Welcome to the most outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter – /dft/! Join us for a wild ride filled with talking about your weirdest fetishes, posting tags that will make you blush, and of course, jerking off with your fellow players.

In our latest edition, we’re hosting a late-night snack run where players can compete to see who can gather the most bizarre snacks from the virtual world. Will you find the elusive pickled pig’s feet or the legendary chocolate-covered crickets? Only time will tell in this wacky adventure.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret dungeon hidden deep within the server, filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be brave enough to face the challenges and claim the riches for yourself?

So why wait? Join /dft/ today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of absurdity – you’re gonna need it!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players: 103/300 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Endless Night Skies: 3 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1
Mimic Chests Discovered: 1 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4
Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Mythical Quests Completed: 17
Cozy Campfires Lit: 9 Werewolf Howls Heard: 4
Lost Cities Unearthed: 4 Whispering Caves Entered: 3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • ApexPvP

    ApexPvP

    ApexPvP is a 1.20 Network with Factions, Cannon Testing and much more to come! We have tons of custom features, events and more to provide you with a unique experience where you can compete and have fun!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 98/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 6 Shadow Figures Spotted: 6
    Wyrmholes Dug: 7 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3
    Crystal Wands Charged: 8 Astral Orbs Gathered: 11
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4 Phoenix Feathers Found: 11
    Battle Standards Raised: 8 Spectral Entities Defeated: 6

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • PumpkinSMP

    PumpkinSMP

    The PumpkinSMP community is a very kind community and our staff are always here for you no matter. We are also a crossplay network, meaning we offer Bedrock Edition support.PumpkinSMP is a peaceful place for you and your friends to have fun and vibe.Servers are on 1.17.1 through 1.19+– Experience the true feel of an SMP!– play.pumpkinsmp.eu.orgBedrock: IP: play.pumpkinsmp.eu.org Port: 25577

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 97/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 2 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 21
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 3
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1 Heroic Legacies Created: 5
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2 Rainbows Spotted: 8

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • WildWood SMP

    WildWood SMP

    WildWood SMP is a brand new SMP-based server! We plan on becoming a one-stop network for all and any SMP gameplay desires! Here’s what we’ve got so far:• Lifesteal SMP – Build your base, kill players and collect their hearts! But don’t run out of hearts, or you’ll be punished!• Earth SMP (COMING SOON) – Survival Minecraft but with a map that mirrors planet Earth!• SMP (COMING SOON) – Easy, Simple, and relaxing Minecraft SMP!We allow both Java and Bedrock players to join! IP: wildwoodsmp.com Bedrock Port: 19132

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 96/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    New Chunks Explored: 133069 Mines Excavated: 1915
    Goblin Markets Raided: 7 Haunted Forests Traversed: 7
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Mythical Quests Completed: 18
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Magical Frogs Kissed: 5
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 20 Secret Passages Found: 7

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • unGODLY SMP

    unGODLY SMP

    As part of the unGODLY series, this server is similar to its previous counterpart in that its primary focus is giving power to the players while still allowing for a significant degree of challenge and difficulty. Hostile mobs are much stronger and faster, but players are given better tools, abilities, and opportunities in order to properly combat them.This server has many plugins – far too many to name – and so there is most certainly something for everyone.

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 97/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Gnome Villages Protected: 2 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
    Rune Stones Activated: 4 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1
    Dragon Eggs Found: 9820 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 10 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 22
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Invisible Pathways Walked: 4

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • Legend of the Wild

    Legend of the Wild

    We are a new survival server with economy, jobs, mcmmo and more. Check us out! We use grief prevention/claims plugin to keep your builds safe!. We aim to provide quality of life updates as well as make the game more involved and fun: More /Jobs! More Fish! More Enchants! More Crafting! More Potions! Custom Loot! More Tags! More Crates! Custom Monsters! Custom Bosses! Custom World Generation (The Wild) More ways to earn rewards in game than ever before! We are currently OPEN to new users. Thanks for stopping by to check us out!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 106/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Dragon Scales Harvested: 499
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Legendary Scepters Created: 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 4
    Glorious Feasts Held: 12 Soul Swords Wielded: 5
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 15 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • Ozryn Middle School

    Ozryn Middle School

    OzrynSMP is a semi-vanilla SMP. We are running several plugins designed to make your Minecraft experience just a bit better! We are now offering the choice of either 1.8 or 1.9 Combat Mechanics! Our plugins include, but are not limited to, Grief Prevention, TreeGravity, SilkSpawners and Player Warps. We have a ready made XP farm for players to use upon joining too. One of our best features is our different reward crates. The keys can be earned through voting or purchased on our store (shop.ozrynmc.net). We are currently a small but very close server and we would love to have some new friends join us!SERVER IP: play.ozryn.com Sever Port [Bedrock and Pocket Edition]: 19137 Server Port [Java]: 25714

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 109/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 23
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 5 Whispering Caves Entered: 7
    Portal Loops Escaped: 2 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
    Animals Bred: 79 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 5
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 4 Gnome Villages Protected: 6

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • AetherConquest

    AetherConquest

    Aether Conquest is a server based on a custom gamemode with custom-coded features; the closest category being a “box server”. However, unlike box servers, we offer tons of extra content, such as a level system, custom crafting system, boss spawns, unique and dynamic PvP systems, and more! We plan to keep updating Xanatos with more exclusive features as time goes on!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 94/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 10 Lost Cities Unearthed: 3
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 190
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 366 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
    Magic Crystals Found: 10 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 3
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • Hemisphere Survival

    Hemisphere Survival

    Vanilla Survival Minecraft Server with QOL/Performance Datapacks and Mods, including Simple Voice Chat. Friendly Community for anyone who loves Minecraft as much as we do. No plots or protection size limits. Creativity is always encouraged.

