Minecraft SMP – /dng/ – Mining Network General

Dreamt About SMP: The Japanese Language Professor

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where dreams come true and Japanese language professors age 10 years overnight!

Picture this: you log on and suddenly find yourself face to face with your old Japanese language professor, who has somehow time-traveled into the game. But wait, she’s in a rush because she’s got a whole new class of students to teach – and you could be one of them!

Don’t let your dreams of learning Japanese slip away like I did in my dream. Join our wacky SMP today and who knows what other crazy adventures await you. Plus, get your fortune read by our mystical in-game fortune teller – just be prepared for the unexpected!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, surprises, and maybe even a little bit of learning. See you in the game!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	752	Runes Activated:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Void Gems Collected:	26
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

EstateSaleGoneWrong

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Are you tired of boring old family drama? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to use next!

Join us and escape the real world where relatives argue over house prices and instead build your dream home without any pesky inheritance disputes.

Our server is filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps, just like the time Uncle Bob accidentally set fire to the entire village with a misplaced torch.

So why wait? Join us now and leave the real world behind for a world where the only thing you need to worry about is whether to build a castle or a giant chicken statue. Trust us, it’s way more fun than arguing over property values!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	22
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

LoveCraft SMP: First Love Lessons

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Are you tired of boring old SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky world where first love isn’t just a teenage crush, it’s a game changer!

Picture this: you’re building a cozy little house when suddenly, Cupid himself shoots you with his arrow and you fall head over heels for another player. But here’s the twist – if you break up, your house gets blown up! That’s right, love is a battlefield in this SMP!

But don’t worry, it’s not all heartbreak and explosions. Join us and see how experiencing first love shapes the way you view relationships later in life. Who knows, you might just find your Minecraft soulmate and live happily ever after in a pixelated paradise. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the love (and chaos) begin!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Holy Grails Found:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

MemoryCraft: Cringe Edition

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Are you tired of boring old servers with no excitement? Join our Minecraft server and create new embarrassing memories that will haunt you forever!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of pink llamas comes charging at you, stealing all your precious loot and laughing maniacally. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground disco party where the creepers are busting out their best dance moves.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you might just find yourself in a heated potato sack race with a group of zombie villagers, or participating in a competitive sheep shearing contest against a team of evil witches.

So why wait? Join our server today and make memories that will have you laughing (or cringing) for years to come!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runes Activated:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Players Killed by Monsters:	1656
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

PastaCraft Minecraft Server

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so like, this server is like the Italy of Minecraft servers, except we don’t ban anyone from travelling anywhere, especially not to seek surrogacy! come join us and experience the joy of building your own virtual family with our surrogacy-friendly community. who needs Italy when you can have a Minecraft baby mama? lolz.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	30	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Holy Grails Found:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

RiotCraft: Moldovan Misfits

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OMG GUYS, U GOTTA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER, IT’S LIT AF! WE GOT MOLOVAN POLICE TRAINING PEEPS TO STAGE RIOTS AND UNREST IN RUSSIA, BUT INSTEAD, THEY DECIDED TO MAKE A MINECRAFT SERVER!

JOIN US FOR SOME EPIC RIOTS AND CHAOS, BUT LIKE, IN A FUN WAY! BUILD YOUR OWN RIOT GEAR AND FIGHT OFF ZOMBIE COPS (JK, THERE’S NO ZOMBIE COPS, JUST REGULAR ZOMBIES)!

ALSO, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH DIAMONDS AND GOLD, BUT SHHH, DON’T TELL ANYONE!

SO COME ON, JOIN US AND LET’S CAUSE SOME DIGITAL MAYHEM TOGETHER! #RIOTCRAFTFOREVER #LOLZYTOWN

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Evil Lairs Raided:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Vacation Cancelled, Creeper Invasion!

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So, like, imagine this, right? You’re chilling in your house, minding your own business, when suddenly you get a call from the CIA or MI5 or whatever, and they’re like, “Yo, we need you to join this Minecraft server ASAP!” And you’re like, “What the heck, why?” And they’re all like, “Because there’s this secret underground base hidden in the server where we keep all our top-secret files and stuff. You gotta join and help us protect it from evil hackers and stuff!”

And you’re just like, “Um, okay, sure, why not?” So you join the server and you’re greeted by a bunch of other agents who are all decked out in cool spy gear and stuff. And they’re like, “Welcome to our top-secret Minecraft server! We’ve got all kinds of crazy missions for you to complete, like infiltrating enemy bases, rescuing hostages, and even taking down a rogue AI that’s threatening to destroy the world!”

And you’re just like, “This is insane, but also kinda awesome.” So you start completing missions and leveling up your spy skills, and before you know it, you’re the top agent on the server. You’ve got all the cool gadgets, you’ve saved the world like a million times, and you even have your own secret base hidden somewhere in the server.

