Minecraft SMP – /dpt/ – Daily Programming Thread

CraftyFriendz Minecraft Server

advice, Airport, aita, cleaning, cold, cost, CraftyFriendz, driveway, Friend, Help, husband, Kid, Minecraft, Parking, Quote, refusing to pay, Repair, scratches, Server, Situation, Snow, travel, UNFAIR

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with any car scratching drama like the one mentioned above! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and hilarious moments.

Reasons to join our server: 1. No snow shoveling required – unless you want to build a snowman in-game! 2. No unexpected costs for car scratches – the only scratches you’ll see are from battling creepers. 3. We offer a special “Friend’s Car Parking” feature where you can safely park your friend’s virtual car without any worries. 4. Our community is so friendly, you’ll forget all about real-life drama and get lost in the virtual world of Minecraft.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the fun begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Sister’s 4th Wedding No-Show

4th, blended family, children’s behavior, emotional turmoil, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family expectations, Family Therapy, family unity, Happiness, judgment, multiple marriages, NoShow, sibling relationships, sibling support, sisters, Support, Wedding, wedding attendance, wedding cake mishap, wedding photos, wedding redo

Looking for a server as chaotic as my sister’s love life? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with drama, family feuds, and never-ending weddings!

Just like my sister’s fourth wedding (but technically second), our server is a blend of different elements that just can’t seem to get along. With players coming from all walks of life, you never know what kind of craziness you’ll encounter next.

Witness the drama unfold as players try to create the perfect blended family, just like Emily and John attempted to do. Will they succeed? Probably not, but the journey is sure to be entertaining!

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as intense, messy, and not happy in the slightest as my sister’s household, then join us now! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself attending multiple weddings just like me. But hey, at least you’ll have a good time laughing at the chaos!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Secret Passages Found:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

CraftyNDAFreeSecrets

Are you tired of being shackled by NDAs and keeping juicy secrets to yourself? Join our Minecraft server where we spill all the tea and expose all the scandalous secrets! From secret love affairs between creepers and villagers to hidden diamond mines guarded by evil llamas, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So come join us and let loose all those secrets you’ve been holding onto – we promise not to tell anyone (except maybe our pet parrot, Polly).

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	29

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Sinwar’s Minecraft Server: PvP Edition

Assassination, Checking, Conflict, defense forces, Edition, gaza, Hamas Leader, intelligence, investigation, Israeli military, Killed, MIDDLE EAST, militant group, Minecraft, News, Operation, Possibility, PvP, SECURITY, Server, Sinwar, Sinwars, speculation, Target, Terrorism

So, like, you wanna join our Minecraft server? Well, let me tell ya, it’s like the wildest ride you’ll ever go on in your blocky life! We got creepers that dance the Macarena, skeletons that moonwalk, and zombies that do the cha-cha slide. But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even the Israeli military is checking it out to see if the notorious Minecraft player, Sinwar, has been taken out by a gang of killer rabbits. Yeah, you heard me right, killer rabbits! So, if you wanna join in on the madness and see what all the fuss is about, hop on over to our server and prepare to have your mind blown!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Void Armor Forged:	15

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

CraftyKoreaWarriors

aggression, Alliance, confirmation, Conflict, CraftyKoreaWarriors, Defense, Diplomacy, escalation, First step to World War, global politics, international relations, Military, mobilization, North Korea, russia, SECURITY, soldiers, Tension, threat, world affairs, Zelensky

Yo, you ever wanted to be part of a crazy Minecraft server that’s like a mix of Hunger Games and World War Z? Well, do I have the server for you! We got North Korea sending 10,000 soldiers to join forces with Russia in an epic battle against Zelensky’s army. It’s gonna be a showdown of epic proportions, and you can be right in the middle of it all! Join now for the chance to fight alongside Kim Jong Un himself and take down the enemy with your trusty diamond sword. Don’t miss out on the action, join today and be a part of the first step to World War Minecraft Edition!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Mingle & Race Horse Chat-athon

