Welcome to /dft/ – the Discord Fappy Talky Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride of sharing your weirdest fetishes, posting about your kinkiest desires, and of course, jerking off together in-game. Our current theme is the “Nice Tits Edition,” so get ready to build the most voluptuous structures you can imagine.

But that’s not all – we have a legendary tale of a player who stumbled upon a hidden dungeon filled with nothing but diamond-encrusted dildos. Will you be the next lucky adventurer to uncover this treasure trove? Or maybe you’ll be the one to discover the secret portal to the land of endless hentai.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us on /dft/ and let your wildest fantasies come to life in the world of Minecraft. Just remember to keep it PG-13… or not, we won’t judge.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players: 94/800 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 2 Arcane Towers Raised: 1
Endless Mazes Solved: 2 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1
God-Tier Weapons Forged: 32 Phoenix Feathers Found: 13
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Legendary Scepters Created: 6

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • NixSMP

    NixSMP

    NixSMP is a thriving Minecraft server community where players come together to explore, survive, and build in a shared world. With a focus on camaraderie and collaboration, players forge friendships as they embark on adventures, construct magnificent structures, and conquer challenges in the enchanting Minecraft universe. Whether you’re a seasoned player or new to the game, NixSMP offers a welcoming and engaging environment for all Minecraft enthusiasts to enjoy.

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 90/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Zombie Dances: 9 Mystic Runes Engraved: 7
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8 Mimic Chests Discovered: 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 4
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 386
    Astral Mages Summoned: 2 Meteorite Armor Created: 18

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • AnarchyBox

    AnarchyBox

    An Crystal Box server thats bedrock and java fun try the server out one of the best crystal servers more game modes coming soon

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 92/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1 Titanic Battles Fought: 19
    Dragons Tamed: 1 Dragonkin Hatched: 2
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 40 Cursed Scrolls Read: 3
    Evil Lairs Raided: 6 Battle Standards Raised: 15
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • Ilu Ambar – Enquenta Arda

    Ilu Ambar – Enquenta Arda

    A LOTRmodded minecraft server providing a gameplay environment aimed at long-term immersive roleplay survival, with focus on custom in-character roleplay, building, PvE and consented PvP, for a mature player community. The server world is Middle-earth in the Third Age with hard survival settings.

    All information needed to know what this server is about is presented on our LOTRmod wiki page. Join our Discord server to meet the community and learn more.

    The server opened for whitelisted players on 28 August 2023. This is a relaunch of our original server that started on January 15 2019 and was discontinued on 26 August 2023. Seed is the same, and many of our best survival builds are re-used.

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 106/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Endless Mazes Solved: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 8461
    Gnome Villages Protected: 5 Talking Trees Consulted: 5
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 3 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 137 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 4
    Gryphons Tamed: 3 Cursed Amulets Found: 4

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • theravenAU MC

    theravenAU MC

    Welcome to theravenAU SMC Creative

    Step into the thrilling world of theravenAU SMP and Creative, where survival pushes limits and bonds are built to last. Dive into an unparalleled Minecraft adventure, where every choice matters and challenges pave the way to lasting friendships. Dare to experience the ultimate game – where only the strong thrive!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 91/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 6
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 6
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 6 Teleportation Mishaps: 3
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 10 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • b253 anarchy

    b253 anarchy

    A super fun anarchy server that has other game modes coming along soon! there actively being worked on. The server currently features a anarchy server that is over 2 years old and has no resets. And we dont plan on doing any resets any time soon (inventories are fine upon request)

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 100/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Potions Brewed: 155 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Meteorite Armor Created: 19 Phantom Blocks Placed: 4
    Ether Blades Crafted: 7 Chaos Gates Opened: 1
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 26
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1 Demonic Pacts Formed: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • AquaPearl

    AquaPearl

    Welcome to AquaPearl!

    Come Experience AquaPearl’s Adventure: Dive into an ocean of innovation via AquaPearl’s exclusive game-modes and community spirit. Our BoxPvp is just the tip of the iceberg!

