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| Players: | 96/700 | Votes: | 360 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 5 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 | Gryphons Tamed: | 3 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 24 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Epic Quests Completed: | 27 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 3 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 20 |
Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster designed by a drunk llama! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera starring chickens and pigs, and more chaos than a creeper convention in a TNT factory.
You won’t just be building houses and mining for diamonds here, oh no. We’ve got secret treasure hunts that lead to chests full of enchanted golden carrots, and epic PvP battles that make the Hunger Games look like a friendly game of tag.
And if that’s not enough to entice you, just remember that two Dutch idiots once got lost and ended up losing their gold medal. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our server? So come join us for a Minecraft experience you’ll never forget (or maybe you will, who knows).
