Minecraft SMP: /dft/ – Discord Fappy Talky Crafters

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Welcome to the most wild and wacky Minecraft SMP out there – /dft/! Join us for a truly unique experience where you can post about your weirdest fetishes, chat with fellow players about your wildest fantasies, and even have a good ol’ fap session while building your dream base.

In our Snakey edition, we have a special surprise for all players – every time you slay a snake in the game, you’ll unlock a secret power that will help you dominate the server. From turning your enemies into chickens to summoning a herd of explosive pigs, the possibilities are endless!

So why join /dft/? Well, where else can you find a community of players who are just as kinky and crazy as you are? Plus, rumor has it that the server is haunted by a ghostly creeper who will grant you three wishes if you can out-fap him in a PvP match.

Don’t miss out on the madness – join /dft/ today and let the chaos begin!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ores Mined:	6982	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Magic Wands Crafted:	10

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

DroneCraft Server: Russian Fallout

#intelligence gathering, Aerial View, aftermath, Conflict, crisis response, damage assessment, Destruction, Devastating, disaster relief, drone strike, DroneCraft, emergency management, Fallout, international relations, military operation, reconnaissance, russia, Russian, satellite images, SECURITY, Server, Surveillance, Target, War

Yo, you gotta join our Minecraft server, cuz we got satellite images showin’ the aftermath of a devastating drone strike in Russia! Like, whoa, that’s some crazy stuff, right? But don’t worry, our server is totally safe…we think. Plus, our admins are like, super cool and will hook you up with all the diamonds you could ever want. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a UFO flying around in the sky. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and witness the madness for yourself!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Runes Activated:	7
Mythical Swords Crafted:	100	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	41

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

BidenCraft: No Hacks Allowed!

Allowed, Biden’s campaign, BidenCraft, cyber attacks, Cyber Security, cyber threats, cybersecurity measures, cybersecurity threats, data breach, digital espionage, digital warfare, election interference, fbi, foreign interference, government hacking, hacking attempts, Hacks, Information Security, intelligence agencies, Iranian hackers, national security, political hacking, stolen Trump info

haha imagine if those Iranian hackers tried to hack into our server but they couldn’t handle our epicness! we got all the juicy Trump info you could ever want, but sorry Biden, you gotta join our server to get it! FBI be like “woah, those Minecraft players are on another level” 😂 join now for a wild ride of stolen secrets and epic builds! #minecraft4life #hackerfail #lolz

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Tiny Nuke Power Co.

battery system, Breakthrough, Cutting Edge, Development, efficiency, efficient, ENERGY, Engineers, innovation, nuclear battery, nuclear power, Nuke, Physicists, power, power source, renewable energy, research, Science, Small, sustainable, Technology, technology advancement, Tiny

Yo, yo, yo! Listen up, peeps! We got dis cray-cray Minecraft server where we got physicists and engineers workin’ on some next level ish! They done made a teeny tiny nuclear battery that’s like 8,000 times more efficient than any other battery out there! Can you believe dat?! Join dis server and witness the power of science, yo! Build yo own nuclear-powered castle and rule over all dem peasants with yo infinite energy! Ain’t no creepers gonna mess with you when you got dat kind of power, amirite?! So come on down and join da fun, cuz dis server is lit AF! Let’s get nuclear, baby! 🤯🔥🚀 #MinecraftMadness

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	60
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

WRLD

Anarchy, Survival, survival multiplayer building vanilla community sandbox exploration crafting adventure roleplay server world creative mods minigames economy factions PvP skyblock mods, Vanilla

A server with 1000 players building empires, towns, and many other things in pure vanilla (without player accessible plugins) Minecraft. Everyone’s childhood dream. Join our closed beta with just 100 slots at “beta.wrld.re” and be the first persons that walks on that lands.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	312	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

RetroRealms

Enjoyable, Factions, Gamemodes, gameplay, Minecraft, MODERN, Network, nostalgic, Prison, RetroRealms, Seasons, Server, Skyblock, SPEED

Welcome to RetroRealms, a brand new Minecraft Network with a sole purpose of providing the most enjoyable, modern (and nostalgic) gameplay to all players.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Emeralds Found:	5879	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Dragons Tamed:	7

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Boxants: Where PvP stands for Pretty Villainous Parties on the Box Server!

