Minecraft SMP: DutchRetardDetourLmao

athletes, blunder, Champions, Competition, Dutch, DutchRetardDetourLmao, EMBARRASSING, funny, gold medal, hilarious, humor, LAUGHING, Lost, medalists, Minecraft, mishap, mistake, navigation, retards, smp, sports, wrong turn, wrong way

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	7570
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Void Gems Collected:	22	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	25	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster designed by a drunk llama! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera starring chickens and pigs, and more chaos than a creeper convention in a TNT factory.

You won’t just be building houses and mining for diamonds here, oh no. We’ve got secret treasure hunts that lead to chests full of enchanted golden carrots, and epic PvP battles that make the Hunger Games look like a friendly game of tag.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, just remember that two Dutch idiots once got lost and ended up losing their gold medal. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our server? So come join us for a Minecraft experience you’ll never forget (or maybe you will, who knows).

YomNetwork

Economy, Hardcore, KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	9949
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Alien Abductions:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16

play.yomnetwork.ca

PlayFuse

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	9214
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	497
Chimeras Created:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Secret Passages Found:	2	Runes Activated:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

ms.PlayFuse.net

PokeLand

Economy, Parkour, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	7152
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17

Welcome to pokeland! This is the most competitive pokemon server you will ever see! Daily events ! We have player gyms, elite 4, paid tournaments and many more! We also offer a lot of survival perks! You can make your own player shops, you can make your own towns and more!Come and stop by on mc.pokeland.world ! Have a great day !

mc.pokeland.world

Cosmos SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	2434
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Star Shards Collected:	293
Falling into the Void:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

The Best Origins SMP You will EVER see! Cosmos is a 0 Downloads Origins RP SMP. That’s a mouthful. So what does Cosmos really include? Let me summarize it!A custom-coded selection of 26 Origins based on the popular Origins Mod ***fully functional and playable IN VANILLA MINECRAFT!***250~ custom food items, weapons, and armors to collect!Dozens of custom biomes and custom world generation to explore!And MUCH more!So what are you waiting for, why don’t you join us and thousands of others who enjoy Cosmos!

play.cosmossmp.xyz

Respawn

Cross-Play, Earth, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	4961
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	8969	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Votes:	1921
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	56
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Mineshafts Explored:	2

Respawn is a very kind community and our staff are always here for you no matter. We are also a crossplay network, meaning we offer Bedrock Edition support. Respawn is a peaceful place for you and your friends to have fun and vibe. Servers are on 1.20.2+Java IP: mcs.respawn.org Bedrock IP: bedrock.respawn.org [Port: 19132]Gamemodes: – Survival

mcs.respawn.org

Mineverso

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	5091
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Astral Projections Made:	4	Divine Spears Created:	13
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4

mc.mineverso.com

Cavern SMP

Earth, Hardcore, LifeSteal, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	2289
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Holy Grails Found:	2	Dragons Tamed:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Love Letters Sent:	20	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	8

Cavern (play.cavern.gg) is an innovative, qualitative, LGBT friendly and unique Minecraft Network focused on the gamemodes SMP, Lifesteal, Earth MC and SkyBlock. The network strives towards prospering in every area of the minecraft space. Our objective is to deliver the most enjoyable gaming experience.

cavern.gg

Infection Network

OneBlock, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	8995
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Votes:	9832	Void Gems Collected:	28
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3

Infection Network is a server where we always listen to the community and do our best to improve day by day, we have many modalities mainly dedicated to PvP and Survival.Immerse yourself in a challenging survival world where you must collect resources, build shelters and face dangerous enemies to survive. Show off your survival skills and make your home in this unforgiving world!

infection.fun

Fewer Network

Economy, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	2897
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Chimeras Created:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Holy Grails Found:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Secret Passages Found:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10

Welcome to the Fewer Network! We are an awesome Minecraft server that offers many different gamemodes, such as a Custom SMP (lifesteal), Custom Box (PvP arena), events with real payouts, and more! Our staff is ready to help anytime of the day, everyday of the week! Join today to discover the wonders of our imagination and what we have to offer in the future! You can even participate in the videos produced by our awesome creators!

mc.fewer.live

BD ZONE

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	3474
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Demon Skulls Collected:	27
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Love Letters Sent:	17	Potions Brewed:	59
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Dragon Eggs Found:	1758
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7

Hey guys, Server ip- play.bdzonemc.com Prepare to enter the ultimate Minecraft universe – BDZONE! Our server is the perfect blend of excitement, adventure, and endless fun. We’ve got everything you could ever want and more – Survival, Bedwars and PracticePvP.Join us now at play.pixeledgebd.com and immerse yourself in a world filled with epic quests, challenging obstacles, and thrilling battles. Our community is active and engaging, with players from all over the world waiting to team up with you.And that’s not all – we’ve got exclusive events, competitions, and prizes that will blow your mind! Make sure to join our Discord community at discord.gg/yaGufzR to stay updated and participate in the action. But don’t just take our word for it – visit our website at https://bdzonemc.com/ to see for yourself what all the hype is about. Join BDZONE today and let the adventure begin!Bedrock IP: pe.bdzonemc.com Port: 19132

play.bdzonemc.com

Arcturus Factions

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	6207
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Items Found:	6647	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Ores Mined:	2571
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Villages Defended:	14
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4

Arcturus is a Java Cracked Minecraft Factions Server supporting all versions from 1.8 to 1.20. We feature 1.8 style pvp and the best Custom Enchants, because we are based on Herobrine Factions. We have No Staff or Map Resets like other servers. Learn more about us on our official website.

play.arcturusmc.xyz

AlathraMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	1577
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Void Gems Collected:	29	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

ABOUT US: Alathra is one of the top searched and played world building server in the world! Maybe you are looking to join one of the grand towns and nations across Alathra. Maybe you want to start your own in undeveloped land. Perhaps your goal is to master trade and become a wealthy merchant. What about starting your own player-run guild, or starting a new religion? Maybe you just want to be a hermit and live alone on a mountain. All of this is possible on Alathra because here players tell the story. Alathra is full of characters, nations, cultures, organizations. Many battles and wars have been fought. There are heroes, there are villains, and plenty that fall somewhere in between. Will you make your mark on the history of Alathra? Start your journey today!

play.alathra.com

BossCraft

Creative, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	587
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	13	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	6688
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3

Bosscraft offers Prison, Skyblock and Survival (SMP) on Minecraft Version 1.19. This server is uniquely set based around the players in a community based Minecraft multiplayer experience. For anyone who is interested in an all-in-one Minecraft experience with a great environment; this is the server for you!Prison Skyblock Survival SMP Roleplay PvPJAVA IP: org.bosscraft.net BEDROCK IP: bedrock.bosscraft.net:19132(Support for versions: 1.8 to 1.19) with Bedrock Support!

org.bosscraft.net

Poke Odyssey

Economy, PvE

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	5187
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2

170.205.24.67:25568

NiftyMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	7647
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Falling into the Void:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	6

NiftyMC is a family-friendly Minecraft server for both Java and Bedrock players. Come join us to play on our BRAND NEW SMP or our Oneblock Skyblock mode. We produce consistent updates and listen solely to our community when it comes to updates.

play.niftymc.com