    Key Highlights for ALL Members:

    Custom Gameplay: Prepare to plunge into the limitless and colorful resources packs of BoxPvp that have been specially crafted for a more tailor-made battle experience.

    Skilled Builders: Get ready to be blown away by the expert marvels of our dedicated experienced builders who forge unbelievable worlds.

    Innovative Plugins: Unique gameplay with our custom plugins which reinvent playing the game.

    AquaPearl – Where Every Wave Leads to a New Discovery!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 95/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Legendary Scepters Created: 5 Phantom Rings Equipped: 25
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 3 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 11
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 7 Villages Defended: 11
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 0 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 9
    Endless Night Skies: 1 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 4

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • CitrusNetwork

    CitrusNetwork

    Welcome to CitrusNetwork

    Current Gamemodes: Survival SMP and OneBlock.

    Survival SMP • Features: Custom World Terrain, Coin Flip, Skills, 464x Quests, Jobs, Leveling System, Teams.

    OneBlock • Features: Envoy Event, AFK Area, 395x Quests, Coin Flip.

    Server IP: citrusnetwork.net Bedrock IP: citrusnetwork.net Port:25405

    Get ready to soar through the skies of CitrusNetwork – where every block is an opportunity waiting to be discovered!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 97/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Celestial Beings Befriended: 3
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 2 Secret Libraries Discovered: 1
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 6 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 5 Void Armor Forged: 20
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 New Chunks Explored: 711980

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • Blockhead Kids

    Blockhead Kids

    Welcome to “Blockhead Kids,” a captivating Minecraft server where imagination knows no limits, and every pixel is infused with wonder and adventure. Prepare to be enthralled as you step into a realm of boundless creativity and camaraderie, enhanced by an array of enchanting plugins that will elevate your gameplay to extraordinary heights.

    Unveil the mysteries of Slimefun, a captivating plugin that brings a touch of magic to your crafting and resource-gathering endeavors. Unearth hidden recipes, conjure remarkable items, and embark on an epic journey of discovery as you master the art of blending science and enchantment. From powerful machines to whimsical contraptions, Slimefun adds a new layer of enchantment to your building pursuits.

    Venture into the depths of PyroMining, where the act of excavation becomes an explosive thrill. Navigate the labyrinthine tunnels with fiery determination, unearthing precious ores and rare minerals while igniting the very earth beneath you. This dynamic plugin transforms mining into a heart-pounding adventure, making each dig a rush of excitement and discovery.

    For those drawn to the allure of the deep blue, PyroFishingPro invites you to cast your line and reel in a bounty of aquatic treasures. With this captivating plugin, fishing evolves into an art form, as you seek to capture magnificent catches that hold unexpected surprises. Whether you’re seeking sustenance or uncovering hidden gems, PyroFishingPro makes every cast a moment of anticipation and delight.

    But the enchantment doesn’t stop there. Dive headfirst into a world of mini-adventures with our PartyGames plugin, boasting an impressive array of over 20 distinct minigames. From heart-racing challenges to brain-teasing puzzles, PartyGames offers an abundance of exhilarating diversions that promise laughter, competition, and endless fun. Engage in friendly contests, test your skills, and revel in the joy of shared experiences with fellow players.

    At “Blockhead Kids,” these captivating plugins—Slimefun, PyroMining, PyroFishingPro, and PartyGames—are seamlessly woven into the tapestry of our server, enriching your gameplay and ensuring that every moment is infused with magic and excitement. Join our vibrant community today and embark on an extraordinary journey of creativity, exploration, and camaraderie. The adventure of a lifetime awaits at “Blockhead Kids”!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 3 Celestial Beings Befriended: 0
    Magic Items Found: 5040 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4 Horror Stories Survived: 1
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • Grimwood

    Grimwood

    Welcome to Grimwood! We are a whitelisted server that has rolled four previous SMPs into one complete community. Our goal is to continue garnering an awesome player base where we can all build and have fun together. Apply on Discord: dsc.gg/grimwood

    If you are looking for a place to create new friendships and experiences, this is the server for you!

