Minecraft SMP: DutchRetardDetourLmao

athletes, blunder, Champions, Competition, Dutch, DutchRetardDetourLmao, EMBARRASSING, funny, gold medal, hilarious, humor, LAUGHING, Lost, medalists, Minecraft, mishap, mistake, navigation, retards, smp, sports, wrong turn, wrong way

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster designed by a drunk llama! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera starring chickens and pigs, and more chaos than a creeper convention in a TNT factory.

You won’t just be building houses and mining for diamonds here, oh no. We’ve got secret treasure hunts that lead to chests full of enchanted golden carrots, and epic PvP battles that make the Hunger Games look like a friendly game of tag.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, just remember that two Dutch idiots once got lost and ended up losing their gold medal. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our server? So come join us for a Minecraft experience you’ll never forget (or maybe you will, who knows).

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

(눈‸눈) Kingdom of the Craft .・✫・゜・。. Minecraft server

This is a real server with an atmosphere!

We invite you not only to relax and play, but also to work on interesting, large and complex projects, test yourself in Minecraft, get new experiences, and also get acquainted with an incredible community!

On the Whitelist server – https://discord.gg/uZPWjCPVsR

Write to Us on Discord

We also offer:

-Full refund of resources in case of their loss due to bugs, theft, stamping or bad TPS server!

-Regular assessment of the situation and response to your feedback and complaints!

-Fair play without cheats and control over what is happening on the server!

-Complete absence of fingerboard

-Adequate communication and control of communication chats!

-Unlimited and endless world!

-Events! What if I remember to do them?

-Global projects in buildings from 200,000 blocks!

-Strong competition in resource extraction and buildings!

-Full-time? we constantly need to dig and install something)

– Streams in DS with the whole company

-Cool communication in the city with Muzychka)

-Lack of PVP, except for one place on the server – these are arenas that the players themselves built!

-Oh… well, and much more)

We are on the side of the players and really love these most pixelated cubes)

Do you want to join us?

Join Us on Discord – https://discord.gg/uZPWjCPVsR

Whitelist on the server!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Michael

PvP, Survival

minecraft server survivel,pvp and more pis join to my server! its good server ok bye bye……………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………..

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Mcb.yt

PvP, Skyblock, Survival

mcb.yt is a classic community server run by MCBYT. It launched December 1st, 2022 with Survival, and has since expanded to Skyblock and PvP! It’s anti-pay-to-win (P2W) and open to all players from 1.7 to 1.19 (though 1.18.2 is recommended). Come check it out!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	25
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

NLand (1.8-1.20+) Minecraft server

NLand is a Minecraft server that combines anarchic survival and griefer adventures. Enter the exciting world of versions 1.8-1.20+ and become part of the epic anarchy that began on February 10, 2023 and has continued for 100 days. This server offers the most popular mode “Anarchy”, where you can survive by your own rules.

The history of anarchy on the NLand server is filled with exciting events and exciting moments that remain in the memory for many years. Your role in this unique world will be determined only by you, and you will be able to write your name into the legend of this server.

The size of the NLand map is simply huge – over 6.5 GB, which means you will have an endless number of places to explore and create your own amazing buildings. You will find picturesque landscapes, mysterious dungeons and outlandish biomes that are ready to welcome you with open arms.

Join the NLand server and be part of this epic story, dominate the anarchic world and prepare for the upcoming griefer challenge. This is your chance to leave a mark on the history of the NLand server!

We will be very glad to see you on our server! IP: mc.nland.fun

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Anarchy Vanilla

Anarchy, PvP, Vanilla

Anarchy Vanilla 1.16.5 2ed week have fun “Does that mean no rules?” Almost. Before you ask, yes, you can use cheats. The only bannable offenses are spamming the chat and lagging the server intentionally (and bans are temporary).

