Minecraft SMP: DutchRetardDetourLmao

athletes, blunder, Champions, Competition, Dutch, DutchRetardDetourLmao, EMBARRASSING, funny, gold medal, hilarious, humor, LAUGHING, Lost, medalists, Minecraft, mishap, mistake, navigation, retards, smp, sports, wrong turn, wrong way

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	750
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Ores Mined:	4814	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster designed by a drunk llama! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera starring chickens and pigs, and more chaos than a creeper convention in a TNT factory.

You won’t just be building houses and mining for diamonds here, oh no. We’ve got secret treasure hunts that lead to chests full of enchanted golden carrots, and epic PvP battles that make the Hunger Games look like a friendly game of tag.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, just remember that two Dutch idiots once got lost and ended up losing their gold medal. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our server? So come join us for a Minecraft experience you’ll never forget (or maybe you will, who knows).

sino smp

Survival

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	7850
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Sino smp is an smp with custom many custom items, 5+ bosses, 20+ armor sets, coin system, class system, shops and much more! no mods or extra downloads needed, all you need is minecraft 1.16.5! if you decide to join the server, I highly recommend joining the discord for, tips, update leaks and giveaways!

sinosmp.apexmc.co

Cubenet network

Creative, smp, Survival

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	9614
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Animals Bred:	16	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Mines Excavated:	2924
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Magic Items Found:	4369

Welcome to the server description page. Here you can find out more about CubeNet and what you can do here:

You have gamemodes such as Creative, SMP and Factions that you can play.

On Survival – you can build your base and spend time with friends.On Factions – you follow the normal Factions rules and you can Mine Blocks for Economy. On Creative – you are in a normal Minecraft world but you are in creative mode.

Looking for volunteers to help with the server moderation – YOU WILL NOT BE PAID.

IP: cubenet.mysrv.us

cubenet.mysrv.us

ReallyWorld – Doomer went hunting Minecraft server

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	8938
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Emeralds Found:	2528

I present to your attention a unique Minecraft server – ReallyWorld! This is a world where your possibilities are unlimited and your adventures are endless. Join us at start.playmc.su and immerse yourself in an exciting experience that will not leave you indifferent.

? **Anarchy and Freedom**

ReallyWorld is a place where there are no rules and no restrictions. Your creativity and ability to survive will be your main allies. Create, build, explore – in this world, your story is written by yourself.

? **Mini-games for everyone**

Take a break from adventure and plunge into exciting mini-games. Challenge your friends to epic battles or compete with new acquaintances to determine who is the real champion.

? **Vulture and Intrigue**

Raise your sword and join the battle for territories. Griefing is not just a part of the game, it is an art. Fight for your place in this dynamic world where only the strongest survive.

? **Murder Contracts**

Become a hitman and complete exciting contracts. Your skill and stealth will be your main weapons in this dangerous game. Can you pass the test and earn a reputation in ReallyWorld?

? **Lots of Interesting Features**

From dynamic events to unique resources, ReallyWorld offers endless opportunities for development and adventure. And every action you take will leave a mark on the history of this wonderful world.

Join ReallyWorld at start.playmc.su and become part of an exciting world where every moment is a new adventure. Incredible opportunities and exciting events await you. Get ready for incredible challenges!

reallyworld.playmc.su

Furry Murray Minecraft

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	7482
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Crops Grown:	9831
Meteorites Collected:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Votes:	9542	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Family friendly Minecraft Survival server with an RPG twist! Mana, Skills, Jobs, Quests, Dungeons and much more!!!!

167.114.119.131:25594

mpender

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	4864
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Items Found:	3077	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Divine Spears Created:	30
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Cursed Amulets Found:	2

My discord is Robert123456#9041 Hi this is my new SMP for Minecraft Java and its a fresh map NO HACKING AT ALL IF CAUGHT = PERM BAN The end is open and soo is the nether The Server will start when anyone joins (it takes ~1 minute to start up) and shutsdown when no one is on it after 3 minutes THIS IS FOR JAVA ONLY Have Fun no spawn protect griefing is allowed

mpender.exaroton.me

Blockers smp

PvP Survival

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	6600
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	23
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Gods Slained:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Chimeras Created:	4
Void Gems Collected:	22	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	4

Welcome to Blockers SMP! This is a Lifesteal SMP where the player starts its own team/faction and fights to the death against other players. Each time you die you loose a heart and when you kill an other player you steal their heart the concept is simple and easy! I hope you enjoy!

104.223.108.102

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Ant Battle, Bed wars, build battle, Castle Battle, Deathrun, Egg wars, Hide and seek, Hobo Survival, Hunger Games, Lucky blocks, Maniac, Mario Party, one block, Paintball, Parkour, Quake, Sky Wars, Skyblock, Spleef, TNT Run

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	3258
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	70	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Players Killed by Monsters:	8125
Towns Built:	9	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

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All versions above 1.8.8 are available!

