Welcome to the most wild and wacky Minecraft SMP out there – /dft/! Join us for a truly unique experience where you can post about your weirdest fetishes, chat with fellow players about your wildest fantasies, and even have a good ol’ fap session while building your dream base.

In our Snakey edition, we have a special surprise for all players – every time you slay a snake in the game, you’ll unlock a secret power that will help you dominate the server. From turning your enemies into chickens to summoning a herd of explosive pigs, the possibilities are endless!

So why join /dft/? Well, where else can you find a community of players who are just as kinky and crazy as you are? Plus, rumor has it that the server is haunted by a ghostly creeper who will grant you three wishes if you can out-fap him in a PvP match.

Don’t miss out on the madness – join /dft/ today and let the chaos begin!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players: 97/200 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 10
Wilderness Tamed: 7 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 6 Farms Harvested: 424
Eldritch Medallions Worn: 10 Eclipse Rings Activated: 3
Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5 Glorious Feasts Held: 15

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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