Welcome to the most outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter – /dft/! Join us for a wild ride filled with talking about your weirdest fetishes, posting tags that will make you blush, and of course, jerking off with your fellow players.

In our latest edition, we’re hosting a late-night snack run where players can compete to see who can gather the most bizarre snacks from the virtual world. Will you find the elusive pickled pig’s feet or the legendary chocolate-covered crickets? Only time will tell in this wacky adventure.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret dungeon hidden deep within the server, filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be brave enough to face the challenges and claim the riches for yourself?

So why wait? Join /dft/ today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of absurdity – you’re gonna need it!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players: 105/700 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected: 2 Arcane Towers Raised: 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 6 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 9
Lost Cities Unearthed: 1 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
Enchanted Armories Found: 7 Towns Built: 1
Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • Cobbletwo

    Cobbletwo

    IP: play.cobbletwo.com https://cobbletwo.tebex.io What does this server have?MEGA EVOLUTIONS SUPER TOWER BATTLE MORE THAN x400 POKÉMONS MORE THAN x600 PLUSHES OVER x500 CHARMS TONS OF REWARDS CUSTOM GENERATION PROTECTS SYSTEM GTS MARKET SYSTEM POKÉMON BREEDING POKÉDEX REWARDS

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 100/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Royal Decrees Issued: 1 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 21
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 16 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 3 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 8 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • PoliticaMC

    PoliticaMC

    A Brazilian geopolitical minecraft server, siegewar warfare, world building, immersive roleplay and more!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 92/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Void Armor Forged: 10 Divine Scrolls Written: 14
    Battle Standards Raised: 11 Emeralds Found: 5829
    Glorious Feasts Held: 14 Crystal Wands Charged: 17
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 4 Void Gems Collected: 12
    Mythical Quests Completed: 30 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • Royal Legacy

    Royal Legacy

    This year we celebrated our 9 year anniversary! We are one of the oldest servers still around! Play with endless custom content with daily updates to improve the server continuously! Bedrock: mc.royallegacy.net 19312 Java: mc.royallegacy.net 25565* Survival – Rule the Economy with custom claiming! 1.19 * Skyblock – Upgrade to the Biggest Island! 1.19 * Prison – Upgrade your pickaxe to become FREE! 1.19

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 95/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Magic Items Found: 5226 Talking Trees Consulted: 4
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 8 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 26
    Villages Defended: 11 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 423 Cursed Swords Broken: 3

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • Hogwarts Network

    Hogwarts Network

    HOGWARTS NETWORK IP: mchogwarts.net BEDROCK: puerto: 8191 VERSION: 1.20.2 (Compatible 1.18 onwards) DISCORD: ds.mchogwarts.net TYPE: Survival, PVE/PVP, RPG, Economy, Pokeballs, Tombs, Virtual Chests, Missions, Protections.

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 95/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Talking Trees Consulted: 1
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 3 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 17
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 10 Whispering Caves Entered: 5
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 10 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Lost Souls Rescued: 1

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • Tekkit 2 by CraftersLand

    Tekkit 2 by CraftersLand

    ░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: tekkit2.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Tekkit 2 Modpack

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 99/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2 Cozy Campfires Lit: 25
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Cursed Villages Purged: 4
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1 Lost Cities Unearthed: 2
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 20
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • MOOCRAFT

    MOOCRAFT

    IP: MOOHUB.NET Join MooHub.net for professionally run servers with active staff! Having opened in January 2013, Moocraft owns multiple dedicated servers which host 2 different servers, all with no lag. SEMI-ANARCHY/SURVIVAL: [1.20.1 with added support back to 1.8]

    – – – RAIDING – – – GRIEFING – – – PVP – – – NO HACKINGPRACTICEPVP: [1.8 with added support up to 1.20.1]We have INSTAGRAMS! Use these links to follow them: Yaycarolina: https://www.instagram.com/yaycarolina/?hl=en Chrishew19: https://www.instagram.com/chrishew19/?hl=en

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 101/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Crystal Wands Charged: 13 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1
    Mythical Relics Collected: 8 Titanic Battles Fought: 25
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 6
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 18 Lost Cities Unearthed: 3
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 9

