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| Players: | 90/900 | Votes: | 9422 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 4 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 | Dimension Hops: | 3 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 15 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 34 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 8 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 7 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 |
Welcome to the most wild and wacky Minecraft SMP out there – /dft/! Join us for a truly unique experience where you can post about your weirdest fetishes, chat with fellow players about your wildest fantasies, and even have a good ol’ fap session while building your dream base.
In our Snakey edition, we have a special surprise for all players – every time you slay a snake in the game, you’ll unlock a secret power that will help you dominate the server. From turning your enemies into chickens to summoning a herd of explosive pigs, the possibilities are endless!
So why join /dft/? Well, where else can you find a community of players who are just as kinky and crazy as you are? Plus, rumor has it that the server is haunted by a ghostly creeper who will grant you three wishes if you can out-fap him in a PvP match.
Don’t miss out on the madness – join /dft/ today and let the chaos begin!
