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Players: | 94/700 | Votes: | 1855 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 1 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 1 |
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 3 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 |
Enchantments Applied: | 102 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 |
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 12 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 6 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 6 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 24 |
Rainbows Spotted: | 3 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 4 |
Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a secret underground base filled with diamonds and enchanted gear. But little did they know, the base was actually a trap set by a mischievous player who lured them in with promises of riches, only to trap them in a maze of lava and TNT. It was a wild ride, let me tell you!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary PvP tournament where players battle it out on a floating island surrounded by sharks with laser beams attached to their heads. The winner gets a golden toilet seat as a trophy, because why not?
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!