    Our structure is primarily a vanilla server, though we do have some extra features to offer. The biggest of which being dungeons with custom mobs; these are meant to be taken on with a team (or solo if you’re up for a challenge!). As well as a player created market where you are able to buy and sell with others in Grimwood.

    The Great War has ended, peace is in our grasps! Help rebuild Grimwood from the devastation of war. Beware though, peace isn’t fulfilled yet, Malichias is still around, and it is up to you to stop him…

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 94/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Vanishing Items Found: 3
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 14 Evil Twin Fights: 4
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 427 Reality Warps Survived: 1
    Falling into the Void: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 8313
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 2 Lost Souls Rescued: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • AethraCraft

    AethraCraft

    Start carving your journey at AethraCraft!

    AethraCraft is a server built to provide an excellent quality gameplay experience to players. AethraCraft is a friendly environment with very active staffs to assist you and help you. Experience a no lag gameplay with our pre-generated world. Work your way up to the top by grinding with our economy plugin, jobs plugin, custom enchantments, rank system, mcmmo, claims and many more! It currently has survival gamemode with plans of expanding and offering more gamemodes in the future.

    SERVER IP: ⇒ PLAY.AETHRACRAFT.COM STORE: ⇒ STORE.AETHRACRAFT.COM DISCORD: ⇒ DISCORD.AETHRACRAFT.COM

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 91/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Vanishing Structures Built: 2 Cursed Lands Purified: 8
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 6 Villages Defended: 15
    Cursed Amulets Found: 1 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 Crystal Wands Charged: 8
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 5 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • PokeReturn

    PokeReturn

    PokeReturn is a Pixelmon Server that attempts to create relaxing kick-back gameplay anyone can enjoy. Offering custom programmed features, such as Pokemon Disguising, Free Gameplay earned Poke Healing, and more!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 101/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Haunted Chests Opened: 3 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 1 Divine Relics Bestowed: 12
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 8 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
    Dark Rituals Completed: 7 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
    Blood Moons Survived: 0 Titan Hearts Harvested: 3

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • Emenbee Realms

    Emenbee Realms

    Emenbee Realms is back and better than ever! A revival of the classic Minecraft server, brought to you by members of the original staff! Supports version 1.7-1.20.1

    Bedrock IP: geyser.mc-em.com

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 105/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Animals Bred: 79 Epic Battles Fought: 12
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 2 Royal Courts Attended: 5
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 9 Towns Built: 10
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 6213
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2 Rune Stones Activated: 11

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • DragonCraftMC

    DragonCraftMC

    Experience the Tekkit 2 Factions Server! Version: 1.2.1. Join now for an immersive gameplay with mods, alliances, and interspace intense battles. Come start your journey today!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 94/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Living Shadows Defeated: 1
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 8
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Enchanted Armories Found: 3
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • ScuffleMC

    ScuffleMC

    JAVA IP: ScuffleMC.net BEDROCK IP: ScuffleMC.net (Port: 25565)

    ScuffleMC is the most popular Sky Gen Minecraft servers out there. Come explore multiple worlds or fight for glory in 1.8 PvP. Other features include events, economy, outlands, custom crates and custom items. Connect to the ScuffleMC server for an epic and rewarding Minecraft experience unlike any you’ve had before!

    1.16 -> 1.19 are supported!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 99/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5 Legendary Scepters Created: 6
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 4 Enchantments Applied: 126
    Rune Stones Activated: 8 Phantom Blocks Placed: 7
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
    Curse of Binding Applied: 5 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • Farzy

    Farzy

    A brand new Survival experience! Play with one of the biggest Survival YouTuber’s Farzy, and join him on the friendliest Minecraft Survival Server out there!

    Bedrock IP: bedrock.farzysmp.com Bedrock Port: 19132

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 93/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5 Magical Moments Shared: 20
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 41
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 4 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 12
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
    Wilderness Tamed: 9 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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