Welcome to /dft/ – the Discord Fappy Talky Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride of sharing your weirdest fetishes, posting about your kinkiest desires, and of course, jerking off together in-game. Our current theme is the “Nice Tits Edition,” so get ready to build the most voluptuous structures you can imagine.

But that’s not all – we have a legendary tale of a player who stumbled upon a hidden dungeon filled with nothing but diamond-encrusted dildos. Will you be the next lucky adventurer to uncover this treasure trove? Or maybe you’ll be the one to discover the secret portal to the land of endless hentai.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us on /dft/ and let your wildest fantasies come to life in the world of Minecraft. Just remember to keep it PG-13… or not, we won’t judge.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players: 94/300 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought: 23 Legendary Heroes Trained: 6
Glorious Feasts Held: 11 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
Cozy Campfires Lit: 9 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4
Love Letters Sent: 2 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • Domini [Factions] [Semi-Anarchy] [Bedrock support]

    Domini [Factions] [Semi-Anarchy] [Bedrock support]
    Just a KingdomsX server for fun with my friends, open to the public.

    Create a kingdom build your community, balance your economy, make allies and enemies with nations, dominate your opponents and take over kingdoms to assert your dominance in the land.

    We allow bedrock users to join the server: 162.33.22.223 Port: 19133

    We now support Boosted Audio, which is a voice chat plugin, allowing users to use the command /audioThis should allow both Java and Bedrock clients to voice chat in proximity to each other in the game, while the plugin uses a website to monitor microphone audio.*Voice chat is not required to join, it’s just something nice to have to be able to talk to users in a proximity

    View the server’s world map here: 162.33.22.223:8123

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 98/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 6 Emeralds Found: 6648
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 1 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 3
    Living Statues Befriended: 1 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4
    Rune Stones Activated: 10 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 10

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • MicroPixelate

    MicroPixelate

    A minecraft 1.15.2 Survival server with hidden chests, PvP, a friendly community, and more! (NO HACKERS ALLOWED!!)

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 90/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
    Magic Wands Crafted: 17 Star Shards Collected: 174
    Evil Twin Fights: 1 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2 Magical Familiars Summoned: 1
    Meteorite Armor Created: 12 Phantom Knights Defeated: 10

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • DanskSurvival

    DanskSurvival

    This server is newly started and is frequently updated. Hope you are interested in giving it a try so we can get the server’s community going.

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 109/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 16
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 7 Royal Courts Attended: 1
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 7 Living Statues Befriended: 1
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • KitPVP/Survival And More

    KitPVP/Survival And More

    This Server Has Loads Of Fun Things To Explore Like Survival, KitPVP, Creative, And Loads More This Server Has All Your Needs

    VERSION NEEDS TO BE 1.12.2 FOR THE PLUGINS TO WORK MORE VERSIONS SUPPORTED SOON

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 98/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 4433
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Soul Swords Wielded: 2 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 41
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 17 Volcanoes Explored: 3
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • Knights Community

    Knights Community

    Welcome to our Minecraft Server in the Philippines – a virtual realm where gamers from across the archipelago gather to embark on epic adventures, craft magnificent creations, and build lasting friendships. Immerse yourself in a uniquely Filipino gaming experience with custom content, exciting events, and a vibrant community. Join us on this pixelated journey, where the spirit of camaraderie meets the thrill of exploration. Are you ready to dive into the blocky wonders of our Philippine Minecraft universe? See you in-game, mga ka-MC!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 92/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Dragon Eggs Found: 3131
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 9 Goblin Markets Raided: 5
    Infinity Stones Found: 5 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 45
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3 Haunted Forests Traversed: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • Simply Vanilla – 1.20.4

    Simply Vanilla – 1.20.4
    Welcome to Simply Vanilla!

