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| Players: | 92/500 | Votes: | 680 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 9 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 8 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 3 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 2 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 11 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 | Mines Excavated: | 4580 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 |
| Zombie Dances: | 6 | Runes Activated: | 8 |
Welcome to the most wild and wacky Minecraft SMP out there – /dft/! This server is not for the faint of heart, as we encourage players to post their weirdest fetishes in the chat while simultaneously jerking off in-game.
But wait, there’s more! Joining /dft/ is like stepping into a whole new world of insanity. Rumor has it that the server is haunted by a group of ghostly creepers who only explode when you least expect it. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground dungeon filled with diamond-encrusted dildos.
So why should you join /dft/? Well, where else can you find a community of players who are just as kinky and crazy as you are? Plus, who doesn’t love a little bit of chaos while building their dream Minecraft world?
Come join us on /dft/ – where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your internet connection).