Adventure, balanced progression, Box, Box Ants, Boxants, BUILD, Community, Dig, Explore, final mine, Fun, Gadgets, Game, Ip:, Join, Minecraft, Mines, multiplayer, Other, Parties, PRETTY, PvP, Server, stands, Survival, Tools, villainous

Box Ants Minecraft Server

Overview

Box Ants is a fun new box server with a good balanced progression. You start out with nothing and you need to dig your way up to the final mine. Once you reach the final mine you can go to the next box. There, there are new mines with better tools and cooler gadgets!

How fast can you progress through all the mines? Join BoxAnts and find out!

IP Address

boxants.minehut.gg

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the Box Ants server?	You can join the server by entering the IP address boxants.minehut.gg in the multiplayer section of Minecraft.
Is there a progression system on the server?	Yes, there is a balanced progression system where you start with nothing and work your way up to better tools and gadgets in the mines.
What happens when I reach the final mine?	Once you reach the final mine, you can move on to the next box where there are new mines with even better rewards.
Can I invite my friends to play on the server?	Yes, you can invite your friends to join Box Ants and progress through the different mines together.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Astral Projections Made:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

House Oversight Committee Minecraft Server

Biden policies, Biden-Harris Administration, Committee, Congress, consequences, current events, FCC commissioner, Government, government oversight, Hearing, House, House Committee, House hearing, house of representatives, House Oversight Committee, Live, Live Stream, Minecraft, News, oversight, policies, Politics, public policy, Server, testimony

Are you tired of boring old politics and hearings? Well, do we have the Minecraft server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creepers, epic battles, and wacky adventures that make the House Oversight Committee look like a snoozefest.

Our server is so action-packed, you’ll forget all about those pesky Biden-Harris policies. Who needs to worry about government decisions when you can be building your own empire and battling dragons instead?

So come on down to our server and leave the politics behind. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of Minecraft wizards who can grant you magical powers in the game. But shh, you didn’t hear that from us.

Join now for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Secret Passages Found:	8	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Is She Right, TV? Minecraft SMP

Analysis, commentary, current events, debate, Entertainment, Is she right, Media, Minecraft, News, opinion, Panel Discussion, popular culture, right or wrong, smp, talk show, television, television hosts, television personalities, television programs, trending topics, TV, tv shows

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha-cha slide!

Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby. And don’t even get us started on the villagers – they’ve formed a boy band and are dropping a mixtape next week!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, and he’s been known to challenge players to dance-offs for enchanted gear. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the most absurd adventure of your life!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

CousinClash Minecraft Server

anger, binge eating disorder, Boundaries, christmas dinner, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consequences, cousin, CousinClash, emotional, family, getting into shape, Harsh, hurtful comment, immature, Justified, Minecraft, Respect, sensitivity, Server, Support, Understanding, Yelling

Looking for a Minecraft server that will kick out anyone who fat-shames your sister? Look no further, because our server is all about protecting family honor! Join us for a wild ride of defending your loved ones and kicking out rude cousins who can’t keep their mouths shut. Plus, we have epic builds and crazy adventures waiting for you. So come on, join us and show those haters who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

MommaCraft: MIL Edition

Boundaries, confronting behavior, covering up, disrespectful behavior., Edition, family drama, family dynamics, financial fraud, future MIL, future together, identity theft, MIL, MommaCraft, partner’s mom, relationship issues, Resentment, snooping, stolen inheritance, struggling to accept, taking without permission, trust issues, uneasy feelings

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than your mother-in-law stealing from her own dying father? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns!