    Since 2018, Simply Vanilla has focused on semi-vanilla, survival gameplay though we also incorporate a few lightweight plugins to make playing with friends easy, such as with basic teleport commands and /sethome. Our tight-knit, kind community sets us apart and we are super welcoming to new players! We do have a mature player base with older players, though anyone is encouraged to join. Stop by today to check us out and meet your new server family!Visit our website for more information: simplyvanilla.coJoin our Discord to participate with the community: https://discord.gg/simplyvanilla

    Rules:1. No cheats/exploits2. No major griefing3. Respect fellow players and staff4. No spam or advertisement5. No sensitive content6. No ban or mute evasion 7. No excessive swearing/offensive language 8. No AFK Farming/grinding9. No toxic playersFor more detail on our rules, visit simplyvanilla.co/rules

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 99/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 10 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1
    Alternate Realities Explored: 1 Pirate Ships Captured: 2
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1 Soul Swords Wielded: 1
    Wilderness Tamed: 6 Cursed Villages Purged: 4
    Emeralds Found: 7966 Talking Trees Consulted: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • Bone craft

    Bone craft

    [Bonecraft]

    Welcome to Bonecraft, a survival server and towny server running on Minecraft Java Edition 1.15.2 Join our server using our ip: play.bonecraft.org Visit our website using: https://www.bonecraft.org/ Our Store: https://www.store.bonecraft.org/

    Some of the features we offer to players are McMMO, Veinminer, Silk Spawners, Golden Shovel Land Claiming, Kits, Wild Teleportation, Marriages, Money Drops, Events, and Giveaways.

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 104/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Secret Libraries Discovered: 5
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Cosmic Pies Baked: 8
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 6 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 7 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 7 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • FoolishMC

    FoolishMC

    JUST LAUNCHED – BEDROCK SUPPORTED | JOIN FOR FREE STORE ITEMS* Port 19132 for BEDROCK! FoolishMC is a unique Minecraft Network focused on the game mode Skyblock and many more to come. The network strives towards prospering in every area of the Minecraft space. Our objective is to deliver the most enjoyable gaming experience.

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 95/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Meteorite Armor Created: 18 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Goblin Markets Raided: 10
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1
    Soul Swords Wielded: 4 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 1 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 63

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • Simply Adventure – 1.20.4 [Java & Bedrock]

    Simply Adventure – 1.20.4 [Java & Bedrock]
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    •• ━━━━━ ••●•• ━━━━━ ••Java IP: simplyadventure.coBedrock IP: bedrock.simplyadventure.co:19132Our Discord: Discord•• ━━━━━ ••●•• ━━━━━ ••

    About

    Join us in our brand new server: Simply Adventure! This server is focused on the adventure of Minecraft, the fun of building and making friends, and the tranquility of getting away from the stresses of real life. We hope you can join the kind community that we hope to build.

    Check out our server’s features to see if they align with your interests!

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    Rules(more detail can be found on Discord)

    1. Respect all other players2. No Sensitive Content3. No cheats/exploits4. No griefing anywhere5. No Stealing / Luring / Scamming6. Claims must be at least 100 blocks from others7. No Random PVP8. No Spam or Advertisement9. Do Not Evade Punishment

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    Simply Adventure is the next place for you. Embrace the call of SA and start your adventure today. We hope to see you online!

    Are you ready to begin your adventure?

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 108/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 8 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 33 Towns Built: 8
    Rune Stones Activated: 6 Volcanoes Explored: 2
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 19 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7 Chimeras Created: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • Tn3 – Anarchy

    Tn3 – Anarchy

    kill sum tuffs and greif things. u can hack. hacked client provided on the website. haev fun destroying other peoples fun. ———————————— This is a new server so first person to join gets OP.

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 97/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 4
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 2 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6
    Soul Swords Wielded: 1 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 78 Pirate Ships Captured: 1

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • Mayhemcraft Minecraft Survival

    Mayhemcraft Minecraft Survival

    Mayhemcraft Minecraft survival

    Hello We are a Survival server with pvp and skill plugins and clan system. Version 1.16.x to 1.20.1 Java and Bedrock Server

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 104/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 15 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 5
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 13
    Horror Stories Survived: 7 Enchanted Armories Found: 10
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1 Ender Pearl Glitches: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • The Farmers Market

    The Farmers Market
    An LGBTQ friendly semi-vanilla server. Come join the Fruit Basket!

    We are 1.20!With active players, active staff, and a warm welcoming community, The Farmers Market is your one stop server for all your fruity needs!

