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Players: | 101/500 | Votes: | 756 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 |
Herobrine Sightings: | 5 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 3 | Mines Excavated: | 2922 |
Crystal Wands Charged: | 12 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 |
Mythical Quests Completed: | 18 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 |
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 4 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 |
Zombie Dances: | 7 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 |
Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a secret underground base filled with diamonds and enchanted gear. But little did they know, the base was actually a trap set by a mischievous player who lured them in with promises of riches, only to trap them in a maze of lava and TNT. It was a wild ride, let me tell you!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary PvP tournament where players battle it out on a floating island surrounded by sharks with laser beams attached to their heads. The winner gets a golden toilet seat as a trophy, because why not?
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!