minecraft experience you’ll never forget (or maybe you will, who knows).