    Join our discord at discord.farmersmarketmc.net

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 93/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5 Goblin Markets Raided: 6
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 7 Mineshafts Explored: 2
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1 Volcanoes Explored: 3
    Royal Courts Attended: 4 Cozy Campfires Lit: 19
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • CamsUHC

    CamsUHC

    Play Ultimate Hard Core Minecraft with your friends, online friends, or random users! To make this Ultimate Hard Core, more ultimate, we added a twist. You can uses amazing kits to help you in PvP!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 102/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Magical Ponies Rescued: 8
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Runes Activated: 8
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 3 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 172 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • GuardianGames

    GuardianGames

    Welcome to GuardianGames.de, an exciting Minecraft network currently in beta and mainly offers the popular game mode “CityBuild”. Our goal is to provide a unique and entertaining gaming experience that takes you into a virtual world full of creativity and adventure. At GuardianGames.de we attach great importance to an active and committed community. We are constantly striving to improve the gaming experience improve and therefore offer an open ear for feedback and suggestions.

    Best regards

    Guardian Games Team!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 90/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Magical Moments Shared: 10 Buildings Constructed: 50
    Herobrine Sightings: 6 Immortal Potions Brewed: 4
    Eternal Flames Captured: 7 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 Astral Projections Made: 0
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 5 Cosmic Pies Baked: 3

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • DON’T DROP THE SOAP PRISON SERVER

    DON’T DROP THE SOAP PRISON SERVER

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    Don’t Drop the Soap server is a prison server in which you start at bottom doing various jobs to make money and purchase your way up the ranks. Once enough money is made, you may buy yourself out of prison, into freedom. More on these ranks and what jobs you can do to earn the ranks will be specified later on in this post.The server is online 24/7 ran on a dedicated server. We have 75 slots at the moment with little to no lag.

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    From the lowest Block 3 to the prestige Block 0, life in prison becomes easier as you move up. With less PvP areas, better job, and an overall nicer environment, the price for each block increases as you move up. Below is the list of ranks that you can purchase by using the in-game command /rankup but you must have the money in your account or you will be denied for a rank up. You earn money to rank up by doing various jobs within the server like fishing, mining and many more which will be discussed in depth below!

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    Cost: $0.00This is the starting block, this is where your journey begins. All new players start here. Here, the largest PvP area and hardest working jobs make life grim.

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    Cost: $15,000

    A small step up from Block 3. The decreased PvP and higher paying jobs make the prison seem a bit better. Still always be sure to watch your back.

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    Cost: $40,000The second highest block, this area has well paying jobs, and a reliable source of ready food. The vast space and nice architecture is much needed upgrade compared to the previous blocks.

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    Cost: $75,000The most elite block prior to being free. This block has jobs that can’t be beat and has no PvP areas at all. Choose from either the dirt mine or the multiple mob farms for a steady income of money.

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    Cost: $125,000You have bought your way out of prison, and are a free man! You are free to roam the world outside of prison. You can build whatever you want, wherever you want! Hide your base well because greifing is not prohibited. You may come back to the prison at any time to sell or buy whatever goods you have or may need. Keep in mind you must still abide by prison rules while in the prison.

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    The highest achievable rank on the server, coming with great responsibility. The Warden maintains all activity going on in the server and prison. Only earned through trust and loyalty. The Warden regulates events, moderates the chat, and keeps the server at it’s best.

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    Cost: Pricing at shop.ddtsmc.comDonor privelages Include:

    – More purchasable plots– Private Donator log mine– Sheep Farms– Ability to sell items for higher prices– Colored name in-game (You choose the colour)

    -Donations of $100 or more will grant the user a custom tag of choice as well as being part of the Uber-donor group.

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    Failure to follow these rules may result in a ban or muteNone of the following is allowed:

    – Mods.– Cheating clients.– Advertising other servers.– Repeated offensive behavior.– X-ray texture packs / hacks.– Finding exploits and abusing them.

    – Doing large giveaways

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    Failure to follow these rules may result in a jail

    None of the following is permitted in the prison:

    – Pushing.– PvP abusing.– PvP camping.– PvP safe-zoning.– PvP camping.– Using damaging potions (Poison, insta-damage).– Wielding contraband items (swords, flint and steel, bow and arrows).– Swords, If you’re caught with a sword a guard will ask for it and then count from 5.

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    If you would like to be a guard in-game, feel free to send in an application at bit.ly/mcsoap

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    If you have been banned in-game, feel free to send in a ban appeal at bit.ly/mcsoap

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 97/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 2 Soul Contracts Signed: 3
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Magic Crystals Found: 11
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 12 Mythical Quests Completed: 38
    Ores Mined: 844 Evil Lairs Raided: 6

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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