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zombie Dances:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Love Letters Sent:	18	Whispering Caves Entered:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Relay Network

Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

manhunt, block shuffle, bingo, random items, death swap, ultimate tag and some other epic stuff HAHAHAHSAhklsfdlsadlf

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Army mine am

Arena Pvp, Balanced Economy

Army Mine is a Minecraft server in offline-mode with a friendly community. Its a survival server with PvP and an economy. You can play using Minecraft versions 1.7 and above. As the server grows, more and more games will be launched. Help the Army Mine server flourish by becoming a member of its community today and for awesome giveaways, be sure to join the Discord too!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Dragon Eggs Found:	1735
Emeralds Found:	3037	Mythical Quests Completed:	47

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

EVL Network

Creative, PvP, Survival, Towny

EVL Network Survival / GTA and Creative!

Streets: Vehicles / Guns / Missions / Real Estate / Gangs / Police Creative: World Edit / Plots in plot world or in a normal vanilla world Survival: Towny / Economy / Custom Enchantments

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Enchanted Armories Found:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Der Tiroler Minecraft Server

Creative, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to The Tyrolean Minecraft!

This is a community server of the Austrian streamer DerTirolerAUT, but everyone is welcome to join us and become part of the community. A number of different worlds await you on our server in which you can let off steam.

We would be very happy to have you visit our server! If you have any questions, suggestions or requests, please feel free to contact our Discord server: https://discord.gg/w3UybqwB4k

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Dragon Scales Harvested:	300
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Medsmp

247, Auction, Balanced Economy, Land Claim, MCMMO, smp

The most active and entertaining smp server ever!The great staff at MedSMP maintain the server with frequent updates.

The people on this server are friendly and will make you feel welcome.

We are also looking for staff!

Visit us and see for yourself!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

SML Season 1 Minecraft server

?Before starting the game, you should familiarize yourself with the server rules. If you don’t know the rules and violated one of them and you were caught, this will not exempt you from punishment!

?Server on version 1.20.1. On our server you will find a lot of people and new friends! There is a plot on the server that has been with us throughout all the seasons! Many different events on our server!

?How to start playing at LSU?To start playing you need to fill out a form in the channel ⁠?│applicationTo avoid players who play for 1 hour on the server and leave, we have created a temporary Whitelist system.What is he doing? After 3 days you are removed from the whitelist and you have to extend the penetration in the channel ⁠⁠?│extension-divisionIf you don’t want to wait until your application is checked and not have to renew it every 3 days, you should buy a pass on our website!Wait until the application is accepted (If you bought it, you don’t need to wait!)Use server IP 65.109.95.247:20898Register for the server!Begin to play

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Astral Projections Made:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

WownyCraft

Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

WownyCraft It is a survival server with a touch of RPG, items, armor, swords, Boses, special mobs around the world.

Dungeons Rankp Crates Auctions Pve Pvp And much more.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

TechBee

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

TechBee is a international Survival server.

With some small customizations like (Playerwarps, Chestshops, Crates, Quests, Spawners. And alot more), the server is all about a good community where you can have fun, and play with others or play by yourself. If that’s what you like.

We welcome you to our community, and hope we will see you soon on TechBee.dk

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	20	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Magic Items Found:	3426

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

All the boost

Jobs, Marriage, MCMMO, Quests, smp, Survival

All The Boost consists of 2 survival servers. The “Wildly Boosted” server is more vanilla like with few plugins and no land claim. The “Boosted Survival” server has many more plugins. Some of these include McMMO, Jobs, Quests, gsit, player shops, marriage, and more.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Divine Spears Created:	19

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

❤️RAGEMINE❤️⭐GRIF⭐ANARCHY⭐❤️SURVIVAL❤️ Minecraft server

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?ㆍRagemine – A unique server in Minecraft. – Quests;– Unique cabins;– Battles;– Battles.

– Free donation.

Lots of opportunities and goodies – all this awaits you on the project! Also, qualified, professional and monitoring personnel work on this project.

?ㆍServer from players for players. Behind our server is a responsible and experienced Administration, ready to resolve any issues.

?ㆍAll paid services, including items, can be obtained simply by playing on the server, they are issued in the form of rewards for time.

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Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	7

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.