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • Peaceful Vanilla Club

    Peaceful Vanilla Club

    Enjoy a peaceful vanilla experience, with no grief, no pay to win ranks and no PvP outside arenas. Play like you do on single player, but with friends! With no worries. LGBTQ+ Friendly Minecraft Server.→ To play on Java Edition: mc.peacefulvanilla.club → To play on Bedrock (Pocket): bedrock.peacefulvanilla.club (default port)

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 104/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Soul Swords Wielded: 6
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 6 Phoenix Feathers Found: 13
    Void Gems Collected: 35 Shadow Figures Spotted: 7
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
    Dark Rituals Completed: 8 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • LavaCube

    LavaCube

    LavaCube is a welcoming and lively Minecraft server. It offers a unique and enjoyable gaming experience for players of all ages and skill levels. With beautiful landscapes and endless possibilities, LavaCube allows you to explore, battle, and collaborate with friends. Our active community, regular events, and attentive staff ensure a safe and fun environment for all players. Join us today and unleash your creativity in this captivating Minecraft realm.Our current gamemodes: – ECO-SMP – BoxPvP – SkyPvP – PracticePvP – PrisonMineJoin Now!!! Available for Java and Bedrock IP: lavacube.xyz

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 94/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 93 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Mysterious Portals Opened: 19
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    Rune Stones Activated: 8 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • ParadiseMC

    ParadiseMC

    SURVIVAL SEMIRPG – Features | Slimefun | Auctions | Dungeon Bosses | Ranks by time | Upgradable Spawners | Duels between players | Up to 9 classes to choose from | New custom mobs | Lots of RPG items | Daily missions and challenges | Server focused on PVE. | Custom Texture Pack | Boxes | Ability to create or join Guilds | Ranks by Time | Boss events with exclusive rewards! | Pets | Keys to boxes with incredible rewards | RPG

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 104/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2
    Magic Crystals Found: 13 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3
    Potions Brewed: 115 Treasure Maps Found: 11
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 7 Werewolf Howls Heard: 4
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Invisible Walls Found: 3

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • Noob-Friendly

    Noob-Friendly

    Noob-friendly is a semi-vanilla survival server with a few quality of life add-ons including claims and teleportation.We are a fairly small but awesome community. Come and check us out!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 100/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1 Talking Trees Consulted: 3
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 96 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2
    Crystal Wands Charged: 14 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 24
    Buildings Constructed: 24 Endless Night Skies: 4
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 7 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • SuperSMP

    SuperSMP

    welcome to SuperSMP the friendlys SMP in the world! join today on java and bedrock. join now and begin your adventure!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 106/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5
    Goblin Markets Raided: 9 Dragon Eggs Found: 7341
    Enchanted Armories Found: 2 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 234
    Zombie Dances: 8 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 8
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • 1MoreBlock.com

    1MoreBlock.com

    We have run our community since 2011, making us more than a decade-old family-friendly survival server, for all people who love Minecraft and want to hang out with incredible players from many countries. On 1MoreBlock.com we play fair, avoid grief and don’t cheat. We love survival, building, playing games, and leveling Jobs and mcMMO stats. The main worlds never get deleted or reset! Toxic, bad-mouthed, and cheating players are not welcome. Join us today and enjoy the fun!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 98/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 1 Magic Crystals Found: 6
    Gryphons Tamed: 2 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 5 Mythical Quests Completed: 47
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4 Holy Grails Found: 1
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7 Cursed Statues Activated: 2

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • VoidSMP

    VoidSMP

    The VoidSMP is a 1.20.4 crossplay survival server! Season 4 has been released with countless new features such as quests, a brand-new server spawn, seasonal crates, bounties, player skills, and so much more!NOTE: When connecting with Bedrock, use port 25565.

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 97/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 1 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 40
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 8 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 10
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 10 Fairy Circles Danced In: 11
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 5 Void Gems Collected: 13
    Wyrmholes Dug: 6 Chimeras Created: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • Iruvatar Network

    Iruvatar Network

    We are a vanilla Java Edition and Bedrock Edition survival server and you will play without lag thanks to the power of our servers. Our community is very friendly and we look forward to having you join it.Port for Bedrock: 19132

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 108/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 48 Mythical Relics Collected: 12
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 6 Dragonkin Hatched: 1
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 1 Underground Cities Explored: 1
    Invisible Walls Found: 2 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 2 Curse of Binding Applied: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • Minebits

    Minebits

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 101/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 11 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 58 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 5 Magical Moments Shared: 16
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 4
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 1 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 7

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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