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Players: | 104/400 | Votes: | 8914 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Meteorites Collected: | 4 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 7 |
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 11 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 9 |
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Magical Moments Shared: | 12 |
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 7 |
Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 7 |
Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 | Epic Battles Fought: | 7 |
Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a secret underground base filled with diamonds and enchanted gear. But little did they know, the base was actually a trap set by a mischievous player who lured them in with promises of riches, only to trap them in a maze of lava and TNT. It was a wild ride, let me tell you!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary PvP tournament where players battle it out on a floating island surrounded by sharks with laser beams attached to their heads. The winner gets a golden toilet seat as a trophy, because why not?
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!