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Players: | 101/800 | Votes: | 2196 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 8 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 |
Whispering Shadows Heard: | 2 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 |
Endless Night Skies: | 1 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 8 |
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Invisible Walls Found: | 1 |
Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 7 |
Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 | Epic Quests Completed: | 18 |
Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a secret underground base filled with diamonds and enchanted gear. But little did they know, the base was actually a trap set by a mischievous player who lured them in with promises of riches, only to trap them in a maze of lava and TNT. It was a wild ride, let me tell you!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary PvP tournament where players battle it out on a floating island surrounded by sharks with laser beams attached to their heads. The winner gets a golden toilet seat as a trophy, because why not?
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!