Chatathon, collaboration, Competition, coordination, finish line, Horse, horse race, last moment, mingle, mingling, Race, strategy, synchronicity, Talking, teamwork, Timing, Unity, Visiting, wandering

come join our epic minecraft server where horses race like they’ve never raced before! they’re all just chillin and chatting on the track, then BAM they all decide to cross the finish line together like one big happy family! it’s chaos, it’s madness, it’s pure horse magic! you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else, so saddle up and join the fun today!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

E-Nose Oil Detector: Eco Refinery Fun

affordable technology, air pollution, air quality, chemical detection, cost-effective device, detector, e-nose, Eco, ENose, environmental monitoring, Environmental Protection, environmental research, Fun, Oil, oil detection, OIL INDUSTRY, oil origin identification, Oil Refinery, oil spill detection, oil spills, pollution monitoring, refinery, refinery monitoring, research innovation, sensor technology, soil contamination

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT E-NOSE TECHNOLOGY DAT CAN SMELL DA ORIGIN OF OIL IN DA GAME! U CAN USE IT TO FIND OIL SPILLS IN DA LAND AND KEEP DA ENVIRONMENT CLEAN! PLUS, IT ONLY COSTS 20 COOKED CHICKENS, WAY CHEAPER DEN OTHER SERVERS! COME JOIN DA FUN AND SMELL DA OIL IN DA AIR, YO!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

invited

BUILD, cooperate, Equipment, japanese, members, Minecraft, Server, Survival, SURVIVE, Vanilla

On this server, you can enjoy building, making equipment, etc. just like in vanilla, and cooperate with server members to survive. Also, the main language is Japanese. On this server, you can enjoy building, making equipment, etc., just like in vanilla, while cooperating with server members for survival. The language is mainly Japanese.

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

abhorrent, Adventures, atrocities, blocky, Despicable, dictator, disbelief, disbelief in humanity, Evil, fascism, Genocide, history repeating itself, hitler, horrific crimes, Inhumanity, LITERALLY HITLER, Minecraft, Monstrous, Outrageous, Server, shock, This can’t be true, UNBELIEVABLE, unbelievable atrocities

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your life choices? Look no further than this server where the owner is LITERALLY HITLER! But don’t worry, he’s not actually a dictator, just a really strict admin who will ban you for even looking at him the wrong way. Join now for the chance to experience the thrill of walking on eggshells while trying to survive in a world ruled by a power-hungry maniac. Plus, rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a PvP battle, you’ll be granted access to the secret diamond mine where all your wildest dreams come true. So what are you waiting for? Join now and see if you have what it takes to conquer the tyrant and claim your rightful place as the new ruler of the server!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

‘Minecraft SMP – LOL General’

Account Stats, Ann-Sivir-sary, Builds, Cosplayer Neeko, dark star, diana, Esports Fan Trundle, general, kai’sa, league of legends, lol, Minecraft, Model Viewer, Music Fan Gragas, OP pastebin, patch notes, PBE Patch Notes, Pickems, Prestige, smp, sylas, WBG, Worlds 2024, yorick, Zoë

🤣🎮 Join our Minecraft SMP server for the REF PAUSE THE GAME EZ IS OWNING ME TOO HARD editionLNG – WBG is on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

🌟 Our server is so lit, it’s like Worlds 2024 event pass on steroids! We’ve got Music Fan Gragas, Cosplayer Neeko, Esports Fan Trundle, and Ann-Sivir-sary all hanging out in our world.

🚀 Need some legendary action? How about Dark Star Sylas, Kai’Sa, Zoe, Yorick, and Diana (+Prestige) causing chaos in our server? It’s like a cosmic party up in here!

🤯 And if that’s not enough, we’ve got OP builds and account stats to help you dominate the game. Check out u.gg, op.gg, and lolalytics for all the insider info you need to crush your enemies.

👀 Oh, and did I mention our model viewer is so on point, it’s like you’re actually in the game? Get up close and personal with your favorite champions and skins like never before.

