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| Players: | 99/700 | Votes: | 9678 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 241 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 4 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 7 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 20 | Evil Twin Fights: | 2 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 6 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 8 | Meteorites Collected: | 3 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 |
Welcome to the most wild and wacky Minecraft SMP out there – /dft/! This server is not for the faint of heart, as we encourage players to post their weirdest fetishes in the chat while simultaneously jerking off in-game.
But wait, there’s more! Joining /dft/ is like stepping into a whole new world of insanity. Rumor has it that the server is haunted by a group of ghostly creepers who only explode when you least expect it. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground dungeon filled with diamond-encrusted dildos.
So why should you join /dft/? Well, where else can you find a community of players who are just as kinky and crazy as you are? Plus, who doesn’t love a little bit of chaos while building their dream Minecraft world?
Come join us on /dft/ – where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your internet connection).