So yeah, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s not just about building stuff and mining diamonds, but also about saving the world from evil masterminds and stuff, then this is the server for you. Join now and become the ultimate spy hero!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	34	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Dragon Scales Harvested:	447
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Towns Built:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	916	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Mouse Distract & Escape Server

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Yo, so like, dis Minecraft server is da bomb diggity, ya know? Like, we got male mice distractin’ aggressors with females and stuff. It’s like a whole soap opera drama goin’ on in da Minecraft world. Join us for some crazy mouse antics and maybe even find luv in a blocky world. So come on, join da fun and see what all da hype is about!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Dragons Tamed:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Join CozyCraft SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

**Join CozyCraft SMP** **Minecraft 1.21 | Java and Bedrock Compatible**

**What Makes CozyCraft SMP Unique?** – **400 Member Community** Join our welcoming Discord family, where we build friendships and unforgettable experiences – **Player Driven Government and Economy** Your choices shape the server. Take part in our immersive economy, create laws, and engage in politics – **No Mods Just Plugins** Enjoy a semi-vanilla experience with powerful plugins that bring a fresh twist to gameplay – **Constantly Evolving World** Dive into new biomes and dynamic terrain updates every season. Adventure awaits at every corner

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	562	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Zombie Dances:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Warships & Stars: Where pirates sail and aliens wail! Join the chaos on this unique server!

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Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Warships & Stars
Modpack	Hand-made with mods like Create and Clockwork
Description	Automate and industrialize anything you can imagine
Invite Link	https://discord.gg/yMfj8DZUu9

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Click on the invite link above to join the Discord server and get more information on how to join the Minecraft server.
What mods are included in the modpack?	Mods like Create and Clockwork are included to enhance automation and industrialization gameplay.
Is the server always online?	The server may have scheduled maintenance or updates, but it is generally online for players to enjoy.
Can I invite my friends to play on the server?	Yes, you can invite your friends to join the server by sharing the invite link with them.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	1920	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Buildings Constructed:	26	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Pixel Poo Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most ridiculous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with dancing llamas and flying pigs. Rumor has it that if you can find the golden potato hidden within the base, you’ll gain the power to control time itself.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous villagers who love to challenge players to absurd tasks, like building a giant statue of a chicken using only pink wool and diamond blocks. And if you manage to complete their challenges, you’ll be rewarded with a magical unicorn mount that shoots rainbows out of its horn.

Oh, and did we mention the giant cheese volcano that erupts every hour, spewing gooey cheese all over the landscape? It’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.

So come join us on this wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many blocks of TNT). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Chimeras Created:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Snowy Bros Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules and builds nice little houses? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the world of blocks!

Join us if you want to ride pigs off cliffs, build giant statues of Justin Bieber, and have epic battles with other players using nothing but baked potatoes as weapons. Our server is like a mix between a circus and a war zone, but with more explosions and less clowns (unless you count the players, of course).

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy of the server, and if you can earn their trust, you’ll be rewarded with riches beyond your wildest dreams. Just don’t ask too many questions about how they became the rulers of our world…it’s a long and weird story involving a magic carpet and a talking cactus.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on whitebros…our response? and prepare yourself for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be warned, once you enter our world, there’s no turning back…and you may never look at a blocky pig the same way again.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Holy Grails Found:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	61	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

NoHusbandNoWedding

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Looking for a Minecraft server where family drama doesn’t exist? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of block-building fun and leave the real-life drama behind.

We promise you won’t find any pictures of late husbands causing a ruckus at weddings here. Our server is a safe space for all players, no matter how complicated their family dynamics may be.

So come on and join us for a virtual escape from the chaos of real life. Build, explore, and have a blast without worrying about seating arrangements or family feuds. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

LifeChangingSMP – What’s a seemingly small decision you made that ended up drastically changing your life?

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Join our Minecraft SMP and make decisions that will change your virtual life forever! One player joined our server and accidentally punched a pig, which led to a chain of events that resulted in them becoming the ruler of the entire server. Another player decided to build a giant statue of a chicken, which somehow unlocked a secret underground dungeon filled with rare loot. Who knows what crazy decisions you’ll make that will lead to epic adventures and unexpected twists on our server! Join now and prepare for the unexpected!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	32
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Magical Moments Shared:	17
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Potions Brewed:	26

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

PixelPeepers

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can join in on the fun of accidentally seeing your fellow players naked! Our custom plugin randomly removes players’ clothes when they least expect it, leading to hilarious moments of embarrassment and laughter. Join now for a chance to catch a glimpse of Steve’s pixelated booty or watch as Alex desperately tries to cover up with a block of dirt. Don’t miss out on the chance to see who you’ll accidentally see naked next on our wild and wacky server!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Animals Bred:	132	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	33	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	285

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47