🏆 Plus, we’ve got Pickems that will have you predicting the future like a pro. Join our server and show off your skills by picking the winners of all the epic battles to come.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft SMP server and experience the madness for yourself! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself in a crazy situation like REF PAUSE THE GAME EZ IS OWNING ME TOO HARD editionLNG – WBG is on! 🤣🎮

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Mythical Quests Completed:	41	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

MommaDramaCraft

adult social worker, difficult decisions, end of life care, estranged mother, estrangement, family conflict, family disputes, family dynamics, family history, family loyalty, family responsibilities, MommaDramaCraft, Mothers’ care, no contact, OBLIGATION, parental abandonment, Resentment, sibling relationships, Siblings, terrible mother

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns just like this family’s story.

Just like this OP’s mother, our server is terminally ill…with excitement! Explore our vast world and uncover hidden treasures while dodging creepers and zombies. Who needs end of life care when you can respawn and keep on playing?

Join now and show your siblings who’s boss by dominating in PvP battles and building the most epic structures. Don’t let anyone guilt trip you into helping out – on this server, it’s every player for themselves!

So what are you waiting for? Come join the server where family drama takes a backseat to epic adventures and endless fun!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Meteorites Collected:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

KremlinCraft Minecraft Server

destabilization, Disinformation, EU, Europe, extremism, far-right movements, foreign relations, influence campaigns, information warfare, Interference, Kremlin, KremlinCraft, Manipulation, Minecraft, nationalism, Politics, Propaganda, putin, russia, Server, strategy, subversion, Tactics

so, like, this server is like the ultimate place to be if you wanna join a cult of far-right Minecraft players, but, like, in a fun way, ya know?

imagine this: you log on and suddenly you’re surrounded by a bunch of Russian bots, but they’re actually just really cool players who are super into building swastika-shaped houses and organizing rallies against villagers who don’t pay taxes.

plus, like, the admin is this crazy Russian hacker who will give you unlimited diamonds if you can beat him in a game of vodka pong.

join now for a wild ride of propaganda, fake news, and building walls to keep out the creepers!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	350	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

KyivCraft: Supply Line Showdown

aggression, border, Conflict, Crisis, eastern europe, european union, Geopolitics, incursion, international relations, intervention, kyiv, KyivCraft, line, Map, Military, nato, russia, Russian supply line, sanctions, showdown, Supply, Tension, threat, Ukraine

come join our epic minecraft server where we fight off the evil kyiv invaders who are trying to cut off our precious russian supply line! build epic bases, craft insane weapons, and team up with other players to defend against the kyiv threat. join now and show those pesky invaders who’s boss! #russiansupplyline #kyivinvaders #minecraftmadness

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Runes Activated:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

CraftyBlanketZzz – SleepyCraftersUnited

Adults, anxiety, anxiety relief, CraftyBlanketZzz, depression, depression treatment, Effective, enhancing mood, improve sleep, insomnia, insomnia in adults, mental health, mental health conditions, Mental Wellness, reducing medication use, relaxation aid, sleep disorders, sleep improvement, SleepyCraftersUnited, stress relief, study, Weighted blankets

u know what else can improve ur sleep and make u feel all warm and fuzzy inside? joining dis epic minecraft server! we got weighted blankets for ur virtual character to snuggle up with while u mine and craft ur way to victory. our study found that players who use our blankets have better sleep, use less in-game medication, and have an overall better mood. so come join us and experience the comfiest minecraft server ever!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

BRAZIL Network

alt, banner, Characters, Desc, Development, empty server, Fluid, free, Join, KitPvP, Minimum, Network, PvP, Recommend, requirement, see, Staff, test

A KitPVP server! Please join my KitPVP server. It is still in development. There is not much going on at the moment, but you can join to see it in development! Actually, I do not recommend you join the empty server yet, I’m just trying to get the minimum requirement of 100 characters long. Idk why this is such a requirement but here we are, you’re most likely NOT gonna read this anyway. Are there any staff that are gonna see this? It’s just a test, I mean, it’s free. Anyway, think I have got the requirement by now, bye now!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	23	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	4	New Chunks Explored:	205353
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1