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 101/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 4 Elemental Crystals Collected: 43
    Epic Weapons Forged: 4 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 56
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 4 Horror Stories Survived: 6
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 2 Enchanted Armories Found: 6

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • AusGG

    AusGG

    AusGG is an Australian Minecraft Network which features variety of different game modes.The current servers are: AussieSMP – A whitelisted application survival server with features to improve quality of life for players such as claims, shops and basic teleports. Aussie Creative – A whitelisted creative server for players to build on.

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 101/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 6 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 9
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 19 Spectral Entities Defeated: 5
    Meteorite Armor Created: 23 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 3 Volcanoes Explored: 1

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • DrakesCraft Network

    DrakesCraft Network

    Network DrakesCraft Java and Bedrock always active, 24 hours a day Ip: mc.drakescraft.net Bedrock port: 25565 Versions from 1.18 to 1.20.X Modalities: – Survival 1.20.X Slimefun Custom With many enchantments, more than 8 thousand items (slimefun, 100% technical plugin to create minerals, and its expansions). Use of optifine is recommended In this server community we have plugins for: -protections -Great variety of strong mobs and bosses -custom items and enchantments. -slimefun Discord https://discord.gg/nZgQgbRx6A

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 95/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Astral Mages Summoned: 4 Hidden Passages Discovered: 8
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 14 Cursed Lands Purified: 7
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 5 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Mineshafts Explored: 4

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • HalfastMC UHC Survival

    HalfastMC UHC Survival

    Bedrock Edition and Pocket Edition – IP: play.halfastmc.com PORT: 19132The average player CAN NOT SURVIVE playing 5 minutes on THIS server! The Minecraft server HalfastMC is an Ultra Hardcore Vanilla Minecraft Server – Hard Mode Survival with no natural regeneration. Players have to use potions, beacons, apples, etc to regenerate health. Monsters spawn more often and hit much harder. Unlike other servers, players won’t be banned from the server after death. Commands like teleport are very limited, to add more of a challenge to your experience. The server is also very strongly against pay to win, so you won’t see any premium packages for overpowered items.HalfastMC has a semi-active community, filled with people who have been active for many years, and some players that joined very recently. Most of the community is a mature audience, so join and chat at your own discretion. HalfastMC is the perfect place for players who love survival Minecraft but think it’s way too easy. Join the Discord community using this link: https://discord.gg/REGwfwRe6d , or play on the server now using the IP address play.halfastmc.com , or visit our website at www.halfastmc.com. (This server is a direct descendant of DRAGONHOLLOW / Dragon Hollow – If you used to play there, we play here now!)

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 110/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Eerie Music Discs Played: 2
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 13 Epic Battles Fought: 9
    Meteorites Collected: 3 Celestial Gardens Planted: 6
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 19 Phantom Blocks Placed: 6
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 Dark Rituals Completed: 6

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • FTB Interactions by CraftersLand

    FTB Interactions by CraftersLand

    ░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: it.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention claim system > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Maps on RAM drive for faster chunk load. > Daily Backups. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Few items banned. (Link on the server.) > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > Dedicated Server Online 24/7.

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 102/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 9 Cursed Statues Activated: 2
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Wilderness Tamed: 16
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 0 Shadow Figures Spotted: 4
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 6 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
    Players Killed by Monsters: 7817 Forbidden Relics Collected: 0

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • SonOyuncu Network

    SonOyuncu Network

    Son Oyuncu Network offers you a minecraft experience you have never seen before. Get ready for a minecraft experience that will increase your gaming pleasure with 100% cheat protection and a quality management team!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 93/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 15 Star Shards Collected: 193
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4 Emeralds Found: 5073
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 8 Celestial Gardens Planted: 7
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 23 Immortal Potions Brewed: 11

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • No Named Orgs Server

    No Named Orgs Server

    We are a community aimed at making a fun gaming environment for all gamers to play in! Currently, we have several features:Survival Creative Mob Arenas Wands Infernal Mobs Dungeons And much more!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 96/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 1 Enchanted Armories Found: 9
    Mythical Quests Completed: 28 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
    Pirate Ships Captured: 2 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4
    Soul Swords Wielded: 1 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2
    Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • cCraft

    cCraft

    cCraft as a bilingual server (German/English) was made openly accessible again with 1.7.x – the principle of being as close as possible to the original Minecraft has the highest priority here.As a player, you have the opportunity to protect your areas on your own responsibility – without having to ask an admin. No commands are required, just a chest (for the very first custom zone) and a gold shovel for creating new zones and moving the corners of existing zones.Our worlds are free to use, as we know from the original Minecraft – only the areas protected by other players are subject to restrictions.

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 105/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 13 Gryphons Tamed: 1
    Undead Armies Raised: 1 Wyrmholes Dug: 4
    Infinity Stones Found: 3 Pirate Ships Captured: 2
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 48
    Crops Grown: 5377 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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