— Free donate for time

— Spawn in the style of Cyberpunk 2077

— Issuing donation currency to the best players every month

— More than 20 types of transport< /p>

— More than 15 types of weapons

— Start Trek items with kill counters!

— Parkour, spliff, trampolines, games, lucky blocks and much more…

— Custom dynamites with explosion power up to x100

— Competitions and clan tops

— No wipes

< p>— No cheaters

— No cheating for donations

▯ IP: DynMC.dynmc.ru

▮ Website: DynamiteMc.ru

▯ VKontakte: vk.com/DynamiteMc

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mr35.dynamitemc.ru

SlappedLambCraft

Economy, Survival

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	6224
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Divine Spears Created:	24	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Villages Defended:	18
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Void Gems Collected:	37

Everyone is welcome ! Active Community , friendly Ops ! Griefing is Not Tolerated ! Also Join Our Discord !

146.59.220.219:25576

WP Funland

Roleplay, Vanilla

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	8964
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Alien Abductions:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	9130	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4

Roller Coasters, Haunted Houses, Boats and much more! Join WP Funland now with your whole Minecraft and enjoy a great day in our park.

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WP Funland is a Minecraft amusement park server built by a group of friends. If you are interested in helping to build our park, please let the Owner and/or Co-Owner know.

play.wpgaming.nl

Bokai mc

Adult, Antigrief, Backpacks, Bukkit, Buycraft, Discord, Donations, Essentials, family friendly, Grief Prevention

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	571
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	80	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	3

Welcome to BoKai! This is a survival 1.19 MC Java Server.

bokaiMC.com25565

Plugins:Claims + Grief PreventionRegion PostsVoting w/ in game rewardsTreefellerSleep ModShop keepersBackpacksWeb Store

bokaiMC.com

V-PROJECT server Minecraft

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	8872
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	166
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Holy Grails Found:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

Hi, friend! Have you been looking for a positive, vanilla Minecraft server with an adequate and responsive administration? Then it’s your choice!

V-PROJECT is a vanilla server on version 1.20.2 with inventory, and adequate administration and players, on which you can play in a pleasant company or start one

d4.aurorix.net:25030

Havoc Empire

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	8491
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Items Found:	1537	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Runes Activated:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Buildings Constructed:	35	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	9835

-=[ About Us ]=- Havoc Empire is a calm and cozy server with a friendly community and dedicated staff! Explore our world, kill the Ender Dragon and play with other players and friends. Crossplay Java and Bedrock! There you can start the heads collection of every mob in the game or try to complete all quests we have prepared for you. The server has in-game economy that allows you to create your own shop, trade with other players and become a #1 among the richest players. Mostly vanilla server has its own little things that you will discover while playing: switchable PvP status, silk spawners, SafariNets and much more!

-=[ Server IP ]=- – Java – Play.HavocEmpire.net – Bedrock – Play.HavocEmpire.Net:25576 – Join via 1.7 – 1.19

-=[ Discord ]=- https://discord.gg/NRn8vHY9zC

Play.HavocEmpire.net

Rocketleaguerz smp

smp

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	4622
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	215
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1

Try THE BEST SMP Server Around!

RocketLeaguerz SMP

Imagine Minecraft… But with Amplified Mobs Around Every Corner, Mountains As Tall As To Reach Valhalla Itself, And A Long Term Friendly Community To Assist Your Survival.

Well… We Have Made It Happen!

IP: RocketLeaguerz.TK

Version: 1.19

Port: 19132 (this is only for console players)

We Are The Best Semi-Vanilla Survival Option For Players, With Lockette & Anti Grief Plugins, With player shops, With MCMMO leaderboards to grind & Much Much More!

RocketLeaguerz.TK

MagicWorld 1.12 – www.borealis.su Minecraft server

Spleef

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	2215
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	4

Magic World is an unrivaled server with unique mods that will take your breath away. This world does not foretell anything unusual, but by digging deeper, you can find something new – magic. Submit to the stellar magic that covers this world. You will also find exciting journeys riddled with dangerous challenges. Immerse yourself in the lore of vampires, covered entirely in the darkness of mystery. Learn the basics of ancient magic and succumb to the temptation of the greatness of magic. Explore forests that no one has set foot on before. Staves, adventures, bosses, magic – all this is only on the Borealis project.

MinecraftGardens

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Survival

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	3561
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Astral Projections Made:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

Overwhelmed by large servers? Want a fun, safe, and friendly community to hang with? We got you covered!

We do not tolerate discrimination against religious belief, gender, age, race, or sexual orientation! Come join us today!

Discord: http://discord.gg/x3cZh83qYp

Awesome Features: • Safety – keep inventory always on, PvP disabled outside arenas, easily claim your builds against griefing • Economy – buy/sell in our GUI shop, earn money doing jobs • Grief Prevention – protect your builds from griefers! • Dynmap – interactive, online map • mcMMO – Adds an extensive RPG experience (coming soon) • CoreProtect – Someone griefed your house? We can restore it! • Minigames, Anti Cheat, Essentials, etc

play.minecraftgardens.com