Our server is so insane, even your partner’s mom would be shocked! With hidden treasures, epic battles, and secret alliances, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

Plus, if you think your mother-in-law is bad, just wait until you meet our resident villain, the Ender Dragon’s evil twin sister, Brenda the Betrayer! She’ll make you rethink all your family drama.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience that’s more dramatic than a soap opera, join our server today! Just remember, in this world, anything can happen – even your mother-in-law teaming up with a creeper to steal your diamonds!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Demon Skulls Collected:	45
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Animals Bred:	112	Buildings Constructed:	41
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

CraftyScamFools

charlatan, CON, counterfeit, CraftyScamFools, Deception, dishonesty, easy target, Exploitation, Fake, fraud, fraudulence, gullible, hoax, Naive, Phony, ripoff, scam, scheme, snake oil, swindle, Trickery

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that promise big but deliver small? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate scam-tastic experience you’ve been waiting for! Join now for the chance to win a diamond block every time you log in (just kidding, you’ll actually get a dirt block)!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon’s long-lost cousin, the Ender Pigeon. Rumor has it that if you can find and tame this majestic creature, it will grant you three wishes (spoiler alert: the wishes are all for more dirt blocks).

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot guarded by a pack of killer bunnies. But be warned, these bunnies are no ordinary fluffy creatures – they have a taste for player flesh (just kidding, they’re actually quite friendly and enjoy a good game of hopscotch).

So why wait? Join our server now for the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life! Just remember, if it sounds too good to be true, it probably is (but hey, at least you’ll have a good laugh along the way)!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Secret Passages Found:	8	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	11

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

StrikeCraft: Taurus Missiles

Conflict Resolution, defense technology, Delivery, diplomatic actions, eastern europe, european parliament, foreign policy, international relations, meps, military intervention, military support, Missiles, nato, political decision, russia, security measures, StrikeCraft, Support, Taurus, Taurus missiles, Ukrainian strikes, Vote

lol u gotta join dis server cuz we got MEPs votin for Ukrainian strikes inside Russia like wut even? Taurus missiles bein delivered left n right, it’s like a war zone up in here but in Minecraft world lmao. come join da chaos and see wut happens next, it’s gonna be wild af. trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on dis craziness. #minecraftwarzone #taurusmissiles #ukrainianstrikes #lolzyserver

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	27
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Falling into the Void:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Dimension Hops:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Droughts R Us: Climate Change Edition

CHANGE, climate, climate adaptation, climate change, Climate change impacts, climate crisis, climate modeling, climate projections, climate research, climate resilience, climate science, climate variability, Droughts, Dry spells, Edition, environmental changes, extreme weather events, Future droughts, global warming, Longer dry spells, Observation-constrained projections, water scarcity, weather patterns

HEY U, YEAH U! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S SO LIT, EVEN THE CREEPERS ARE DOING THE MACARENA? WELL, THIS SERVER IS THE BOMB DIGGITY!

WE GOT DIAMONDS FALLING FROM THE SKY, PIGS THAT CAN FLY, AND TREES THAT GROW GOLDEN APPLES!

OH, AND DID I MENTION THE ENDER DRAGON IS ACTUALLY A SECRET AGENT TRYING TO STEAL ALL THE CAKE? YEAH, CRAZY RIGHT?

ALSO, OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY WHERE ALL THE VILLAGERS ARE ACTUALLY ALIENS IN DISGUISE!

SO, WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? COME JOIN THE FUN AND SEE FOR YOURSELF! JUST WATCH OUT FOR THOSE SNEAKY SKELETONS, THEY’RE ALWAYS TRYING TO STEAL YOUR SHOES!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Void Armor Forged:	13	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Potions Brewed:	49	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

What is the IP for PlayOverwatch Minecraft Server?

Minecraft, overwatch, Overwatch 2, playoverwatch, Server

PlayOverwatch is a popular team-based first-person shooter game developed and published by Blizzard Entertainment. Released in 2016, the game features a diverse cast of characters, each with unique abilities and playstyles. Players compete in various game modes such as escort, control, and assault, working together to achieve objectives and defeat the opposing team. With its engaging gameplay and competitive nature, PlayOverwatch has gained a large following in the esports community and remains a staple in the gaming industry.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	8838	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Drip Network

Bedwars, Mini Games, PvP, Skywars

– Java or Bedrock: **Java** – Realm/Server/World: **Server (Brand new)** – Length of Play Session: **2 hours** – Gametype: **Chill network of game modes including Duels, TNT Run, Bedwars, and more!** – Language: **English**

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Ores Mined:	8705
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.